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Tim: Hey Dami?
Damian: Ya?
Tim: When you first came to the Manor, why did you speak like that?
Damian: Hello, why are we being racist?
Tim: NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR ACCENT-
Damian: uh huh and what are you talking about?
Tim: The fact that you speak straight out of an SAT vocab quizlet
Jason walks in and immediately turns around. Both Tim and Damian spot him
Damian: Todd, care to join the discussion?
Jason: I'm good thank you I just gotta analyze the DNA of the um coffee, k bye-
Damian: JASON GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
Damian: IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM
Damian: YOU FEAR MONGERED ME ABOUT THE SAT FROM THE RIPE AGE OF 7
Damian: I HATE YOU
Damian: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Jason: As your designated English tutor, I felt as if it was necessary for your future success
Damian: YOU READ MARY SHELLEY SO MANY TIMES I ACTUALLY HAVE IT STUCK IN MY BRAIN
Jason: WELL THERE WASN'T ANY NURSERY RHYMES IN THE LEAGUE AND well mumbling frankenstein was really personal to me
Tim: on the floor laughing WAIT SO JASON BASICALLY CONDITIONED YOU TO HAVE A CLASSIC LIT PARLANCE
Jason: indignant LIES AND SLANDER. IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE DIDN'T PICK UP ON CASUAL ENGLISH IT'S NOT LIKE I SPOKE FORMALLY 24/7
Damian: YOU BARELY SPOKE AT ALL YOU HAD A SELECTIVE MUTISM
Jason: HEY, I BETTER SEE YOU GET AN 800 ON THE READING & WRITING SECTION ON THE SAT THOUGH
Tim: SO IT'S FOR THE BEST?
Damian: YOU JUST REFUSED TO TELL ME IT WASN'T NORMAL I THOUGHT EVERYONE IN NEW JERSEY SPOKE LIKE THAT
Tim: genuinely choking on his laughter NEW JERS- NEW JERSEY??????? LIKE THAT????????? PFFFFFFF
Tim: I was so confused when you first showed up, I thought you were possessed by an Oxford Lit professor or something. That or you really wanted to get that 1600 on the SAT
Damian: You literally aren't even that far off
Damian: First Jason basically is an Oxford Lit professor, just with guns and insecurity
Damian: And second, he told me that College Board created the SAT to rank people based on intelligence and that the dumb ones get outcasted from society and of course my brain was like ah I need to ace this test to prove my worth
Damian: HE TOLD ME TO SPEAK LIKE THAT TO 'PRACTICE MY VOCAB'
Damian: I LITERALLY USED A QUIZLET TO MEMORIZE THIS
Tim: JASON YOU WERE LITERALLY PROJECTING
Jason: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD TAKE THE SAT SO INSTEAD I WAS LIKE I CAN DO IT VICARIOUSLY THROUGH DAMI
Jason: You should be grateful I didn't make you use archaic language like 'thee', 'dost' and 'hath'
Damian: WELL ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Jason: No, I'm euphoric
like if this hot ass guy dressed up as a holy tax accountant with a serious case of sex hair and piercing blue eyes looked me in the eyes and was all "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition" in this deep growly voice, and I had his tramp stamp on my arm I too, would spend the next twelve years being absolutely fucking insane about him
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everybody knows that i'm a good vigilante, officer (part 1)
summary: working as a detective in gotham city is never boring, especially when a certain masked vigilante keeps annoyingly butting his way into your cases
contains: slowburn rivals to lovers, jason todd is whipped, fem!reader, reader is a little cuckoo bananas when it comes to solving mysteries, special appearance by cop!dick grayson, no use of y/n
t/w: graverobbing, mentions of murder and death, brief mention of domestic abuse, human trafficking, drugs, death of a father figure, breaking and entering, police and cops in general
author's note: so this is less than half of what i've already written, and there's still more to come. i was originally gonna post this all in one part, but a 30k+ word oneshot seems a bit excessive, and also i desperately need motivation to actually finish this damn fic, so comments and reblogs are very much appreciated! i'd also like to thank @euvicodin for beta reading <3
w/c: 10k
Red and blue lights flashed all around you, a familiar sight that may have even become a comfort if it wasnât for the scene they normally accompanied. Before you even stepped out of your car, you could see how much of a crowd had formed at the scene. Yellow tape sectioned off a large portion of the road and sidewalk, and people dressed in various dull colours of winter clothes were gathered around it, each one standing on their toes, trying to see past the gathering of wool-covered heads and into the crime scene, as uniformed officers tried to instruct everyone to stay back and disperse. As much as you would have liked to deny it, a scene like this was all too common in Gotham.
You stepped out of your car with your partner, Andrea, the cold hitting you the second you opened the door. You pulled your coat a little tighter around yourself and sighed softly, your breath visible in the chilly air. It would snow soon, you could tell. Gothamites could always tell when the first snow of the year would arrive. They could feel it in the sudden rise in humidity as the snow-carrying clouds approached, hear it in the eerie calmness of the air, and see it in the cloudsâdarker and gloomier than usual, looming with the promise of snowfall.
âAny idea who it is?â Andrea asked as she closed the car door, tying up her thick, jet black hair into a ponytail, like she always did before entering a crime scene.Â
âMaybe itâs a Wayne,â she joked.
She was, of course, talking about the victim. You didnât know much about the scene yet, but you knew from the call on the radio that it was a high profile case. Someone famous or important.
You raised an eyebrow as the pair of you walked towards the yellow tape, pushing past the small crowd.
âGuess weâre about to find out,â you responded.
You reached for the badge on your belt to show the uniformed officer standing at the yellow tape. âWeâre the homicide detectives assigned to this case,â you told her.Â
The officerâwhose name tag, you noticed, read âJordanâânodded, allowing the two of you to pass.Â
âWitnesses say they saw her be pushed,â she told you. âIt checks out. With where she landed, and where she fell from, just jumping wouldnât have been strong enough to create that distance. In fact, itâs more likely that she was⌠Well, thrown.â
Andrea nodded along as you neared the body. You winced slightly at the sight.
See, thatâs something you always hated about cop shows. Hardened cops on TV always seemed to have this certain imperviousness to crime scenes, even the most gruesome ones. In reality, it never got easier. Each new homicide weighed just as much on the heart as the last one. The weight would linger, never really getting lighter until the killer was brought to justice, but even then, it hung around just loosely enough to be impossible to forget. In a lot of ways, that weight was what drove you to be a great detective, to give your all to every case, but you often found yourself wondering whether the persistent impression of the crime scene was worth it.
The woman appeared young. Too young to have died so soon. She was dressed in expensive clothing, and the jewellery that adorned her wrist, fingers and neck spoke to her high status.
âLacey Holland,â Officer Jordan said, putting a name to the victim. âShe was 19 years old, an up and coming pop star born and raised right here in Gotham. Her parents are socialites and philanthropists that live up on the West End. Weâre attempting to contact them as we speak.â
âShit,â you murmured to yourself.
Your mind immediately occupied itself with finding details in the crime scene. Things people often missed at first glance. One of her heels was unbuckled, you supposed that could have happened during a struggle. As could the large tear on the back of her dress, but what it revealed was more curiousâa dainty tattoo of the initials, T.M.
A partner, maybe? You considered. As you knelt down to observe the body at a different angle, you could hear Andrea gathering more initial information from the responding officers, the two of you falling naturally into your discovered roles in the partnership. You werenât as good with people as Andrea was. It was good to have her around to run point on things like this.
You reached for the pen in your pocket to carefully lift the bracelet around Laceyâs wrist to examine it more carefully. A charm bracelet. Most people put personally relevant charms on their charm bracelets. You took a mental note of the charmsâa gold microphone, a crystal daisy, a silver soccer ball, and a gold book. Most of the bracelet was bare, a testament to the amount of life Lacey should have had left to live.
As you worked, your mind pulled you back to over half a decade ago, to memories of another case, another partner, another time entirely. Against your will, you recalled what had been taught to you by the first and only father figure youâd ever had, and how it had all been cut short so brutally.
No. Not now, you told yourself, shaking off the memories. You needed to focus on the case.
You sighed and stood, dusting off your clothes and catching up with Andrea. âWell, itâs not a Wayne,â you said.
Andrea gave you a small yet heavy smile, the kind she always gave you when you were around crime scenes. âDid you find anything?â she asked.
âNot much,â you answered. âJust that she liked daisies, soccer and reading. Iâd have someone look into the people in her life and try and find someone with the initials T.M., though. You?â
Andrea nodded as you responded. âI didnât find much either. Butâ...â Her voice drifted off as her eyes focused on something in the near distance behind you. âYour best friend is here again.â One side of her lips quirked up in an amused smirk.
âMy bestâ?â you began to ask, your eyebrows furrowed in confusion before you turned around and your face fell. âFucking hell.â
Red mask. Dressed from head to toe in tactical gear. And an invisible smirk youâd bet money was hiding under that damn helmet. Red Hood.
You grumbled angrily under your breath as you made your way over to where he stood, leaning against your car, just a few feet away from the crowd at the yellow tape. You ducked beneath it, pushing back past the group of people to get to him.
âWhat are you doing here, Red?â you said, glaring at the Red Hood as you came to a stop before him, crossing your arms impatiently.
He shrugged in a way you wer sure was designed specifically to piss you off. âHeard on my police scanner that you got a homicide on your hands here.â
You raised an eyebrow, unimpressed. âIs that so?â
âMhm,â he hummed, the sound slightly distorted through the filter on his helmet. âThought you might need my help.â
You scoffed in response, rolling your eyes. âAnd why would I need your help?â
âBecause I knew the girl,â Red Hood responded. âWell, I knew of her. And I think I have a pretty good guess at who killed her.â
âLet me guess, it was you?â you responded sardonically.
âDetective, please,â he responded with a scoff of his own. âI kill criminals, not 19-year-old wannabe Britney Spearses.â
âJesus Christ,â you muttered exasperatedly under your breath as you rubbed your temples. âGive me one good reason why I shouldnât cuff you and shove you in the back of a squad car right now.â
The Red Hood only laughed in response. âWell, for one, you wouldnât be able to, but youâre cute for thinking you could.â Your blood boiled, but he went on. âAnd secondly, if you did that, I wouldnât be able to tell you who killed little Miss American Idol there.â He nodded towards the crime scene.
You gritted your teeth as you glared up at him, tapping your foot to try and stay calm. As⌠unpleasant as your feelings towards him were, Red Hood had given you reliable information in the past, and it helped that Commissioner Gordon was all about maintaining a good relationship with the Bats. In fact, he wouldnât shut up to the GCPD benefactors about how yes, indeed, the Red Hood is one of his top detectivesâ confidential informants. Of course, the act of bragging about a CI sort of negated the âconfidentialâ part of that agreement, but you supposed Red Hood was a special case.
Nevertheless, he wasnât one of your CIs. You had tried on numerous occasions to make that very clear, to no avail. He wasnât a CI. Just a really annoying vigilante who kept showing up at your crime scenes.
But besides that, your brain once again involuntarily brought you back to your first partner and mentor, and as you closed your eyes to try to calm yourself, his warm, approachable face materialised on the back of your eyelids.
You knew what Healy wouldâve said. People can be difficult, but it doesnât mean they arenât helpful.
âFine,â you relented, though your glare didnât let up. âWhat information do you have for me?â
You could practically hear the satisfaction rushing through his veins like a cheap high. It made you want to gag, and you never were too good at keeping disgust off your face. You were sure the look on your face was only feeding into Red Hoodâs sick amusement.
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âWell, this is the place,â Jason told you.
Him and you were standing in front of the one place in Gotham that didnât look like somewhere drugs would be exchanged.
He looked over at you with a proud grin, only to be greeted with that death glare of yours that he both loved and feared.
âIâm arresting you for wasting the time of an officer of the law,â you told him.
âWhat?â Jason responded with a scoff. âIâm telling you, this is the place Lacey got her drugs!â
âThis is an old age home, Red!â you yelled back. âUnless she was buying Viagra from someoneâs senile old grandfather, I highly doubt this is where she was getting drugs! In fact, I shouldnât have been stupid enough to believe you about the drugs at all. Everyone in her life said she was straight as an arrow.â
You groaned softly, and checked your watch, rubbing your temples with frustration as you turned to leave. Jason felt something within him fall out of place as you attempted to leave.Â
âStop!â he called, his gloved hand instinctively reaching to clutch your wrist and keep you from leaving. âDetective.â
You turned your head to look back at him with that same adorable exasperated look on your face you seemed to always have when he was around. Jason couldnât help but smile under his mask, grateful you couldnât see it. He always felt this giddy around you. He wasnât sure why it was, but something about you was addicting. It was why he went out of his way to look out for your name and callsign on his police scanner. Why he scrounged around in the lowest of the low places in Gotham to find something, anything that might help you with one of your cases. Sure, his methods were questionable, but his heart was in the right place.
âJust trust me,â Jason said, his voice falling a few decibels, betraying his sarcastic, cool persona. He was desperate to keep you around, and if you looked closely enough, it was painfully obvious. âPlease. If we donât find anything here, I promise you Iâll let you kick me in the balls.â
You let out a rare, restrained huff of laughter. âWhat?â
âIâm serious!â he responded. âI just need you to trust me on this one, okay?â
He watched as you raised an eyebrow at him, as if deciding whether or not to trust him. Your eyes darted over his figure, no doubt looking for signs of dishonesty, although he let himself revel in the fantasy that you might have been checking him out. Your eyebrow fell as you let out a relenting sigh.
âFine,â you murmured. âBut I expect you to do good on that deal when it turns out that you were wrong about this place.â
Jason restrained himself from letting out a sigh of relief, though his shoulders visibly deflated from tension. âIâm not wrong about this place,â he said, reluctantly letting go of your wrist as he walked towards the entrance.
He didnât look back at you, but he could practically hear you rolling your eyes at him.
âThis sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, huh?â Jason said playfully as the two of you walked. âA cop and a vigilante walk into a retirement homeâŚâ
He didnât receive a response, yet Jason was certain he heard the quietest, amused exhale escape your nose.
The receptionist, a middle aged man with hair that grayed at the roots, dressed in purple scrubs, glanced up from his magazine, half expecting one of the usual visitors, Jason guessed. He had to do a double take, as if he couldnât quite believe the sight before him. After all, Jason didnât think vigilantes were particularly regular visitors to the retirement home.
You reached for your badge and sighed as you showed it to the receptionist. âGCPD,â you said. âWeâre here investigating the murder of a Lacey Holland? Did you ever see her come through here?â
The receptionist, still visibly dumbstruck, stumbled over his words. âWell, I canât say I recall the name, but I donât normally work the receptionâŚâ he murmured, reaching into a drawer to grab a thick record book. âBut you are welcome to look through the records.â
âOh,â you responded, clearly surprised. Probably about the fact that the receptionist hadnât asked for a warrant. Still, you shrugged and thanked the man.
Jason followed your gaze as you flipped through the book. Each visitor from the beginning of the year to now had signed in. He smirked in triumph as he noticed Laceyâs name repeating over and over again. Almost every week.Â
âFuck,â you muttered before looking up at Jason, before narrowing your eyes. âThis doesnât prove anything, alright? Maybe she has a family member here.â
âThe girlâs family were millionaires, Detective,â Jason said, rolling his eyes and leaning against the reception counter. âI donât think theyâd stick their elderly in a cheap nursing home.â He glanced at the receptionist. âNo offense,â Jason told him.
âA friend, then?â you said, unimpressed, turning your attention back to the record book. âLooks like she came every Thursday to meet a Molly Reefer.â
Jason burst out laughing, earning a few stern looks from the attendants and residents around him, and an even sterner look from you.
âMolly Reefer?â he laughed. âAre you serious? Come on, thatâs obviously a cover name for someone she buys drugs from. They havenât even tried to make it less obvious.â
You closed your eyes for a few seconds and took a few deep breaths, presumably to keep yourself from strangling him. Jasonâs amused grin grew at the sight.
Eyes still closed, you asked the receptionist, âWhatâs the room number for Molly Reefer?â
Jason turned to look at the receptionist, who quickly looked through the records on his computer and answered, â806.â
âAlright then, Detective,â Jason said, already turning towards the elevators. âOff we go to prove I was right about this whole thing.â
You glared at him for what felt like the hundredth time that day, and Jason felt his insides stir again for what felt like the hundredth time that day. It wasnât long before the pair of you stood before room 806. You knocked on the door.
âMs. Reefer?â you called, and Jason stifled laughter again, earning a swift elbow to the midsection from you. âGCPD! We need to talk to you about Lacey Holland!â
When there was the response, Jason shrugged, feigning cluelessness. âMaybe Molly Reefer had a little fall.â
âI really hate you,â you muttered as you flagged down an attendant to ask for a key.
âOh, the door shouldnât be locked,â the attendant responded, swinging the door open for you. âThis room has been unoccupied for months.â
âHas it?â Jason said, his voice laced with victorious amusement.
The attendant, also obviously surprised at the presence of the Red Hood next to a GCPD officer at her place of work, nodded. Her eyes betrayed an air of confusion.
âThank you, miss,â Jason told her as he walked into the unoccupied room with you.
You looked around, taking in the sterility of the room. The sheets were perfectly made, the desk empty and free of any memorabilia or personal items one would expect in an occupied room. It was a complete blank slate.
âNow will you admit I was right?â Jason asked, raising an eyebrow as he sat on the bed, bouncing on it listlessly.
You didnât respond, but Jason watched as you grit your teeth unhappily, a sign of defeat he loved to see more than almost anything else in the world. You carried out a methodical search of the room, and beneath the mattress, you found what you were looking for.
âWell, fuck,â you muttered.
âLanguage, detective,â Jason responded teasingly, just to get you riled up. He turned his head to look over at you on the opposite side of the bed. âWhat is it? What did you find?â
You let the mattress down and put on a pair of gloves from your pocket before lifting it again and pulling out the item in question. A little zip-lock baggie filled with white powder. You held it up and sighed in defeat.
Jason grinned wickedly beneath his helmet. âSay it. I want to hear you say it.â
You grit your teeth again. Your lips hung open for a second before you spoke, as if it was physically painful for you to say the words you said next. âYou were right.â
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Over the next 2 hours or so, the nursing home had become swarming with police. Each worker was interviewed. Well, each worker except for one, a Thomas Melrose, who had apparently clocked into work at the start of his shift, but was suddenly missing.
Red Hood had been particularly smug about the whole thing, using every possible opportunity he got to gloat to you, and it was making you want to tear all your hair out. He was also certain that Thomas Melrose had been Laceyâs killer. You finally had a few moments of peace when he took his leave to ask his contacts if they knew any drug runners with the name.
âThanks for that, old man,â you murmured to yourself in the silence of the stationâs elevator as you rode up to your office. It was silly, but sometimes you liked to pretend that Healy could hear you from wherever he was now.
It had been almost three years since heâd died, but Healyâs advice and wisdom still guided you through the job.
You sighed softly when you got back to your desk at your station and sank into your admittedly quite uncomfortable office chair. Andrea looked over her computer screen at you from her own desk opposite to yours.
She gave you a knowing smile. âHeard the Red Hood gave you a good assist.â
You groaned, burying your face in your hands. âI hate you.â
Andrea laughed. âThat bad, huh?â she asked.
âNo,â you responded stubbornly. âNo, I can admit when Iâm wrong, you know? Itâs just⌠Heâs such an asshole, Andy.â You sighed, rubbing your temples.
âI donât know,â Andrea replied. âMaybe youâre too tough on him.â
âWhose side are you on?â you said, defensively.
She just rolled her eyes in response. âAnyway,â she said. âI looked into Tom Melrose like you asked me to. Heâs a GothamU student. His parents are pretty wealthy bigshots in the business world. He works at the nursing home for a social service credit. The only connection between him and Lacey is that she also went to GothamU before dropping out. But the tattoo is too big of a coincidence to rule out.â
You nodded along, propping up your elbows on your desk and resting your chin on your fist as your mind reeled with the facts of the case.
Andrea sighed before she added. âThereâs more. The autopsy came back,â she said. âLacey was pregnant when she died. And there were injuries that showed signs of abuse.â
âOh,â you said quietly. âShit. That changes things.â
Your heart broke for that poor girl. You wished you could say a situation like this was uncommon, but the truth was in a city like Gotham, almost every other 911 call was a domestic disturbance, and most of them were ugly situations. Times when the abuser nearly killed or did kill their victim. Every cop in the city knew the feeling of being assigned to a domestic disturbance and the silence in the squad car as they drove over, both them and their partner silently praying they wouldnât be calling in a homicide unit that day.
Andrea nodded solemnly. âIf we can get one of Melroseâs parents to agree to a DNA test, or get a court order for it, weâll be able to tell if he was the father or not.â
âSo, a frat boy decides to rebel against his rich parents by selling drugs. Definitely not unheard of,â you hypothesised. âHe meets a girl at college and gets her into drugs and starts abusing her. She finds out sheâs pregnant and gets clean. She tells him about it and threatens to go to the press about it or tell his parents, or something else that would effectively ruin his life or get him cut off by his parents. He panics and kills her. Then he realises the cops are onto him and makes a run for it.â
âMakes sense,â Andrea affirmed. âBut where would he run?â
You sighed and leaned back in your chair. âThatâs the question, isnât it?â you murmured. âWhere is he now?â
âHave you heard back from your red friend yet?â Andrea asked.
âNo,â you answered. âIâm hoping I wonât either.â You rolled your eyes.
âHe wouldnât be of any help, trust me,â you added. âHeâs an arrogant dickhead who thinks heâs godâs gift, like heâs saving the world. I mean, buddy, you run around town in a silly costume shooting people. Youâre not Batman or Superman, you know. I donât even know how the other Bats put up with him.â
She smiled and chuckled softly to herself, turning her attention back to her computer screen, no doubt hitting refresh on Melroseâs bank records to see if a new expense had popped up.
You narrowed your eyes at her. âWhatâs that laugh about?â
Andrea shook her head. âNothing,â she answered with a cool shrug. âJust that you seem awfully wound up about him.â
âNo,â you said with a sarcastic laugh. âOh no. I know what youâre implying and thatâs not it.â
She only laughed again. âNo? You seem awfully obsessed with him, though,â Andrea teased.
You scoffed. âMe?â you said. âObsessed with him? Come on, you and I both know thatâs crazy. Heâs the one thatâs constantly showing up and undermining our crime scenes. No, if anyone is obsessed with anyone, it's him thatâs obsessed with me.â
âSo defensiveâŚâ Andrea murmured playfully.
You glared. âAgain, whose side are you even on?â
She rolled her eyes. âIâm an adult, babe, I donât play sides.â
You rolled your eyes right back at her. âIâm going to find out who this asshole is,â you declared.
âIs that so?â Andrea responded sarcastically.
âJesus, Andy, you could at least pretend to be supportive,â you responded, crossing your arms defensively.
âI donât like it when you get this obsessive,â she answered frankly. âYou get a little cuckoo.â
âI am not obsessive!â you huffed. âAnd I do not get âa little cuckooâ.â
Andrea only shook her head again in response, deciding that this was a battle sheâd never win. âIâm emailing you Melroseâs bank records,â she said. âMake yourself useful and help me go through them, will you?â
A few weeks passed. Melrose had been missing for long enough to be considered an official missing person, and after obtaining a court order for his fatherâs DNA, the GCPD had been able to conclusively state that Thomas Melrose was the most likely father of Lacey Hollandâs baby. The press coverage around the murder had been relentless, and despite Melrose already having lost in the court of public opinion, the unsolved case ate away at your mind slowly but surely, like all your unsolved cases did. When it came to unsolved cases, you learned fairly quickly that youâd be better off taking a few days off to get your head back on right, otherwise you failed to give your all on other cases.
Still, staying home was its own special kind of torture. You tended to spend so much time at the station and in the field that home was really just a place to sleep. You never really took enough time to make it your own. It was like living inside an interior design magazine cover. Beautiful, spotless and tidy, but unwelcoming, and soulless. It wasnât cozy the way Andrea and her wifeâs house was cozy, or homey in the way that your parentsâ house was homey.Â
It didnât help that the last time youâd stayed at home for so long at a stretch had been right after Healyâs funeral. The death of your mentor had been so emotionally and physically taxing that for a week, you struggled to leave the house, surrounded by the pristine, almost sterile, environment of your house that now only served as a reminder of your immobilised state at the time.
You sighed faintly as you trudged out of your bed one morning to get a start on breakfast, but as you reached your door, you noticed a shadow moving around through the crack between the door and the floor.Â
What kind of an idiot breaks into a copâs house at 7 in the morning? You thought to yourself, instinctively reaching for the place on your hip where your radio would have been before realising you werenât on duty.
You let out a quiet, undignified curse in frustration and reached for your phone to call 911 for backup before arming yourself with your gun and preparing to confront the intruder. Whoever it was, you knew, was about to be a very sorry boy.
âGCPD!â you yelled, bursting through the door and pointing your gun at the intruder. âGet down, put your hands behind your head!â
âJesus, Detective,â the intruder said with an all too familiar laugh. âDidnât realise you were kinky like that.â
Red Hood. Again. You sighed and put down your gun at the sight of his quintessential red helmet. âWhat the fuck is wrong with you?â you yelled.
âWell, I had to see you, and I couldnât find you at the station,â Red Hood responded with a shrug, as if breaking into your house was an obvious next step that anyone would have taken.
âSo you broke into my house?!â you rebutted. âAre you actually nuts?â
Red Hood didnât respond, only watching as you called 911 again and let the dispatcher know your previous breaking and entering call was a false alarm.
âYou called the cops on me?â he asked.
âWhat did you expect me to do, Red?â you shot back. âAgain, you broke into my house!â
âThis is hardly a house, you know,â he said, looking around, running his fingers over various pristine surfaces and looking up at the art you had hanging from the walls. âWell, I guess it is a house. But itâs definitely not a home. For a while there, I was worried I had the wrong address. Thought this one was staged for an open house or something.â
âAre you just here to insult my interior design choices, or what?â you scoffed, though you had to admit, his snide remark had hit a bit too close to home.
âOf course not,â Red Hood responded, turning to look at you with what you could only assume was the biggest smirk mankind had ever seen. âI also wanted to compliment your PJs.â
You looked down at your faded sleep shirtâan old Star Wars graphic t-shirtâand pajama shorts, before looking back up at Red Hood and angrily throwing a beige couch pillow at him.Â
âGet out of my apartment!â you yelled.
He flinched at the pillow attack and relented. âOkay, okay! Iâm sorry,â Red Hood said, even though he was laughing as he spoke. âI need your help. Iâm serious this time.â
âTake it down to the station, Red, Iâm not working today,â you said.
âCome on, you know I donât trust cops,â he responded.
âNews flash, Red,â you retorted sarcastically. âIâm a cop. Yeah, a real, live cop. Believe it or not.â
âYeah, but youâre different,â he responded, a hint of something that sounded awfully close to sincerity in his voice.Â
You exhaled exasperatedly, finally relenting. âWhat do you need?â
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âThis is insane,â you murmured as you drove to BlĂźdhaven. âIf you already have a cop friend in BlĂźdhaven to help you with this so-called trafficking case, why do you even need me?â
Jason leaned back in the passenger side carseat, getting comfortable for the long drive to Gothamâs sister city. âI told you,â he said. âBecause you arrested three of their goons a year ago. You know more about this case than my other guy.â
You sighed gingerly, but didnât respond. Jason looked over at you to try and read your expression. Your eyes were fixed straight on the road ahead, and your shoulders, which had been tense since this morning, were slowly relaxing. So slowly, in fact, that he wondered if you were even aware of it.Â
Of course, Jason was bending the truth, just a little. He probably wouldâve been fine without you. Maybe you could have shot a quick email to Dick at BPD with the arrest records and information from your previous arrests, but Dick was a perfectly capable cop. He wouldâve been fine with or without you.
Jason just wanted you around. For some inexplicable reason, he wanted to do this with you. Maybe if you saw him do this, take down this trafficking ringâpreferably without killing anyone, since you seemed to have a bit of an issue with that, as did Dick and Bruceâmaybe youâd see him in a different light. Maybe youâd see him as more than just some annoying vigilante that always followed you around like some sort of pathetic puppy.
God, he really did feel pathetic. But he couldnât help it.
The need to be around you grew greater with every second he spent around you, his heart never quite satisfied with however much of you he was getting already. He wanted all of you, in a way that heâd never wanted anyone else. He knew now how Dick felt about Kory and it sucked that Jason couldnât tease him about it anymore. It was a silly feeling, really. The silliest.
Jason just couldnât get enough of you.
Of course, it helped that he didnât really know what adult feelings were supposed to feel like. The last time heâd liked a girl was before he died. He was fifteen and hormonal and incredibly stupid. Everything felt like it was so much bigger than it was. He supposed it was possible that a little bit of that fifteen-year-old boy was still inside him and he was just making whatever he felt for you out to be much bigger than it actually was.
Surprisingly, it was you who broke the silence, interrupting him from his thoughts. You cleared your throat somewhat awkwardly.
âI hate driving in silence,â you confessed. âDo you mind if I turn on the radio?â
Jason shook his head. âNo,â he answered. âNo, of course not.â
You gave him an amusing expression, with your lips slightly quirked upwards, like you were trying to smile but werenât quite there yet. Despite himself, Jason found it adorable. Baby steps, he told himself. You were getting more comfortable with him. He wouldnât take that for granted. Jason smiled beneath the helmet as you reached for the centre console to turn on the radio.
It wasnât long before you were parking in Dickâs buildingâs parking lot. Jason led you down the familiar path to the elevator, and up to his brotherâs apartment.
âDickie bird!â Jason announced as he burst through the door with a key that Dick had given him for safekeeping.
âJason?â he called back from somewhere within the apartment. Jason froze at the sound of his nameâhis real nameâbeing called. Beside him, you raised an eyebrow and looked at him curiously.
âJason, huh?â you murmured with a playful lilt. âWouldnât have pegged you for a Jason.â
âJesus Christ, Dick, Iâm with company!â Jason yelled frustratedly back into the apartment. Heâd never been more grateful for the helmet than now, knowing you couldnât see the bright red flush that had most likely taken over his face.
Dick walked out of the bedroom, and narrowed his eyes at Jason. âWell, maybe if youâd fucking knocked instead of barging into the house, Iâd have known that,â he shot back, hitting Jason over the back of the head. âI gave you that key for emergencies, not free reign over my apartment.â
âOw!â Jason complained. It hadnât hurt, not really, thanks to the helmet, but it was more about the bruise to his ego than anything. Jason continued to glare at Dick as he introduced you to him. You smiled politely. The same smile you had in all your police and government photosâthe one that never quite reached your eyes. Dick shook your hand.
âSo this is the famous detective,â he said with that stupid, shit-eating grin on his face.
âYou know of me?â you asked curiously, raising an eyebrow. âDoes Redâor, uh, Jasonâtalk about me?â
Dickâs grin grew wicked as he glanced at Jason.
God, please no. Jason thought to himself.
âHeâs⌠talked about you before,â Dick said. âQuite a bit, actually.â
Jason resisted the urge to tackle Dick and shove his face into the stupid green carpet in his living room.
âHuh,â you responded, looking over at Jason. âInteresting.â
Jason cleared his throat, desperate to talk about something, anything, else. âCan we please talk about why weâre actually here?â
âYouâre no fun, Jaybird,â Dick teased. âBesides, we should get to know each other a bit more before we begin, wouldnât you say? After all, you never told me youâd be bringing someone along when you told me about the trafficking ring.â
You raised an eyebrow at the nickname. Jasonâs face burned even brighter. What was he thinking, bringing you right to the lionâs den? Dick loved embarrassing him. He shouldâve known better.
âNo!â Jason insisted, bringing Dick over to sit down at the couch, shooting him a glare from behind the helmet that he prayed his brother had somehow telepathically sensed. âWe need to get to work. Start explaining the plan, Dicko.â
âBummer,â you said with a small smileâa real one this time. âI was hoping to learn a little more about how you got that nickname, Jaybird.â
âYou should come over when he isnât around,â Dick said playfully. âBoy, I have the best stories. Like this one timeââ
Jason cut Dick off. âShe doesnât need to hear any stories, Dick,â he insisted, hoping he didnât sound as desperate as he felt.Â
You rolled your eyes and snickered tacitly before playfully mouthing the words ânext timeâ to Dick.
For a moment, Jason seriously contemplated throwing you over his shoulder and dragging you back to Gotham, but he decided youâd probably tase him. Or bite him. Or kick him in the balls. Or all three.
To his relief, Dick began to actually explain the background of the trafficking ring, talking about how it seemed to have migrated from Gotham to BlĂźdhaven. Together, the three of you were able to pinpoint the place their headquarters, where they kept all their victims, would most likely be. A warehouse at the docks, down by The Narrows, where one would easily be able to load a bunch of beaten and bloodied girls into a ship bound to Europe or South America in the cover of night, without anyone ever batting an eye.
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âSo, uh⌠You and Dick know each other pretty well?â you asked carefully, not wanting to step on any toes, as you and Red Hoodâor, as youâd recently learned, Jasonâsat on the rooftop of another warehouse near the one the three of you were scoping out. Dick was waiting on the ground, in case he needed to jump into action.
Jason sighed, as if he was expecting this question, but didnât quite know how to answer it. âYou could, uh⌠Well, you could say weâre like brothers,â he responded. His tone indicated there was more to the story than he was telling you, but you knew better than to push.
Still, the cop in you wouldnât let up.
âRight.â You nodded. âItâs just that you have a key to his house and everything.â
Jason groaned this time. You let out a soft laugh. âHowâd you meet him?â you asked.
He was quiet for a few moments, as if debating how much to tell you. âThrough family,â he responded curtly.
âSo he knew you as Jason before he knew you as Red Hood?â you questioned curiously.
âHe did, yeah,â Jason answered.
You took a quick peak through the binoculars and stiffened up. âHeads up, thereâs an armed man walking into the warehouseâŚâÂ
You absent-mindedly passed the pair to Jason so he could look too, letting out a light laugh when you realised he was wearing a helmet that covered his entire face, and therefore couldnât use the binoculars.
âMy bad,â you said through soft snickers, reaching for the radio to alert Dick. âOne entering the building. He is armed, repeat, he is armed.â
âCopy that,â came Dickâs response through the warm crackle of the handheld device. âI see him.â
âShould we call for backup?â you asked.
âNegative,â Dick answered. âWeâll wait until we see some concrete signs that theyâre holding the victims here.â
âCopy thatâŚâ you responded, sighing and placing the radio back down.
There were a few more minutes of waiting before you could hear a gruff voice yelling commands in the distance, getting closer. As the manâs voice got louder, you could hear it accompanied by soft, crying whimpers.
âShit,â you cursed under your breath. âI really hope thatâs not what I think it is.â
Jason reached for the radio to alert Dick as you chewed your lip nervously. Indeed, soon enough, a line of girls who couldnât have been older than twenty came into view, their hands bound with zip ties and mouths covered with duct tape, wearing clothes that were dirty and ripped from struggle. They were led by a large, burly man with an automatic. Your eyebrows furrowed together, the looks on the girlsâ faces were haunting. The fear for their life, the desperation for a miracle to come save them. You tugged at Jasonâs arm before even realising your hand was moving.
âLetâs go,â you said softly.
âWe have to wait for backup,â he whispered back. âWeâre seriously outgunned and outnumbered.â
âIf we wait, those girls could be gone already!â you retorted. You didnât sound strong, or frustrated, or stubborn in the same way you normally did. You were desperate to save these girls. Jason could hear it in your voice.
âItâs too risky,â he said, reluctantly, like the words hurt him to say as much as they hurt you to hear. âI canât lose you, alright? Weâre gonna stay here, where itâs safe.â
Youâd already failed Lacey Holland. You couldnât fail these girls too. This was why you got into the force. To be the protector that these women needed. If you didnât do everything you could to save them, then youâd be failing not just them, but yourself.
âJason,â you said hushedly. âPlease.â
The sound of his real name must have softened him, because Jason sighed under his breath, shaking his head and looking out towards the girls being shoved into the warehouse. âWe wait until he brings them back out,â he conceded. âIf we go into that closed space with guns ablazing, itâs almost certain death.â
You nodded, grateful that Jason had trusted you with this. âOkay.â
A short pause, and then you added, âThank you.â
Sure enough, before too long, the man returned, accompanied by a few compatriots, although he seemed to be the boss amongst them. He stood at the front of the line, with two other men, followed by the girls, moving in a single file line, hands and mouths still bound. You counted 6 of them, with two more men at their tail end.
âIâve only got a nine millimetre," you murmured. âItâs a cop gun. Canât shoot that far.â
âYeah, I donât exactly carry around sniper rifles either,â Jason muttered back, grabbing the radio with one hand and your hand with the other. âCome on, letâs go in.â
âDick, weâre moving in,â Jason told Dick over the radio.
âCopy that,â came Dickâs response. âBackup is 3 minutes out.â
3 minutes.
A lot could happen in 3 minutes.
The pair of you rushed down the stairs to the ground, and Jason led you swiftly, yet soundlessly to duck behind the wall of the warehouse, only a few short metres away from where the girls were being led onto the docks. He peaked out to scope out the fire power the men were carrying.
âAll five have automatics,â he murmured. âWe might stand a chance, but only if we can even the playing field and take at least two of them out.â
You knelt down to shoot from a lower angle. âAndy and I used this move once during a tactical training session. You shoot together on three, it takes down multiple suspects and only alerts them once. Never actually done it out on the field.â
Jason looked down at you and chuckled breathily. âWill it work?â
âDepends,â you answered, taking aim at one of the men. âHow good of a shot are you?âÂ
Jason shook his head, as if the question was redundant. âDetective, please,â he murmured, his tone that of the familiar cockiness youâd grown to expect, taking aim.
You smiled. âThree,â you began the countdown. âTwo⌠One..â
Two gunshots, so precisely timed that one might have mistaken them for a single gunshot. But the pair of immobilised bodies on the floor would beg to differ. Their ringleader and the two at the front of the line immediately turned at the sound as the girls began to whimper and huddle together in fear, each one still too terrified to seize the opportunity and make a run for it.
You stood back up as quickly as you could, pressing your body against the wall as the burly man sent the other two to investigate. You took a deep breath, and your nostrils filled with the all too familiar scent that thickened the air whenever a gun had recently been fired nearby. The bitter, metallic smell of gunpowder paired with the rush of adrenaline through your veins.Â
Jason grabbed the barrel of their gun as the braver of the two, the one in front, turned the corner. Jason pushed it away from the pair of you as the man began firing reflexively, as did his friend. You ducked, instinctively covering your head at the sound of the bullets as Jason managed to wrestle the gun out of the lackeyâs hands and aimed it back at them, firing back at them. His quick, clean and precise shots were a stark contrast to the incessant firing of the other two.
âGrab the other one!â Jason instructed as Dick managed to shoot the remaining ringleader in the leg, giving him an opportunity to disarm him as well.Â
By now, the sound of bullets had alerted the rest of the goons inside the warehouse to join the ensuing fight, but the sound of sirens in the distance assured you that your own backup was close.
âI donât know how to shoot an automatic!â you yelled back over the sound of gunshots.
âThen use your handgun!â Jason responded, firing at a group of maybe five that emerged from the warehouse. âStay down!â
You nodded, your grip on your gun tightening as you shot at the group, who were still yet to pinpoint the location of the gunshots. You took advantage of their cluelessness and fired thrice. Only one of them hit, but you effectively took down one of the men.
âStay here, Iâm going to run around the warehouse and get them from behind,â you told Jason.
Out of the corner of your eye, you could see Dick engaged in hand to hand struggle with the ringleader. Heâd managed to disarm him and kick away his weapon. You didnât see much, but youâd definitely seen enough to tell he didnât fight like a cop. A curious observation, but one you didnât have time for at present.
You could hear your heart pounding in your ears with adrenaline as you made the long run around the back of the warehouse. The sound of sirens in the distance getting closer and closer was interspersed with the sound of gunfire behind you. The smell of gunpowder still lingered in your nose as you took deep breaths, like you were trained to do. In and out through both your nose and your mouth, to stay cool and run faster.Â
You were out on the other side of the warehouse within secondsâa new record you might have celebrated if not for the circumstances. You shot the man in front of you in the leg and tackled him from behind when he buckled down, kicking away his weapon and grunting with effort as he struggled beneath you. The impact of the tackle had definitely hurt your knees, an ache youâd feel the next day, but you supposed you couldâve been shot, like the man beneath you, and that would definitely have been worse.
You managed to get handcuffs on his wrist and looked back up to shoot a few more similar shots at the legs of the two men Jason was fighting. A quick glance back at Dick would tell you that the two men had eerily similar styles of fighting, except for the fact that Dick was perhaps a bit more flexible.
What was his last name again? Grayson? It was a peculiarly familiar name. You wondered if youâd met before.
You didnât have much time at the moment to ponder the question though. You aimed your gun at the chest of the ringleader and Jason raced to help in the fight, waiting for a clean shot that wouldnât hit either of the other two.
Bingo.
You squeezed the trigger just as the police cars arrived.
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Youâd left not long after the ordeal at the docks. Youâd offered Jason a ride back home, but heâd declined, preferring to find his own way. Well, that, and the fact that heâd been wearing the helmet for nearly 12 hours straight now, and wouldnât you know it was getting dreadfully stuffy in there.
Back at Dickâs apartment, Jason breathed a sigh of relief as he pulled the helmet off, rubbing the back of his neck and feeling how the sweat had caused his hair to stick to his skin.
âGod, that thing is suffocating,â he murmured.
Dick laughed, shaking his head lightly as he walked into his kitchen to fetch two ice cold bottles of water, tossing one to his brother. âYou should have Tim install some A/C in there,â he joked.
Jason rolled his eyes affectionately, catching the bottle and twisting the top open. He brought the bottle to his lips and thirstily guzzled sip after sip, almost finishing the entire bottle in one go.
Dick stretched his back out and yawned, coming to sit next to Jason on the couch. âSo thatâs her, huh?â
Jason shot his brother a sideways glare. âYou couldâve been a bit more subtle about the whole thing, you know,â he grumbled unhappily.
Dick only laughed harder this time, placing his bottle on the coffee table before turning to face Jason on the couch. âI had to give you a hard time, come on,â he said playfully. âThatâs what big brothers do.â
âYouâre evil,â Jason replied. âThat was the most embarrassing thing Iâve ever had to sit through.â
Dick waved a hand dismissively. âCome on, youâre exaggerating.â
âIâm not!â Jason insisted, crossing his arms and narrowing his eyes at Dick.
He only rolled his eyes in response, instead changing the subject. âSheâs pretty, you know,â Dick said. âI guess I just didnât expect you to go for a cop. Seeing as you seem to have plenty of reservations about people in my line of work.â
âSheâs one of the good ones,â Jason responded, his expression and his voice softening as he talked about you. He let out a quiet sigh. âYou know, despite everything, I actually trust her. She makes me feel lighter, like Iâm⌠normal.â
He watched as Dickâs brows knitted together and his pursed lips parted to say something, but Jason interrupted him.
âI know what youâre going to say,â he said. âThat IÂ am normal. But Iâm not, Dick. Nothing about my life or what happened to me is normal. Iâm not even supposed to be alive right now.â
âI know,â Dick conceded with a soft, concerned exhale. âIâm just worried about you, you know? Iâm glad you feel a sense of normalcy around this woman, but I donât want you reliant on someone else for that.â
Jason smiled, one that actually reached his eyes. âThanks,â he murmured, not quite sure how to express his gratitude. âItâs⌠Itâs nice to know someone cares.â
Dick smiled back, his bright charming smile that Jason knew lit up every room he walked into. âDonât get all sappy on me now, little bird,â he teased, patting his brother on the back.
Jason rolled his eyes again, chuckled softly to himself as he shook his head and playfully pushed Dick away.
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Back in Gotham and out of your rut, youâd found yourself inexplicably drawn down another rabbit hole, and in true you fashion, it had consumed you. You couldnât sleep at night, your thoughts racing about this new mystery to be solved, and of course, you had to drag your partner into it, like you always did.
It was a habit youâd inherited from Healy. He was the kind of detective to become obsessive over his cases, especially when they were of personal relevance or interest. Youâd been around him so much during your formative years as a detective that youâd adopted the quirk yourself, something that Andrea, who had a much healthier work-life balance, was forever cursing.
âAndy, thereâs something very fishy going on here,â you said, greeting her at the elevator when the doors opened and welcomed her to your floor. It couldnât have been past 8 a.m. âWith the Red Hood and his cop friend, I mean.â
Andrea groaned and yawned tiredly. âGood morning to you too,â she murmured sarcastically.
You rolled your eyes, not letting her tiredness deter you. Youâd been bouncing off the walls with caffeine since three in the morning, and you were just itching to present your findings to someone, much like a child wanting to show off her newly designed dance routine to her mother.
âSo this guy, Dick Grayson, I knew the name sounded familiar, right?â you said. âWell, I looked it up, and of course, this guy is Bruce Wayneâs first kid!â
Andrea raised an eyebrow, unimpressed as you scampered after her into the bullpen, watching as she fixed herself a cup of coffee in the kitchenette. âBruce Wayne has plenty of kids, doesnât he?â she responded. âHeâs like Brad and Angelina. Collecting those damn children like theyâre PokĂŠmon or something.â
âWell yes,â you continued. âIt wouldnât be significant, if it wasnât for the fact that Jason, or well, Red Hood, said that they met through family.â
âIs this going anywhere?â Andrea asked with a tired sigh, grabbing her cup from the coffee maker and going to sit down at her desk, with you once again scrambling after her at her heels.
âCome on, Andy, think about it,â you said. âThey met through family, and Dick Graysonâs only living family is Bruce Wayne and his menagerie of adopted children.â
âMaybe Dick knew Red Hood before his parents died,â she responded with a shrug. âDid you consider that?â
You rolled your eyes as you walked around her desk to sit at yours. âOf course I thought of that,â you said. âItâs an entirely plausible possibility, I suppose, if it wasnât for the fact that Jason told me they were like brothers.â
Andrea raised an eyebrow at you again. âWhen was the last time you slept, sweetheart?â
âIâm onto something, Andy!â you insisted defensively. âIâm not crazy, will you just listen?â
She sighed, putting two hands up in concession. âFine,â she said cynically. âIâm listening.â
âThank you!â you said, taking a sip of the coffee on your desk, brewed almost an hour ago and gone cold already. Youâd been at the station longer than youâd have liked to admit, caught up in the need to investigate. âSo, Dick Grayson and Jason, a.k.a Red Hood, are like brothers.â
âThis is relevant, of course, in the fact that Dick Grayson is the ward of Bruce Wayne, a man known for his habit of adopting children,â you continued. âSo, Iâm thinking⌠This Jason is somehow related to Bruce Wayne. Specifically, I think heâs his adopted son.â
âGreat theory,â Andrea responded sarcastically. âExcept for the fact that I think if Bruce Wayne had a son called Jason, weâd know about it. I think all of Gotham would know about it, actually. The Waynes are practically royalty in this city.â
âAha!â you said, pointing at her. âAnd thatâs the question, isnât it? Why hasnât anyone heard of a Wayne called Jason?â
âProbably because he doesnât exist?â she guessed, sounding as unimpressed as ever.
âExceptâŚ!â you said with a victorious grin tilting your computer screen towards her, the wires connecting your monitor to the rest of its components twisting around its base. On it was an article, titled âYoung life taken by the Joker.â
âThis article talks about the death of a boy, Jason Todd, almost 15 years ago,â you said. âHe was 15 when he died, and thereâs a picture of the funeral. Right here, see.â
You zoomed into the picture, at a shadowy figure in attendance. âDoesnât that look an awful lot like Bruce Wayne?â
Andrea blinked at the photo, and then at you. âYou know, I think you should really get some sleepââ
You interrupted her. âHow many random childrenâs funerals do you think Bruce Wayne goes to?â you said. âCome on, Andrea, are you telling me you donât see where this is all leading?â
âIâm telling you that that photo could be of literally anyone!â she responded. âAnd besides, even if Jason is Bruce Wayneâs kid, according to your theory, he should be dead, which, clearly, heâs not.â
âExactly,â you said. âJason Todd should be dead. Unless Bruce Wayne faked his death and paid the media good money to keep word from getting out about it, for whatever reason.â
âAnd why would he do that?â Andrea asked with another sigh. âAlso, what exactly do you want to do about it? Storm up to Wayne Manor and confront the man?â
âWell, I donât know why heâd want to do that,â you said. âBut I do know what I want to do about it. Iâm going to prove my hypothesis.â You smiled proudly.
âI donât like that expression,â Andrea muttered. âWhat are you thinking?â
âI need your help, Andy,â you said.
She narrowed her eyes at you. âI donât like where this is going either.â
âI want to dig up Jason Toddâs grave.â
Andrea took a deep breath, closing her eyes and attempting to steady herself. âAre you nuts?â she asked, clearly restraining herself from an outburst.
âThink about it!â you urged. âWeâll just hit up the cemetery tonight, and then weâll have concrete proof about this whole conspiracy! You donât even have to do anything, just be a look out for me.â
âIâve put up with a lot of your crazy ideas, but this is actually a goddamn crime,â Andrea responded, whisper-screaming at you, looking around the room to make sure no one was listening. âYou want to dig up a dead kidâs grave so you can, what? Satisfy the tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theorist weirdo inside you? And worse, you want to make me an accessory to that crime? I mean, fucking hell, we could lose our jobs over this!â
âWell then, letâs hope we donât get caught, yeah?â you said.
Andrea rubbed her temples. âYouâve gone insane,â she said to no one in particular. âYouâve actually lost your marbles. Thereâs no way in hell a sane person would come up with this plan.â
âYou owe me a favor, remember?â you coaxed. âPlease, Andy.â
She glared at you in response. âYou are way too much like the old man, you know that?â
You only grinned triumphantly in response, knowing youâd worn her down. Besides, it wasnât like being compared to Healy was an insultâat least, not to you.
And so thatâs how you ended up at Gotham City Central Cemetery in the dead of night with a shovel, standing before the tombstone that read Jason Toddâs name.
Andrea stood just a few feet away from you, perched on a slightly higher hill that gave her a better vantage point as a lookout.Â
âHow much longer are you gonna take?â she whispered impatiently.
Her arms were crossed and her foot tapped nervously as she looked around, making sure no one was nearby.
âI think I just hit the coffin!â you whispered back. âIâll need your help prying it open!â
âIâm missing Disney night with my toddler for thisâŚâ Andrea murmured unhappily.
âCamille and Dana will be fine without you for one night, Andy, Jesus,â you shot back, rolling your eyes. âBesides, Dana is one and a half. She wonât remember a thing. This is important work weâre doing. Weâre uncovering the truth. Weâre carrying out justice, Andrea. Donât you want your daughter to know her mother carries out justice?â
Andrea rolled her eyes right back at you as you shoveled away at the dirt around the coffin. Beads of sweat pooled at your brow and dripped down your face as you worked, your arms burning with effort as you looked back at the large mound of dirt forming behind you. Youâd been digging for at least 45 minutes now, and its effects were starting to wear down your body.
âGod, my back is killing me,â you muttered.
Andrea glared at you. âYouâre graverobbing a childâs grave right now. I think you deserve a bit of a backache.â
âWeâre not graverobbing!â you retorted. âItâs not like weâre stealing his body. Weâre just⌠checking to see if itâs there. Now come on, help me pry this thing open.â
She groaned softly as she walked over, carefully climbing down into the pit youâd just dug.
âAlright, grab this shovel, and we push together on three, okay?â you instructed.
Andrea sighed. âOkay.â
âOne⌠two⌠threeâŚâ
The two of you grunted with effort as you used the shovel to pry open the coffin. The lid fell out of place and you bent down to grab it and lift it open fully to revealâŚ
âItâs empty,â Andrea murmured, her voice dazed and disbelieving.
You smiled with the adrenaline of victory and knowing you were right charging through your veins. âItâs empty.â
You looked over at your partner, her hands covering her mouth in shock. âI think you owe me an apology, Andrea,â you told her.
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The thing about Destiel is that although they have so many beautiful, purposefully written moments, some of the most profound things about them are just pure accident. Dean calls Castiel âCasâ not knowing that the suffix âielâ literally means âof God.â He calls him Cas because he wants to give him a nickname and he unknowingly removes Godâs ownership from him. Just imagine that. When your very name binds you in obedience to an absent father. You follow orders and youâre a good little soldier because what other choice do you have? You are of God and the sum of your millennia long existence is to do His work, to be His minion. You rescue a soul from Hell because youâre commanded to and then you watch over him even though he has no respect for divine order and always asks too much of you. And somewhere along the way he calls you Cas because he thinks Castiel is a mouthful and you know you should be irritated but you canât be because Cas has no binding, no ownership. Dean calls you Cas and it almost feels like heâs tempting you, offering you a life when youâre not of God but of yourself. So you Fall for him and maybe you fall for him, and one day youâre working a case with him and Sam and one of them says âCasâ and you realize that you were wrong. Cas is just as binding as Castiel. It bound you to them.