why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

i meant to be a casual fan but it ended up ruining my life

Someone get me a eurovision drinking game for saturday.

This is it. Godbless

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

me

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

i can’t wait for summer i’m gonna go to the beach and go to parties and this is a complete lie i will most likely blog all night and sleep all day

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

ohhhh my god IMAGINE IT THOUGH.

OH I’M IMAGINING IT ALRIGHT.