Moonnnnnn

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

reasons to be alive number one playing pretend with friends number two music

number three jacking off

you know it brother!!!

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

Im gonna see how many pieces of chewing gum i can stuff into my mouth

girls who look like boys my beloved

boys who look like girls my beloved

tumblr entertain me

tumblr please when is it MY turn to be amused. provide me with whimsy i beg you

you people are so bad at this. the (best) collective noun for a group of clowns is a "trunkload." "Caligula" was a cutesy childhood nickname meaning "little boots." ventriloquism was originally a religious practice; ancient greeks used their tummy noises to talk to ghosts. i have to do everything around here

But surely you can see that you provide US with more amusement when YOU are starved of it

When am I allowed to be happy.