Harrier Don’t Abduct Your Children
TW: kidnapping, mostly

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Harrier Don’t Abduct Your Children
TW: kidnapping, mostly

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the funny thing about Judge being basically the Damian of the DC AU is that not only does that probably make him much more serious than normal on account of probably being raised by the League of Assassins, but he’s also besties with Nova (AKA Superboy) for basically no reason other than their dads work together.
Just
*Batman and Superdude are discussing something, while Nova stands nearby*
Judge, materializing nearby, speaking in a deep monotone with a blank expression: Newton boy, come. We have business.
Nova: Uh. Um. *looks at Nightmare*
Nightmare: *looks at Delusion, concerned*
Delusion: Judge, that isn’t how we practiced.
Judge:
Judge: *sighs, tries to look a little friendlier* Nova, come. We will “play."
Nova: Oh! Can I, Pop?
Nightmare: … Sure. Holler if you need anything.
Stowaways
TW: mentions of basically environmental collapse
Random question that popped into my head (genuine)
How would the Solar System fare if they found baby Nova? I know they don’t figure out the system stuff until after Cross and Error show up, so probably when Nova’s an adult/older teen. Just curious how that will go 👀
Also just Solar System in AITRPFT in general, discovering they apparently have three children.
For the most part i don't think much changes, tho i do think it'd be really funny if Nova figured it out first and just never said anything because he assumed his dad knew already and just never felt like talking about it. Like, he looked up 'why does my dad act like a different person sometimes' and found a bunch of stuff about multiple personality disorders and other forms of plurality and went 'ohhhhhhhh. okay. i wonder why he didnt say anything?' and went on with his life. and then years later nightmare mentions it and nova's like "??? i know???????"
"wh. what do you mean you know. how did you know already when i just found out?????"
"what do you mean you just found out????????????????"
and their housemates are laughing at them
i imagine SolarSys would want to try to get all of them to have a conversation with Nova at least once, though. which might be difficult, because the body treats both Noot and Hades fronting as Serious Danger (for different reasons), but they're going to work on Hades hanging out in front already anyways. i want hades's to pop in and nova to just blink at her in confusion for a minute though. why are you australian. how did you become australian. wait if you're a girl then do i call you mom while you're in front??? or-? and why do you have an australian accent while all the rest of you all have the same distinctly not-australian accent
as for learning about the other children (or all of them, in the normal AITRPFT timeline)
Nortimer and Jack have the same reaction as normal nightmare (because they are the og ds nightmare, just from two different levels of character development)
Hades is similar but she's also (jokingly) wondering this makes all the kids little jesuses because she's pretty sure this qualifies as a virgin birth (because obviously dream doesn't get any. according to the system.)
noot, who functionally has not aged since the apple incident, feels like a teenaged dad and does not like this
vex is foaming at the mouth ready to kill dream for this. it's somewhat irrational, especially since one of his complaints is that dream 'abandoned' the kids even though they know that he made sure the kids he did find (star, if not also nova depending on the timeline; i don't remember if he found hope?) had a caretaker and it's entirely reasonable for him to have not come back to the field of battle and thus have not found more.
i. squirreled off a bit also
Working on a one shot for Parental Nightmare AU Nova to meet Dream and realized we had discussed Dream learning about Nova in the same way Delusion learned about Freddy.
So I guess this is just the first time Dream meets the Child in person.

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Spinning the fact that Nova is immortal and Ruby isn’t. The rest of his family too but mostly Ruby for this spinny. And if they had any kids (I could see them with one or two later down the line, possibly adopted?) then I’m not sure if they’d be immortal even if they were bio kids. Like how much can guardian genes be diluted before the immortality is lost.
But anyway imagine Nova, looking the same as he did when he married Ruby, sitting around with his great great grandkids and telling them all about their great great grandma and their auncle (I am not sure what the gender neutral term for uncle/aunt is) and his papa and and and
Pokémon AU AITRPFT kids thoughts
Nova is an Electric/Flying because I can’t decide between them. He’s the only one that got the double-type shenanigans. He’d probably say the flying stuff was worse on account of literally growing some decently big wings over the course of like fifteen minutes, but also… Electric was literally a controlled lightning strike or something straight into his body. Tldr, it all sucked and he’s glad when they get out. Also the kids signing up at all might have been his idea because he’s trying to claim credit in my head.
Star: Dark type. Fairy probably fits better with their childcare vibes, but I like the idea of them having one of the “scary” Pokémon types and still being a happy and capable caretaker. The kids aren’t scared when they use their abilities because they know Star, and know Star won’t hurt them.
Hope: type unknown, got partially ditto-fied. Not quite as bad as the dude from the Ditto bit, though Hope might just have a more sound mind. Can replicate their original form very convincingly, but when they’re tired/stressed, they’ll “melt” a bit into a more ditto-y appearance.
Mal: Porygon-Z, as Moon has suggested. The virus probably wasn’t intentional. Maybe the original Pokémon only displayed symptoms after Mal’s procedure was complete, so they couldn’t take it back? Or the “virus” is more just their body trying to reject the Pokémon DNA? Still workshopping this. I like to throw them into alternate multiverses to watch everyone get confused and concerned.
psst
For the ask game
6 with nova and 8 with Freddy? Especially curious what the photo is like for the second one
If your character could erase one thing from the world, what would it be?
Hm. Nova is not a character who seems like he’d want to really erase anything. I could be funny and say he’d want to erase Mac n cheese (because the sound of it being stirred stresses him out for some reason), but he also probably wouldn’t go through with it because that’s one of Mal’s comfort foods, and he doesn’t want to be mean :(
Actually can he, as the Singular Cis Sibling(TM) erase transphobia. I think he’d do that. Like this world is for the most part more accepting (probably thanks to Dream and JR), but can he just knock out those little clusters of assholes.
And
Someone shows your character a photograph of themselves when they were five. How do they react? What is the picture like?
Freddy might not have thunk there were any pictures of him as a kid. It was sort of his understanding that they were too mobile and Pluto was too focused on survival to really stop and document.
But here’s this picture of baby Freddy sitting on the floor of whatever house they were holed up in, playing with some toys. Little toys, of course; things they could shove in a bag and run with if they had to. His clothes are wildly mismatched or are all basically the same color, partly because Pluto just kinda snagged everything he could carry that was his size and also Freddy did not care what he wore back then, and Pluto didn’t care enough to make him change.
His wings are maybe a little more yellow, since the half-n-half magic is reacting to Pluto’s negative aura and turning black slowly. Maybe he’s smiling at the camera, showing off some missing teeth.
Actually for fun he might already have his skulls necklace. They saw it when they were out and about and Pluto just snagged it for him. Freddy never takes it off, and the most he’d do is put the skulls on a new necklace if the original breaks. Also also imagine he’s playing with some sort of build toy/fake toolset. Learning how to put shit together even when he’s five <3