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My horny ass could not play Dark Souls

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Mermay is great and all, but the potential for more monster art challenges seems largely untapped.
Octaurber or Orctober, Nekovember, Dridercember..
We as a community could do more, you know?
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You are mentally-sexually disordered, and you worship evil spirits
Accurate and I wouldn't have it any other way

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Cleyton finds you wandering around~
[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]
I know we all love the âhumans are space orcsâ concept⌠but imagine, onboard the new ship theyâve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster⌠fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesnât need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.
⌠Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesnât quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a quaâlem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear⌠oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!!Â
It doesnât take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed theyâve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.
Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me⌠Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.
Not quite an âOrcâ per-se, but eh, close enough. See here giant spiky Deathworlder simping for tiny shouty Deathworlder.
âI like monster girlsâ
What they think you mean
What you actually mean
We donât halfass it in this house.
the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it
whatâs good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that theyâre a himbo too
Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, youâre so fucking stupid
Human: Deal.
Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade...
Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Fey: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell.
Human: So, when do we start?
Fey: ...If I may ask you to elaborate?
Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.
Fey: Yes? And you agreed?
Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?
Fey:
Fey, blushing: Ah.

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imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. thatâs what my cat lives with every day
thatâs exactly what half the people on this site want
oh to be gently picked up and kissed by a giant monster
Goddamn right.
i drew eliksni tooÂ
Gorgeous. Simply stunning. I am in love.
âSweet-Brierâ | Or, Accursed and BelovedÂ
Violet and her monster boyfriend, Rowan. đ
Sweet soft void~
Oh to feel a demonâs sweet horns.. The cool keratin slightly worn over time, every scratch and chip a scar which carries a story I long to hear. The pads of my fingers gently caressing every bump and divit of bone..
Yâall ever just like.... mmmm pointy teeth
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Iâm trying to write a thing, but I canât decide what a group of harpies is called.
âWhen you happened across a ___ of harpies in those old, rotten woods, you...â
Iâm leaning toward âmurderâ (like crows) but a coven (of witches) is also a contender. What about flock? A bevy? A kettle? There are so many choices for âgroup of birdâ itâs not even funny.
These are the ones I feel up to sharing, enjoy!Â
Oooh~ Very fun, very fun!