we’ve been out here sayin all men do is lie….but the jonas brothers really came back for us huh

if you’re not living so that men would have wanted to burn you at the stake in 1692 then what’s the point

is there anything better than kissing a cat’s soft belly

kissing a sleeping cats soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?

god you’re so right

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

men are so unbelievably rude to women they don’t find attractive 

edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella bella: diamints

edward: no bella, please listen to me, i’m a killer like i literally want to kill you bella: sparkli