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You know who’s got the power.
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🐲Blood, gore, dark themes present
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🐲Various canon muses available.

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Hikari’s botched haircut (open rp)
Hikari was in need of a haircut as her hair was getting very long and her bangs were covering her eyes.
She went to a local kiddy salon and wrote her name on the waiting list.
She was soon led to a seat by a random “hair stylist” and the lady kept suggesting cuts she didn’t want.
“Can i just get a twim so my haiw’s not in my eyes?”
“Oh, honey, trust me! Short hair will be really cute on you!”
“But-“ before she could object, the lady lopped off a huge chunk of her hair.
“Woops! My scissors slipped! Looks like you’ll need it short after all to make it even!” It was obvious she did it on purpose.
Hikari was in shock when she saw her lopsided haircut. Before she could speak up, the lady cut more of it off. Now it was completely butchered and way too short.
“There! Now it’s even!”
Hikari immediately started crying.
“Hold still! Im almost done!”
Tagging: @weirdgayenby @rhys-ravenfeather @craftyjellyfishcat @tvt1me @velvetdamediaqueen and anyone else who wants to join
A little hand had quite easily took the scissors, looking at them curiously. He moved the handles before he got an idea.
"Hee hee." He flew around, cutting the Karen's hair, very quickly making her look like a pineapple with that cut. The little guy stares. Then started laughing.
“What the hell?!” Karen yelled and tried to grab the scissors
The little android moved out of the way. Oh he's quick "Nuh-uhhh! Fruit head! Fruit head!"
“Give me my scissors, you brat!”
Cell Jr. made a face at her as he stuck his tongue out, and kept the scissor away. "Kee kee! Too slow! Weakling!"
She growled and pushed him into the mirror
There... wasn't even a single scratch on the little guy as he dusted himself off after. Didn't even look like he felt it. "Kikikiki! Now die!" He moved his hands as he was charging up blue energy. "Kamehameha!" He shouted before blasting Karen with a powerful blue energy blast.
Karen got blasted out of the window. Everyone just stared in shock.
"Na-na na-na boo-boo! Weakling! And so stuuuuuupid!" The little android giggled as he was floating, wiggling his legs with joy.
Hikari was in too much shock from her hair to notice him power blasting Karen out of existence
After Cell Jr. was done giggling he looked around. He floated over and pulled on one of her ears. "Didn't notice? Wow. Duuuuuuuuumb!"
Hikari’s botched haircut (open rp)
Hikari was in need of a haircut as her hair was getting very long and her bangs were covering her eyes.
She went to a local kiddy salon and wrote her name on the waiting list.
She was soon led to a seat by a random “hair stylist” and the lady kept suggesting cuts she didn’t want.
“Can i just get a twim so my haiw’s not in my eyes?”
“Oh, honey, trust me! Short hair will be really cute on you!”
“But-“ before she could object, the lady lopped off a huge chunk of her hair.
“Woops! My scissors slipped! Looks like you’ll need it short after all to make it even!” It was obvious she did it on purpose.
Hikari was in shock when she saw her lopsided haircut. Before she could speak up, the lady cut more of it off. Now it was completely butchered and way too short.
“There! Now it’s even!”
Hikari immediately started crying.
“Hold still! Im almost done!”
Tagging: @weirdgayenby @rhys-ravenfeather @craftyjellyfishcat @tvt1me @velvetdamediaqueen and anyone else who wants to join
A little hand had quite easily took the scissors, looking at them curiously. He moved the handles before he got an idea.
"Hee hee." He flew around, cutting the Karen's hair, very quickly making her look like a pineapple with that cut. The little guy stares. Then started laughing.
“What the hell?!” Karen yelled and tried to grab the scissors
The little android moved out of the way. Oh he's quick "Nuh-uhhh! Fruit head! Fruit head!"
“Give me my scissors, you brat!”
Cell Jr. made a face at her as he stuck his tongue out, and kept the scissor away. "Kee kee! Too slow! Weakling!"
She growled and pushed him into the mirror
There... wasn't even a single scratch on the little guy as he dusted himself off after. Didn't even look like he felt it. "Kikikiki! Now die!" He moved his hands as he was charging up blue energy. "Kamehameha!" He shouted before blasting Karen with a powerful blue energy blast.
Karen got blasted out of the window. Everyone just stared in shock.
"Na-na na-na boo-boo! Weakling! And so stuuuuuupid!" The little android giggled as he was floating, wiggling his legs with joy.
"Wow you'we big!" Maverick shouted to Broly.
He looked down at Maverick. "...thank you...?"
"I..." He blinked, looking down.
Maverick blinked. "You don't have one?"
"I don't... think I do," he said.
"Oh. Are you uh... twavewwing awound with any fwiends ow something? Ow awe you awone?"
"Wow you'we big!" Maverick shouted to Broly.
He looked down at Maverick. "...thank you...?"
"I..." He blinked, looking down.
Maverick blinked. "You don't have one?"

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"Wow you'we big!" Maverick shouted to Broly.
He looked down at Maverick. "...thank you...?"
"It's nice to meet you, Maverick," he said, nodding to him.
"So- what do you do?" The little one then asked.
He blinked a few times in response.
"Uh you know- wike- wike a job ow something? My papa was a tomb keepew fow a phawaoh."
"Wow you'we big!" Maverick shouted to Broly.
He looked down at Maverick. "...thank you...?"
"It's nice to meet you, Maverick," he said, nodding to him.
"So- what do you do?" The little one then asked.
"Wow you'we big!" Maverick shouted to Broly.
He looked down at Maverick. "...thank you...?"
"You may not need to be big or strong." He blinked. "But if that's what you want."
"I guess that's twue. The Items each have theiw own magic... and they don't take too kindwy to those unwowthy taking them. Stiww... I just think it'd be coow."
"Oh. Whar's youw name mistew?"
"...Broly," he answered.
"I'm Maverick. Macerick Ishtar. Nice to meet you!"
"...Is that a cell Jr?" Zizzi was blinking a couple of times as she had noticed them. Slowly approaching as she landed on the ground. (Cell jr)
The little android blinked a few times at the other blue being. He doesn't really know about Majins or their powers. He kind of missed that. So the first thing he did was taunt her, sticking his tongue out as he made noises.
Zizzi was blinking a whole bunch of times as she watched him. Tilting her head to the side as she was watch him. “Yeah, hey.” She would think about it. Deciding that blowing a raspberry at him back. Crossing her arms as she would smiled for a moment.
The Cell Jr. floated there, confused. Not only did the taunt not really work... but he was taunted right back...? "Th.... that... not how it's s'possed to go."
"Wow you'we big!" Maverick shouted to Broly.
He looked down at Maverick. "...thank you...?"
"You may not need to be big or strong." He blinked. "But if that's what you want."
"I guess that's twue. The Items each have theiw own magic... and they don't take too kindwy to those unwowthy taking them. Stiww... I just think it'd be coow."
"Oh. Whar's youw name mistew?"

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Event: Election of Towa City
*You see the news of a huge event happening in Towa City. After spending so much time being leaderless and aimless after the death of the Towas, the city is holding an election for someone to become the city's new mayor. The candidates are listed on the city election website. The news report ends showing live footage of each of the candidates with your attention focusing on a certain young fancy dressed child with a crown. This could be worth taking a closer look at.*
@oddblogfullofoddmuses @master-detective-archives @thepersonaking56
@created-for-containment @deisbookofdemons @setting-morningstar
@the3newtoons @little-miss-succubus
*Right as it reaches Royalkuma, something strange happens. The blast seems to engulf him. But then, it starts to shrink. As the blast fades, the dark one sees it. Royalkuma was doing the unthinkable. He was not just moving, but absorbing the blast into himself. Once he was done, he looks at the dark one and dashes towards with a punch. It didn't hurt, but the force was able to move the deadly dragon a bit.*
Royalkuma: "Test 1: chaos drain. Successful."
"Oh great. Another one of THOSE cheaters. You know what? This is a waste of time. I'm out." And he was out. He just left the Realm using magic. And he took his anger out on his own host. The points of the Millennium Ring stabbing into him as he gave Ramses control back.
Ramses let out a loud pained noise as blood came from the wounds. "It hurts... I... I don't feel good..."
*As Ramses falls over from the pain, someone approaches him and takes the millennium ring from him. It was Royalkuma. He must've followed after them after they left.*
Royalkuma: "So the god that claims to kneel to no one flees when things stop going his way. Pathetic." *5 glowing gems floats behind Royalkuma as he uses his magic to encase the ring in a black crystal.* "And you take orders from such a weak god?"
The Ring just reappeared on Ramses's neck. Looks that isn't gonna work. "What are you even talking about?" The child asked in confusion. "What the hell happened? Where'd you come from? Where's those other guys?"
*Royalkuma takes of his mask, returning to normal.*
"Tell me. What is your name?"
"I... I asked you questions... first..." The kid said, sweating. He really wasn't feeling well like he said. As he started to fall back another kid came out and did his best to catch him.
"H-Heavy..." Well he is obviously a much littler kid so of course he would have difficulties holding him up.
"No memory of what happened to you, huh? And you there. Are you his friend or perhaps his relative?"
"Keh heh. I'm his best fwiend. And he needs west wight now. He gets sick if possessed for too long and onwy gets bettew if he wests. I'm gwad that Dawk One isn't back at full powew. Thewe's only so much he can do cuwwentwy... but it's stiww a wot and stiww scawy even fow me." Isn't back at full power... so THAT's part of why that dark god left.
"Not at full power, huh? No wonder it ran so quickly. When it realized that I could absorb his power, he got scared of losing even at the slightest chance."
"Hahahaha. What a cowardly god. You two have nothing to fear, for I will not allow him to even lay a finger on either of you."
"Nah that's not Zowc. He's faw fwom a cowawd. He onwy weft because he thinks it's a waste of time. You don't evew undewestimate the owiginator of aww eviw. If he feews it'd just be a stawemate for the time being he weaves. No point in wasting his own time wight?" If he's best friends with the other kid then it makes sense that he knows a good amount about Zorc.
"And pwease. A top tiew viwwain wike me needs no pwotection fwom you. I have something faw gweatew to pwotect me."
"Oh? SO if I were to hold you up like this..." *picks up the kid by the back of his shirt like he was a kitten.* "You could easily break out?"
Er- cape since it covers the back of it- but still- "No touch the cape. MY CAPE. NOT YOUWS." the four year old gave a glare in response before pulled out the Millennium Rod from belt and used it's magic to push him away from him. He did end up falling on his butt though. "Ow..."
The kid rubbed it a bit as he got up before he put the Rod back on his belt. "This isn't what I was tawking about but uh... don't even twy touching it. It'ww kiww you if you do. The Wing onwy kiwws you if you put it on unwike my Wod. And no, it's not possessed wike the Wing."
"I see.....Let me ask you a question. If you could have a chance to rewrite reality to better suit your desires, would you take it?"
"That sounds bowing." The little Yami responded. "I don't wanna wewight anything. I'm having fun just causing chaos. Whethew it be big or smaww. I even thwow sauce covewed wench fwies at peopwe because it's funny. Pwus I'm wike... fouw. Thewe's a wot I stiww don't know and haven't expewienced."
"What about for your friend?"
"To be honest I think the only thing he'd want rewitten is the wifespans of his dads. He'd onwy be in his twenties when they get weawwy owd. Ouw aging is a wittwe weiwd but we can wive wongew than fuww on humans."
"Then let us work together. Help me with my election campaign and I will grant your friend his deepest wish."
"Uh... pwobwem. My fwiend doesn't weawwy wike most humans... and uh... I dunno how to hewp. I may be a viwwain but I'm stiww onwy fouw. Is... Is it okay if I expwain why he doesn't wike humans? Pawt of why he acts the way he does."
"Go ahead. but so we're clear, i'm actually a robot. But they don't know that and I want to keep it that way."
"I'm pawt mosquito demon. So thewe awe times when I need to suck some bwood. I know it's hawd to teww since I don't wings or antennae. But I have mama's pointy ears, black sclewa, and fangs. At weast a paiw of them. As fow my fwiend he's a hawf-demon. Dwagon kind one mowe specificawwy. When he was fouw humans wewe uh- weawwy mean to him. He was innocent back then and they hated him just because he's a hawf-demon. To them his mewe existence was a cwime. They even cawwed him things wike hawfwing."
Ramses growled at the word halfling despite the fact that he's not feeling well. Sounds like halfling is a very offensive term for half-demons.
"Just like how whites treated everyone that has different skin color. Racism should never be allowed in this world. If I were to make him a full on demon, would that please him?"
"You... can do that?" Ramses asked."It would be nice. Being a half-demon is a bit of a pain. Especially during certain moon phases. Fully human on certain nights. Fully demon on blood moons. But since I'm a half-demon I go wild and have no control over myself. I don't even remember what happens on those nights. If I were a full demon I'd no longer have the issue of losing control of myself on those nights."
"Say... out of cuwiosity... what ewse can you do? Wike... can you uhhhh... split a good hawf and dawk hawf of someone into two sepewate peopwe?"
"With time, patience, teamwork, and effort, I will help you achieve your goals. I promise. Aid me in my goal, and I will do everything within my power to help you with yours."
"So uh... how do we do this? Want me to wike... bwainwash them? Cause that'ww make it easy."
"I don't think that's how he wants you to do this Yami Maverick."
"Indeed. I'd rather earn their trust and vote through legitimate means, rather than force."
"Awwww... We're not the best at not doing things by fowce." The little Yami said.
"But one of my thieves is pretty good at getting what she wants without force. But her way only works on men. Most of those that work under me are half something and don't like humans themselves. She's a half-kitsune. Her human mother tried to drown her when she was a baby."
"How horrid for a mother to do that to their child."
"Tell you what. Gather information on the other candidates. Anything would help me form a campaign to counter there's."
"Pretty much all of my thieves have reasons for disliking humans. And the previous thief king's minions are now my minions."
"Now gathering information we can do. Yami Maverick could mind control a person that isn't involved with the voting and listen in from a distance. He can hear everything a mind controlled person can. As for me... The Millennium Ring itself can help with listening in on things. It's magic can allow me to hear stuff from a certain distance. Plus as the new king of thieves I can be a master with stealth. When I full on try there's nothing I can't accomplish when it comes to stealth."
"Wow you'we big!" Maverick shouted to Broly.
He looked down at Maverick. "...thank you...?"
"You'we wewcome. Wow how did youw muscles get wike that? You wowk out a wot Mistew?"
He blinked. "I'm just like this," he said.
"That's coow. Maybe I'ww gwow big and stwong one day. If I become a fuww fwedged guawdian of sowts I gotta be stwong. Wight?"
Event: Election of Towa City
*You see the news of a huge event happening in Towa City. After spending so much time being leaderless and aimless after the death of the Towas, the city is holding an election for someone to become the city's new mayor. The candidates are listed on the city election website. The news report ends showing live footage of each of the candidates with your attention focusing on a certain young fancy dressed child with a crown. This could be worth taking a closer look at.*
@oddblogfullofoddmuses @master-detective-archives @thepersonaking56
@created-for-containment @deisbookofdemons @setting-morningstar
@the3newtoons @little-miss-succubus
*Right as it reaches Royalkuma, something strange happens. The blast seems to engulf him. But then, it starts to shrink. As the blast fades, the dark one sees it. Royalkuma was doing the unthinkable. He was not just moving, but absorbing the blast into himself. Once he was done, he looks at the dark one and dashes towards with a punch. It didn't hurt, but the force was able to move the deadly dragon a bit.*
Royalkuma: "Test 1: chaos drain. Successful."
"Oh great. Another one of THOSE cheaters. You know what? This is a waste of time. I'm out." And he was out. He just left the Realm using magic. And he took his anger out on his own host. The points of the Millennium Ring stabbing into him as he gave Ramses control back.
Ramses let out a loud pained noise as blood came from the wounds. "It hurts... I... I don't feel good..."
*As Ramses falls over from the pain, someone approaches him and takes the millennium ring from him. It was Royalkuma. He must've followed after them after they left.*
Royalkuma: "So the god that claims to kneel to no one flees when things stop going his way. Pathetic." *5 glowing gems floats behind Royalkuma as he uses his magic to encase the ring in a black crystal.* "And you take orders from such a weak god?"
The Ring just reappeared on Ramses's neck. Looks that isn't gonna work. "What are you even talking about?" The child asked in confusion. "What the hell happened? Where'd you come from? Where's those other guys?"
*Royalkuma takes of his mask, returning to normal.*
"Tell me. What is your name?"
"I... I asked you questions... first..." The kid said, sweating. He really wasn't feeling well like he said. As he started to fall back another kid came out and did his best to catch him.
"H-Heavy..." Well he is obviously a much littler kid so of course he would have difficulties holding him up.
"No memory of what happened to you, huh? And you there. Are you his friend or perhaps his relative?"
"Keh heh. I'm his best fwiend. And he needs west wight now. He gets sick if possessed for too long and onwy gets bettew if he wests. I'm gwad that Dawk One isn't back at full powew. Thewe's only so much he can do cuwwentwy... but it's stiww a wot and stiww scawy even fow me." Isn't back at full power... so THAT's part of why that dark god left.
"Not at full power, huh? No wonder it ran so quickly. When it realized that I could absorb his power, he got scared of losing even at the slightest chance."
"Hahahaha. What a cowardly god. You two have nothing to fear, for I will not allow him to even lay a finger on either of you."
"Nah that's not Zowc. He's faw fwom a cowawd. He onwy weft because he thinks it's a waste of time. You don't evew undewestimate the owiginator of aww eviw. If he feews it'd just be a stawemate for the time being he weaves. No point in wasting his own time wight?" If he's best friends with the other kid then it makes sense that he knows a good amount about Zorc.
"And pwease. A top tiew viwwain wike me needs no pwotection fwom you. I have something faw gweatew to pwotect me."
"Oh? SO if I were to hold you up like this..." *picks up the kid by the back of his shirt like he was a kitten.* "You could easily break out?"
Er- cape since it covers the back of it- but still- "No touch the cape. MY CAPE. NOT YOUWS." the four year old gave a glare in response before pulled out the Millennium Rod from belt and used it's magic to push him away from him. He did end up falling on his butt though. "Ow..."
The kid rubbed it a bit as he got up before he put the Rod back on his belt. "This isn't what I was tawking about but uh... don't even twy touching it. It'ww kiww you if you do. The Wing onwy kiwws you if you put it on unwike my Wod. And no, it's not possessed wike the Wing."
"I see.....Let me ask you a question. If you could have a chance to rewrite reality to better suit your desires, would you take it?"
"That sounds bowing." The little Yami responded. "I don't wanna wewight anything. I'm having fun just causing chaos. Whethew it be big or smaww. I even thwow sauce covewed wench fwies at peopwe because it's funny. Pwus I'm wike... fouw. Thewe's a wot I stiww don't know and haven't expewienced."
"What about for your friend?"
"To be honest I think the only thing he'd want rewitten is the wifespans of his dads. He'd onwy be in his twenties when they get weawwy owd. Ouw aging is a wittwe weiwd but we can wive wongew than fuww on humans."
"Then let us work together. Help me with my election campaign and I will grant your friend his deepest wish."
"Uh... pwobwem. My fwiend doesn't weawwy wike most humans... and uh... I dunno how to hewp. I may be a viwwain but I'm stiww onwy fouw. Is... Is it okay if I expwain why he doesn't wike humans? Pawt of why he acts the way he does."
"Go ahead. but so we're clear, i'm actually a robot. But they don't know that and I want to keep it that way."
"I'm pawt mosquito demon. So thewe awe times when I need to suck some bwood. I know it's hawd to teww since I don't wings or antennae. But I have mama's pointy ears, black sclewa, and fangs. At weast a paiw of them. As fow my fwiend he's a hawf-demon. Dwagon kind one mowe specificawwy. When he was fouw humans wewe uh- weawwy mean to him. He was innocent back then and they hated him just because he's a hawf-demon. To them his mewe existence was a cwime. They even cawwed him things wike hawfwing."
Ramses growled at the word halfling despite the fact that he's not feeling well. Sounds like halfling is a very offensive term for half-demons.
"Just like how whites treated everyone that has different skin color. Racism should never be allowed in this world. If I were to make him a full on demon, would that please him?"
"You... can do that?" Ramses asked."It would be nice. Being a half-demon is a bit of a pain. Especially during certain moon phases. Fully human on certain nights. Fully demon on blood moons. But since I'm a half-demon I go wild and have no control over myself. I don't even remember what happens on those nights. If I were a full demon I'd no longer have the issue of losing control of myself on those nights."
"Say... out of cuwiosity... what ewse can you do? Wike... can you uhhhh... split a good hawf and dawk hawf of someone into two sepewate peopwe?"
"With time, patience, teamwork, and effort, I will help you achieve your goals. I promise. Aid me in my goal, and I will do everything within my power to help you with yours."
"So uh... how do we do this? Want me to wike... bwainwash them? Cause that'ww make it easy."
"I don't think that's how he wants you to do this Yami Maverick."
"Indeed. I'd rather earn their trust and vote through legitimate means, rather than force."
"Awwww... We're not the best at not doing things by fowce." The little Yami said.
"But one of my thieves is pretty good at getting what she wants without force. But her way only works on men. Most of those that work under me are half something and don't like humans themselves. She's a half-kitsune. Her human mother tried to drown her when she was a baby."
"Wow you'we big!" Maverick shouted to Broly.
He looked down at Maverick. "...thank you...?"
"You'we wewcome. Wow how did youw muscles get wike that? You wowk out a wot Mistew?"
Event: Election of Towa City
*You see the news of a huge event happening in Towa City. After spending so much time being leaderless and aimless after the death of the Towas, the city is holding an election for someone to become the city's new mayor. The candidates are listed on the city election website. The news report ends showing live footage of each of the candidates with your attention focusing on a certain young fancy dressed child with a crown. This could be worth taking a closer look at.*
@oddblogfullofoddmuses @master-detective-archives @thepersonaking56
@created-for-containment @deisbookofdemons @setting-morningstar
@the3newtoons @little-miss-succubus
*Right as it reaches Royalkuma, something strange happens. The blast seems to engulf him. But then, it starts to shrink. As the blast fades, the dark one sees it. Royalkuma was doing the unthinkable. He was not just moving, but absorbing the blast into himself. Once he was done, he looks at the dark one and dashes towards with a punch. It didn't hurt, but the force was able to move the deadly dragon a bit.*
Royalkuma: "Test 1: chaos drain. Successful."
"Oh great. Another one of THOSE cheaters. You know what? This is a waste of time. I'm out." And he was out. He just left the Realm using magic. And he took his anger out on his own host. The points of the Millennium Ring stabbing into him as he gave Ramses control back.
Ramses let out a loud pained noise as blood came from the wounds. "It hurts... I... I don't feel good..."
*As Ramses falls over from the pain, someone approaches him and takes the millennium ring from him. It was Royalkuma. He must've followed after them after they left.*
Royalkuma: "So the god that claims to kneel to no one flees when things stop going his way. Pathetic." *5 glowing gems floats behind Royalkuma as he uses his magic to encase the ring in a black crystal.* "And you take orders from such a weak god?"
The Ring just reappeared on Ramses's neck. Looks that isn't gonna work. "What are you even talking about?" The child asked in confusion. "What the hell happened? Where'd you come from? Where's those other guys?"
*Royalkuma takes of his mask, returning to normal.*
"Tell me. What is your name?"
"I... I asked you questions... first..." The kid said, sweating. He really wasn't feeling well like he said. As he started to fall back another kid came out and did his best to catch him.
"H-Heavy..." Well he is obviously a much littler kid so of course he would have difficulties holding him up.
"No memory of what happened to you, huh? And you there. Are you his friend or perhaps his relative?"
"Keh heh. I'm his best fwiend. And he needs west wight now. He gets sick if possessed for too long and onwy gets bettew if he wests. I'm gwad that Dawk One isn't back at full powew. Thewe's only so much he can do cuwwentwy... but it's stiww a wot and stiww scawy even fow me." Isn't back at full power... so THAT's part of why that dark god left.
"Not at full power, huh? No wonder it ran so quickly. When it realized that I could absorb his power, he got scared of losing even at the slightest chance."
"Hahahaha. What a cowardly god. You two have nothing to fear, for I will not allow him to even lay a finger on either of you."
"Nah that's not Zowc. He's faw fwom a cowawd. He onwy weft because he thinks it's a waste of time. You don't evew undewestimate the owiginator of aww eviw. If he feews it'd just be a stawemate for the time being he weaves. No point in wasting his own time wight?" If he's best friends with the other kid then it makes sense that he knows a good amount about Zorc.
"And pwease. A top tiew viwwain wike me needs no pwotection fwom you. I have something faw gweatew to pwotect me."
"Oh? SO if I were to hold you up like this..." *picks up the kid by the back of his shirt like he was a kitten.* "You could easily break out?"
Er- cape since it covers the back of it- but still- "No touch the cape. MY CAPE. NOT YOUWS." the four year old gave a glare in response before pulled out the Millennium Rod from belt and used it's magic to push him away from him. He did end up falling on his butt though. "Ow..."
The kid rubbed it a bit as he got up before he put the Rod back on his belt. "This isn't what I was tawking about but uh... don't even twy touching it. It'ww kiww you if you do. The Wing onwy kiwws you if you put it on unwike my Wod. And no, it's not possessed wike the Wing."
"I see.....Let me ask you a question. If you could have a chance to rewrite reality to better suit your desires, would you take it?"
"That sounds bowing." The little Yami responded. "I don't wanna wewight anything. I'm having fun just causing chaos. Whethew it be big or smaww. I even thwow sauce covewed wench fwies at peopwe because it's funny. Pwus I'm wike... fouw. Thewe's a wot I stiww don't know and haven't expewienced."
"What about for your friend?"
"To be honest I think the only thing he'd want rewitten is the wifespans of his dads. He'd onwy be in his twenties when they get weawwy owd. Ouw aging is a wittwe weiwd but we can wive wongew than fuww on humans."
"Then let us work together. Help me with my election campaign and I will grant your friend his deepest wish."
"Uh... pwobwem. My fwiend doesn't weawwy wike most humans... and uh... I dunno how to hewp. I may be a viwwain but I'm stiww onwy fouw. Is... Is it okay if I expwain why he doesn't wike humans? Pawt of why he acts the way he does."
"Go ahead. but so we're clear, i'm actually a robot. But they don't know that and I want to keep it that way."
"I'm pawt mosquito demon. So thewe awe times when I need to suck some bwood. I know it's hawd to teww since I don't wings or antennae. But I have mama's pointy ears, black sclewa, and fangs. At weast a paiw of them. As fow my fwiend he's a hawf-demon. Dwagon kind one mowe specificawwy. When he was fouw humans wewe uh- weawwy mean to him. He was innocent back then and they hated him just because he's a hawf-demon. To them his mewe existence was a cwime. They even cawwed him things wike hawfwing."
Ramses growled at the word halfling despite the fact that he's not feeling well. Sounds like halfling is a very offensive term for half-demons.
"Just like how whites treated everyone that has different skin color. Racism should never be allowed in this world. If I were to make him a full on demon, would that please him?"
"You... can do that?" Ramses asked."It would be nice. Being a half-demon is a bit of a pain. Especially during certain moon phases. Fully human on certain nights. Fully demon on blood moons. But since I'm a half-demon I go wild and have no control over myself. I don't even remember what happens on those nights. If I were a full demon I'd no longer have the issue of losing control of myself on those nights."
"Say... out of cuwiosity... what ewse can you do? Wike... can you uhhhh... split a good hawf and dawk hawf of someone into two sepewate peopwe?"
"With time, patience, teamwork, and effort, I will help you achieve your goals. I promise. Aid me in my goal, and I will do everything within my power to help you with yours."
"So uh... how do we do this? Want me to wike... bwainwash them? Cause that'ww make it easy."
"I don't think that's how he wants you to do this Yami Maverick."

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Hikari’s botched haircut (open rp)
Hikari was in need of a haircut as her hair was getting very long and her bangs were covering her eyes.
She went to a local kiddy salon and wrote her name on the waiting list.
She was soon led to a seat by a random “hair stylist” and the lady kept suggesting cuts she didn’t want.
“Can i just get a twim so my haiw’s not in my eyes?”
“Oh, honey, trust me! Short hair will be really cute on you!”
“But-“ before she could object, the lady lopped off a huge chunk of her hair.
“Woops! My scissors slipped! Looks like you’ll need it short after all to make it even!” It was obvious she did it on purpose.
Hikari was in shock when she saw her lopsided haircut. Before she could speak up, the lady cut more of it off. Now it was completely butchered and way too short.
“There! Now it’s even!”
Hikari immediately started crying.
“Hold still! Im almost done!”
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A little hand had quite easily took the scissors, looking at them curiously. He moved the handles before he got an idea.
"Hee hee." He flew around, cutting the Karen's hair, very quickly making her look like a pineapple with that cut. The little guy stares. Then started laughing.
“What the hell?!” Karen yelled and tried to grab the scissors
The little android moved out of the way. Oh he's quick "Nuh-uhhh! Fruit head! Fruit head!"
“Give me my scissors, you brat!”
Cell Jr. made a face at her as he stuck his tongue out, and kept the scissor away. "Kee kee! Too slow! Weakling!"
She growled and pushed him into the mirror
There... wasn't even a single scratch on the little guy as he dusted himself off after. Didn't even look like he felt it. "Kikikiki! Now die!" He moved his hands as he was charging up blue energy. "Kamehameha!" He shouted before blasting Karen with a powerful blue energy blast.
"...Is that a cell Jr?" Zizzi was blinking a couple of times as she had noticed them. Slowly approaching as she landed on the ground. (Cell jr)
The little android blinked a few times at the other blue being. He doesn't really know about Majins or their powers. He kind of missed that. So the first thing he did was taunt her, sticking his tongue out as he made noises.