chronically tired Welcome to the JMV/DINTIS AU hell (affectionate) I have carefully cultivated. Thereās some Dreamswap here too. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY WORKS TO TRAIN GENERATIVE AI. DO NOT FEED ANY OF MY UNFINISHED WORKS TO CHATGPT OR OTHER GEN AI PROGRAMS TO GET AN ENDING. If I could Iād hunt you down and feed you to hungry alligators for doing such.
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i have had a hand in SO many goddamn AUs and weird little dudes
With @wheezethebluejay:
Horror!DS (viewer discretion advised)
Theater Kid JMV (<- link to doc) (master post for the TUMBLR posts coming...eventually? Probably?)
Wholesome JMV & DINTIS
Extreme JMV & DINTIS
Swap JMV & DINTIS
Fell JMV & DINTIS
Horror JMV & DINTIS
Fell Extreme JMV & DINTIS
Swapfell JMV & DINTIS
Hunted Spirits AU (JMV/DINTIS/DS/OG all rolled into one!)
Wonderland AU (JMV/DINTIS) (mischaracterization AU)
The Radiant Crusade (combo of many AUs)
Big-Ass Supernatural AU
With @nom-de-plume-system:
Beechswap JMV and DINTIS (Formerly "Bitchswap")
Broken Family JMV (viewer discretion EXTRA advised)
Polychromatic JMV/DINTIS
Decay (JMV)
Spectrolite (JMV)
By myself (mostly; lots of influence and/or suggestions from friends tho):
Sunfall Dreamswap
Lucidity and all of his bullshit (affectionate) (DS/JMV/DINTIS)
JMV Resistance Roster: OC Division (added a bunch of UTAU characters to the resistance)
More JMV OCs sourced from UTAU characters
Animated Statue AU (aka JMV But They're All Statues Made Of Their Namesakes. DINTIS is there too)
Fatalities (Horror!Fatal Flaws)
Twist of Fate (JMV/DINTIS)
Eternal Smile (OGMV) (NOT by myself, but the only AU I made with Shady so I'm gonna drop it here)
The Hunger Spreads (JMV)
One-off characters:
Coriander and Rose (obsidian's bastard child--literally--and their mom) (we love rose in this house)
Solar System DS Nightmare (we gave him DID)
Entropy (Fusion) (lots of suggestions from friends on Discord)
Atrophy (Fusion)
Sophism (Fusion)
Nephalem (Fusion) (most recent fusion)
Carter (Fusion)
William (Fusion)
Cosmos (Fusion)
(more about the fusions + consistent traits of first 3. A lot of those carry over to Nephalem, but not all.)
Cavansite (JMV)
Talent (no longer affiliated with any fandom) (for now; might go to a different one)
Revamped middle school OC(s) (system)
Adamantine ('What if transitioning fixed obsidian?')
Untitled.MP4, one of two completed fics I have on here. JMV. Warnings in the post.
Fanfic account I havenāt actually done anything with in ages but perhaps, someday, once again...
My YouTube channel
Also I have a Ko-fi that I forgot about
Art tag: Moonfur learns to draw
Animation tag: Moonfur plays with flipaclip
Writing tag: Moonfur writing
Music tag: My music
i keep forgetting to tag my own stuff
Moon or Moonfur works for me. I prefer no pronouns but if you really don't want to say my name every time you refer to me, I don't care what you use. My gender is 'no', but you can refer to me by whatever you want to make the joke land
i love answering asks but do be advised that while I will try to give the benefit of the doubt for some things i can and will delete anything thatās mean spirited and/or bigoted or simply does not spark joy
if weāre mutuals and I donāt reblog your art itās because Iām a fool and was too busy staring at and admiring it
Be advised: if you receive a link to a post from me in tumblr messages, it was an accident. If I want you to see something, Iāll either reblog it and @ you or just reblog it and yell for you in the tags. There may be some exceptions, but if thereās no additional contextā¦yeah, it was an accident. Sorry
yeah I think thatās the important stuff. Donāt repost stuff, reblogs are greatly appreciated, etc etc
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i took a nap and i know I was thinking about something with demon Sparrow before I fell asleep. I don't remember what actually started it. all i remember now is it was a red sky AU still and Fester was gone, Spindle was himself again, and that sparrow ended up with eggs and shenanigans ensued.
Shenanigans including:
sparrow having no idea if the eggs were going to hatch and freaking out because there were like a dozen or so and he did NOT want that many kids jesus christ what do they do
spindle trying to help but only being able to suggest asking kevin
kevin also not knowing and asking what the hell they expected him to be able to do, it's not like he had egg x-ray vision
them finding the appropriate biologists and/or farmers with the appropriate gear to test the eggs and finding out that they were in fact infertile and not going to hatch
and most importantly Slash being involved somehow (i think she and byte were helping transport stuff on Kevin's request? they might've also just heard kevin was being asked for advice and tagged along and refused to leave) and spending the entire conversation wondering if she can eat the eggs and trying to decide if she should ask. and it's very clear she wants to ask something because she keeps glancing at the eggs and fidgeting
she gets the okay because sparrow decides he'd rather pretend they weren't his, and if they aren't his then he doesn't mind if someone eats them! and before slash runs off to get a pan byte's like "girl we don't even know if we can eat them"
so they find someone who checks the eggs for toxic chemicals. who says they're chemically fine but they look gross and Slash just goes 'ew really? what do they look like? actually don't tell me i want to find out for myself'
in my head the eggs were pretty big. Bigger than chicken eggs, but not enormous. and she was curious. but you can't just. ask the guy who laid the eggs if you can eat them. right ?
the eggs also cooked so that the 'whites' became clear and the yolk turned rainbow colors, which was really funny when slash's first recipe was hard boiled eggs. that's obviously not normal but how is that gross? and then byte goes to fry one. i haven't figured out what they look like raw yet but it does make everyone involved go 'oh ewwww yeah that IS gross'
somewhere there was also kevin (sarcastically) being like "Oh so you'll just go ahead and eat eggs in front of me, but with Finch you have to ask?" and Slash is like "Those weren't your eggs, asshole!"
i also need you all to know the actual translation of "pebble" isnt like the small rock pebble, it does literally translate to "baby" and simon would hear it as "baby". i wrote "pebble" because grace translated eridian babies as "pebbles" for his own amusement. therefore: you, the viewer, get the grace terminology.
I got a new game(Dog Sled Saga) and while looking for a new team member I found a dog named Trashboat???? To be clear this is a 100% single player game. So this was just RNG.
Baby Judge in the Pirate AU. What happened to the babby.
Dunno how little he is, but definitely Smol. Too smol to swim.
Fun option: Freddy grabbed him and somehow managed to hold onto him. And neither of them died before they got fished up by Pluto.
Idk if this is better or worse than Freddy being alone. On one hand: one sibling is alive. On the other: itās a little baby/toddler that he has to look out for as a child himself. And now thereās weird people Freddy doesnāt know (Horror Squad) that keep trying to take Judge away (trying to give the child a break/help with the babby)
Or he just got washed ashore at some cult or something.
All I see is a tiny Judge being afraid of the strange adults and siren and then one day suddenly being glued to Plutoās side and giggling and badly singing along with Kevin
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Spider-Freddy. He drags several of his siblings out exploring some abandoned lab (probably ignoring all warnings/protests from them) and gets bit. He understandably freaks when the powers start happening, and tells Pluto about it.
Pluto helps him figure out most of his powers, and theyāre just sort of having a good time.
And then somebody shows up to cause trouble, and Pluto either dies or is seriously injured. Freddy blames himself, and thinks he couldāve prevented it if he really tried.
Heās not the Spider-Man this city deserves, but heās going to damn well try.
Actually Dragon Puzzleās worst timeline is probably the one where they get found by Pluto. Not because Pluto would cause problems (on purpose), purely because Pluto canāt do shit about the sparker.
So heās just going to have so many problems, almost setting things on fire (and actually starting fires) and its going to stress him out so bad, because you know if he started fires in the lab then he was in Big Trouble. Even if it was an accident (which it pretty much always was)
The only solution I can find is if Freddy befriends Tune, at some point mentions the situation, and they convince Xenon to help. Which might be easier than you think; even if heās technically helping a serial killer, gestures at his friends who are assassins. Which isnāt much better. And besides, thatās a kid/young adult whoās just having a horrible time, and Xenon can make it better.
The question is if they can convince Pluto Xenon's genuinely got Puzzleās best interest at heart, and heāll actually help instead of. I donāt know. Killing Plutoās child while heās unconscious or otherwise making his life worse.
Load, Aim, Fire by xXtha for FMR Percy and Byte if Percy decided to just join her side entirely. For your blorbo centrifuge
Yes yes yes
Chews on this intently. My boyās a guilty mess after betraying Delusion and Somnus. At least Pluto and Freddy will probably put up with him? But thatās not quite the same as what Percy had with Del and Somnus.
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Okay random thought Iāve spun for several months
The Plusion kids (and by extension H!DS) in Phineas and Ferb. No idea why just let them cause chaos
Idk if thereās a clear-cut Candace though. None of the Plusion kids is enough of a tattletale. Except maybe Somnus?
Mostly just because I want the kids to keep getting materials for their inventions from Gouge or the Horror Squad (possibly minus Pluto, if he doesnāt know about his kidsā shenanigans), leading to:
Gouge: Arenāt you a little young to be building a rollercoaster?
Fifteen-year-old Puzzle: Yes, yes I am.
Gouge: ⦠okay, as long as you donāt die I donāt care. Hereās the keys.
DUMP IT MOON. ALL THE CRACK. DROWN THE BLORBOS IN IT (silly)
ahem. anyway. Sparrow as Carl yes yes taking notes. heās the best intern youāve ever seen Almomon is doing their best, but somehow are bested by a doggo in a hat. Blake explains the situation to Pulaski and heās just. so confused. Almomon you are not taking the divorce well are you.
Also realized if Puzzle is in fact fifteen like half the kids probably shouldnāt be running heavy machinery, even if weāre calling Phineas and Ferb logic where they can handle it safely. So now Iām picturing Puzzle, Percy, and Freddy taking turns working on the dayās project while at least one of them is supervising the little ones. Or they just leave the lil kids with Somnus and thatās why he wants to bust them.
Bernardo either lives outside the Tri-State Area or is just observing the shenanigans of his siblings with amusement. He makes sure theyāre all safe, and that anything they build is okay to work with. No idea why he hasnāt told their parents.
Okay random thought Iāve spun for several months
The Plusion kids (and by extension H!DS) in Phineas and Ferb. No idea why just let them cause chaos
Idk if thereās a clear-cut Candace though. None of the Plusion kids is enough of a tattletale. Except maybe Somnus?
Mostly just because I want the kids to keep getting materials for their inventions from Gouge or the Horror Squad (possibly minus Pluto, if he doesnāt know about his kidsā shenanigans), leading to:
Gouge: Arenāt you a little young to be building a rollercoaster?
Fifteen-year-old Puzzle: Yes, yes I am.
Gouge: ⦠okay, as long as you donāt die I donāt care. Hereās the keys.
i watched a couple other things earlier and was playing some games and there was No Headache. but now there is Such Headache
also i have continued to stare at a screen without the berry game and said headache is fading (slowly)) so idk what other lesson i'm supposed to take from tthis except Berry Game Bad for Brain
Hey guess who finally made some refs for (some of) those pirate guys I was spinning.
Naksyr
The captain of the Ravenās Wing, Naksyr wasnāt born on the sea. He ran away from home due to arguments with his family as a teen, and found himself making a deal with a captain to get as far away as possible. He quickly regretted this decision, as this captain was strict in his rules and cruel in his punishments.
But Naksyr wasnāt the only child the captain screwed over, and once theyād finally reached a breaking point, the kids overthrew the former captain and split the shipās money and cargo amongst themselves to make new lives. Most of them scattered as soon as they reached port, swearing never to set foot on a ship again.
Naksyr, on the other hand, was drawn even more to the sea. He firmly believes that their coupās success was a blessing from the goddess of the sea herself, and in return has sworn his life to guarding her waters.
He didnāt keep the same ship that he was trapped on, but the money from the cargo and selling it allowed him to acquire the Wing. From there, he built a small but close-knit crew and now sails the coasts, protecting the world from pirates. Even though, by the governmentās laws, the Wing is a pirate vessel (delivering justice without permission or oversight), Naksyr only attacks ships or crews that he firmly believes the sea and shipping lanes would be better without.
And hereās his first mate:
Patter
Met Naksyr on the same ship he was trapped on except she has no voice of her own. She typically copies Naksyrās voice because sheās heard the most from him, and the handful of voices that she knows well enough to carry conversation with are voices sheād like to leave behind her. She will also use the voices of their crewmates on occasion, though.
Her book is for writing, if she doesnāt have a word yet or she doesnāt want to use a certain voice for it. She will occasionally ask people she thinks have nice voices to say various things so she can add them to her vocal memories.
Sheās a little more reserved and tends to keep to herself, but sheās pretty positive and is always down to chat if someone comes to her about it.
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TW: mention of death, murder, and on-screen attempted robbery and violence
Puzzle hated Gotham. He'd hated it all his life, even when he was small. Back then, it was as simple as most of the old buildingsā which there were a lot of, in Crime Alley; no one actually had the money to renovateā not being accessible for Laura. And because he refused to leave them behind while he took the stairs, he found himself complaining often of the lack of accessibility.Ā
Now, he hated it because it was a crime-ridden hellhole that hadn't changed a bit in his thirteen years of death and isolation. Because the man who'd sworn himself to protecting the city, to protecting Puzzle, to protectingĀ Laura, was doing nothing to actually stop the downward spiral.Ā
It wasn't easy to get started; Puzzle had almost felt like a ten-year-old again, scrounging through junkyards and various weird shops and garage sales for whatever usable parts he could find, or any machines that might contain them.Ā
But now, with a veritable army of mechanized minions to collect the parts? He had all the free time in the world to patrol.Ā
It was nothing like Delusion's patrols; he wasn't swooping high above the city, waiting for someone sitting in the Batcave (was Laura still operating as Oracle?) to tell him what to do. Puzzle hit the streets in a dark jacket and ripped jeans, keeping his head down and his ears open.Ā
It was one a.m., and the bars were still going strong. Puzzle had to duck and weave through the crowds, avoiding contact with people.Ā
Until he heard the scream. Raised above the cacophany, this wasn't the shrill laughter of a merry partier. It was a wail of pure terror. No one looked around.Ā
Puzzle froze for only a second to locate the source before he was moving. There, the alley off to one side. He darted forward, already reaching into the pocket of his jacket.Ā
A woman had her back pressed to the wall, shaking as a masked figure pointed a gun at her. They were talking, but Puzzle wasn't listening; in the precious seconds it took him to take in the situation, he'd already pulled his weapon from his pocket and was closing the distance.Ā
Fighting hand-to-hand was out of the question: Puzzle was never good at it, and all the practice in the world hadn't made him better. WhatĀ hadĀ gotten better was his tinkering, and as the figure turned the gun on him instead, Puzzle grabbed it with one hand and used the other to toss his latest project at the man.Ā
The small metal disk unfurled as it hurtled through the air, latching onto the thug's shirt with eight legs and starting to crawl up. Immediately, the thug let out a noise of shock and panic, staggering backwards. "What the fuā"Ā
Puzzle's spider-bot found a patch of exposed skin and grabbed it tightly. The thug's body spasmed, and Puzzle watched them collapse.Ā
The woman was still shaking, and as soon as she realized she was in the clear she bolted. Puzzle turned away without a second thought. He approached the thug, crouching down and pressing his fingers to their neck. A pulse, exactly as it should be.Ā
"Good," Puzzle muttered to himself, carefully removing the spider-bot and folding it back into his pocket. He wouldn't have been upset if the person was dead after all, but he didn't want to become just another serial killer stalking the streets. If things went according to plan, Puzzle was going to need all of the tricks up his sleeve he could get.Ā
Joker was a difficult person to fight, after all. Puzzle learned that lesson thirteen years ago.