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“It’s called a deadname cuz you’ll be dead if you call me it”-my nb friend from school

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Some of these are fucking wild.

i love how the magnus institue helps absolutely no one. like someone comes in and describes a horrible traumarizing experience and the archivists are like “well we know exactly what caused that to happen!” but do they say that to them? absolutely fucking not. they’re just like “well thats fucked up have fun then”

people come in like "im being hunted by a monster I'll be dead by the end of the week please help me" and jon's reading the statement like 7 years later like "yeah we finally checked into this they died 3 days after giving this statement. oh well."

The caps of the guy tied to the chain and staring at the oarfish are from River Monsters with Jeremy Wade.  he’s attatched to the chain becuase the current is insanely strong there, and he spends the entire time the oarfish decide to hang out with him practically shrieking with delight and excitment over seeing this ridiculous animal.

i wish i was hanging vertically in a water column

mood

Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t

? physically cant what?

Bend our ankles like that

Like what???

Iirc someone did an anatomical study and people of slavic descent have shallower hip sockets that allow that movement more easily as well.

Yes! This was something we talked about in my physical anthropology class, that like, some people physically cannot slav squat just because of their bones and skeletal structure.

Look until this post started going around I had no idea some people couldn’t do this???

Reblog and tag with whether you can slav squat or not.

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

This should be considered a classic tumblr post tbh

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

This is me every time I’m making a new song on garage band for iPhone