moondryad

your otp but one of them is wearing a forbidden plastic dress and the other is a dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

Kind of funny how when you're obsessed with a certain character their mere presence on your screen can lift your mood. Like yeah I have probably like 10 diagnosed and undiagnosed ways my brain works atypically but one of those quirks makes it possible for The Character to salvage my whole day.

Unironically obsessed with the people who's realization that we're in a fascist country is a late night comedian getting his show canceled and not like, anything before that. Like even in recent history.

stardew valley is a haunted ass game I start a new save file and full on see Bigfoot running away into the shadows and search for 'what the fuck was that Bigfoot stardew valley' and get some crusty ass steam post going 'yeah dude if you saw Bigfoot thats super ultra rare ive played 3000 hours and never seen him' and there's like 50 things like this in the game

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned