Axios!

When I read for folks (and myself too), I usually compare it to baking and finding the right mix. It’s balance, but in an alchemical sense.

I know Temperance. We talk a lot.

It’s also moderation, staying away from the extremes. And in the reading I did for myself that inspired this off the cuff, funny post, it was all about emotional moderation, balance of my hot & cold tendencies, and taking a step back regarding a situation at work.

AKA Temperance was telling me to chill the fuck out.

Just in case you were wondering how I ended up summing up temperance like that.

You don’t have to read it like that, it’s cool. We all read differently. But let me pull some fun from a reading that was actually pretty serious for me.

Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation

Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent

Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members

In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort

Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer

not crying for weeks and weeks on end til one day breaking down over something not actually worth getting upset for

not being able to tell if your feelings for people are platonic or romantic or if you’re just lonely 

instead of caring too much not caring at all about anything 

not being able to process anything going on in your life and when you try your brain stalling out

losing your train of thought every five seconds so when you try to have a conversation having to pause and remember what you were trying to say 

word vomiting