I Like Monsters A Normal Amount

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

a party but i'm the pocket pussy everyone passes around like a blunt

nobody understands how difficult it is to need something to occupy your mouth with 24/7

i did not moan while i was drinking your blood and even if i did it meant nothing. i hate you.

making out with girlbulge. you agree. reblog.

my urge to say “thankyouthankyouthankyou” when i cum Does Not mean i’m pathetic it just means i have good manners

Dude they should sexually take advantage of me on drugs id be so compliant.

cnc is hot bc its literally romantic. you literally get to plan a surprise party where the surprise is rough sex. there's props and a set. its like playing mermaids. when I say I want to stuff a girl in the back of my car and move her to a secondary location to ruin all her holes I say that I love her and want her to have so much fun. it's literally fun

Me when cnc is CONSENSUAL non consent. Whatttt crazy?!? It’s all about consent?! YAYA

You can trust me around your neck I promise. I’ll be so normal and won’t bite you at all.

Could be on all fours under your desk rn but whateverrrr

am i the prettiest thing youve ever seen. can i sit on ur lap

bitching and moaning on it

i just want to be used as a stress relief toy for a woman who’s had a long day at work