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hello bloodymary fic writer. you have just written a bloodymary fic that is only relevant to the phm timeline but includes simon. before you is the ao3 posting screen. the fandoms box is blank. what you are going to do is put project hail mary AND iron lung. it is relevant to iron lung because it includes simon. i do not want to see simon. when I click 'exclude crossovers' I should not see simon's name anywhere. or colt seavers for that matter. ao3 has one of the tightest tagging systems and if you tagged your fics correctly i wouldn't have to trawl through a page of fics that have characters i have no interest in reading about

hello bloodymary fic writer. you have just written a bloodymary fic that is only relevant to the phm timeline but includes simon. before you is the ao3 posting screen. the fandoms box is blank. what you are going to do is put project hail mary AND iron lung. it is relevant to iron lung because it includes simon. i do not want to see simon. when I click 'exclude crossovers' I should not see simon's name anywhere. or colt seavers for that matter. ao3 has one of the tightest tagging systems and if you tagged your fics correctly i wouldn't have to trawl through a page of fics that have characters i have no interest in reading about

"why do people ship grace with simon when his qpr with rocky is right there" because they're not mutually exclusive???? because people have different tastes when it comes to ships???? because people can multiship???? because it's fun???? because it's thematically interesting???? because not everyone is a monsterfucker???? BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN FUCKING MULTISHIP???? have you ever BEEN in a fandom before why are you confused by this!!!!!!!!!

"why do people ship grace with simon when his qpr with rocky is right there" because they're not mutually exclusive???? because people have different tastes when it comes to ships???? because people can multiship???? because it's fun???? because it's thematically interesting???? because not everyone is a monsterfucker???? BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN FUCKING MULTISHIP???? have you ever BEEN in a fandom before why are you confused by this!!!!!!!!!

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

And some of my mutuals happen to be entomologists. Which is also cool.