yo
More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face
lmaooo
they looked at each other like, this bitch π
I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

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yo
More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face
lmaooo
they looked at each other like, this bitch π
I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

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Omg so Iβm at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump
OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID βI think we should break upβ
Iβm legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book
She said βitβs not you itβs meβ and before he could respond the barista called his name. Itβs Bob. Poor Bob
The move was effective. The lady looks defensive
Bob has come back.
It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. Itβs the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate
He started out with βYou know, I think.β And I could hear this ladyβs eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert
FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.
she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. Itβs done. Sheβs too pretty for you.
He freaking snapped his fingers like heβs got this grand plan to make up for things.
She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day
Apparently something bob said made her laugh.
She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. Itβs too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho Iβm legit behind this chick
He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.
She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS
Sheβs literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.
Now sheβs talking about her self. He doesnβt look that invested.
βwell some people are bitchyβ -bob
Lady does not have a drink. I donβt think she planned on being here this long.
Bob is again talking about himself πππππ no one cares bob.
Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.
Heβs talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR
βPromiscuousness leads to diseaseβ -Bob again.
Iβm done with my hot chocolate and I donβt know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.
She adjusted her chair so sheβs further away
SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think sheβs headed to the bathroom.
I canβt leave! But heβs doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?
Iβm trying to figure out what heβs saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.
I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.
Ok sheβs coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.
Heβs talking about his students again.
She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like βI was talkingβ and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.
βbut this is why this democracy is at its purest.β Wtf Bob that doesnβt make sense
Theyβre talking so quietly now I canβt hear them.
βI should have said this a long time ago. But I canβt get anyone to love meβ -Bob what the fuck.
βI feel like Iβm projecting my self onto youβ -bob once again
Sheβs leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!
HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
*pocket. But still.
HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG
OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE
βHey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. Iβm leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?β
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Fuck you bobert
this was a JOURNEY from start to finish
y'all remember the βi wont hesitate bitchβ vine?? whfbNdbnsvdhs

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