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Shownu:

He would have a candid shot of you laughing or sleeping that he just adores.

Wonho:

He would either have a full body shot of you in his favorite fit or a pic of you in his fav makeup look or hairstyle... it would be you in something that’s his favorite.

Minhyuk:

I can totally see him having a silly pic of you and him together for his lock screen. Like you two posing for a pic but you both fall over so the pic is blurry and hilarious.

Kihyun:

I can either see him having a really pretty pic of you smiling for his lock screen or a pic of you from that Christmas party when you got really drunk. No in between. 

Jooheon:

I can definitely see him having a pic of you two wearing matching outfits, posing cooly

Hyungwon:

He would have something semi cute, semi embarrassing like a HS pic of you that you dislike.

Changkyun:

Shownu:

Always brings a big bag of goodies Shownu Claus

A kid is always on his back or shoulders

Preferred game: board games

All the females teachers swoon when he is picking the kids up from school

Full on nurturing mode when the kids are sick ends up getting sick himself

Learns whatever instrument the kid is taking lessons for so he can help them at home

Checks the closet and under the bed for monsters every night to make the kids feel/sleep better

Wonho:

Likes to take the kids out on day trips

Daily exercises for kids

Preferred game: red light green light

Loves to tuck the kids in and read them a bedtime story

Will go to all of the kids sporting events, plays, whatever it may be with a big sign saying “GO *kid’s name*!”

Always encourages the kids to try everything even if it seems impossible

Kids jumping off the couch and hurting themselves because they wanted to try flying

Kihyun:

A live in nanny

Always prepares healthy food for the kids

Helps them with their homework by googling everything

Preferred game: Kihyun Simon Says

Sings to the kids a lot

Gentle but also firm with the kids

Always gets a bonus because he is so good with the kids

Hyungwon:

Doesn’t “do” babies or toddlers

Preferred game: the quiet game

Barely watches the kids

Sits in a comfortable chair in the corner and lets the kids run around to tire them out

Orders a lot of take out, healthy enough

Sets up a lot of play dates so he won’t have to be the only one “watching” the kids

If one of the kids get hurt or is sad he goes into full protector mode

Minhyuk:

Just as loud as the kids if not louder

Preferred game: hide n seek

Yells embarrassing things when dropping the kids off at school 

All kinds of arts and crafts projects all over the house

Will play on the jungle gym or whatever structure is at the park with the kids with no shame

Rarely has to punish the kids

Loves the kids very much *once his shift is over* fuck them kids

Changkyun:

Someone always ends up getting hurt

Preferred game: video games

Will have full conversations with an infant

If the kid is scared of the dentist he will sit in the chair to show them there is nothing to be scared of

Accidently turned the kids laundry pink

Camping in the backyard and telling ghost stories, ends up sleeping the house because they all got too scared

Goes to PTA meetings for the refreshments

Jooheon:

Someone always ends up getting dirty

Teaches the kids how to rap

Preferred game: I Spy

Likes to play dress up and have tea parties

Multiple disasters in the kitchen due to science projects

The kids always learn something new from him either a new skill, a new bad word, etc

Shownu:

Always snacking in his cubicle

The caller can definitely hear him smacking

A lot of “oh sorry”s

Transfers callers to the wrong departments accidentally

Probably has the best stats on his team

Wonho:

Thought he was on mute but wasn’t

“Omg I can’t tell if this caller is a man or woman” .... “SHIT I’m not on mute!”

Always getting the script wrong somehow

“Hello thank you for calling Wonho my name is *company*”

Always holding side conversations with those around him

Minhyuk:

*When the caller wants to speak to a manager* “I am the manager.” (not really the manager)

“Can I place you on a brief hold please? Thank you” *doesn’t wait for caller to respond*

Always takes 5 extra minutes for lunch

Knows all the tea of everyone on his team

*Gets upset when another coworker takes his unassigned assigned seat* “Excuse me you’re in my seat. Get up.”

Kihyun:

If the caller catches an attitude, he’ll catch an attitude right back

Always brings his own homemade lunch

“Of course you can speak the manager, please hold” *places caller on hold, doesn’t attempt to get a manager* “Sorry the manager is unavailable at this time”

Loves taking Minhyuk’s unassigned assigned seat when he beats him to work

“Let me place you on a brief hold while I notate your account” *already notated is actually on his phone or having a convo with Wonho*

Hyungwon:

Loves catching callers in a lie “Well actually the notation in your profile states that your grandmother died 6 months ago..... she died twice?”

“Can you repeat that..... more clearly please”

Caller can hear him sipping his coffee

“Of course you can speak to a manager, please hold” *transfers caller to Minhyuk*

Always clocks out of work right on the dot

Jooheon:

Takes forever to log into his computer purposefully

Always asking those around him for help

“You’re breaking up I can’t understand you” *can hear the caller clearly*

*doesn’t know what the caller is talking about* “Oh yes of course”

Definitely has spilled his drink on the computer on more than one occasion

Changkyun:

Always taking unauthorized breaks

Transfers annoying callers to the wrong departments purposefully

Always is sarcastic with his annoying callers but they don’t know it

“Let me place you on a brief hold” *has caller on hold for 30 minutes*

Shownu:

..~ Super understanding. A bit concerned for your reasoning but respects your decision. Doesn’t think too much about, feels that your relationship is still solid but just needs a little more time for that big step. May bring it up jokingly in casual conversation or scenarios. “Wow you got a new phone. Kicked the old one to the curb like you did me”

Wonho:

..~ Hurt af. Why don’t you want to move in with him? Do you not love him anymore? Would you hate living with him? Questions like these would race through his mind. He give you a weak smile to show that he’s ok but he’s worried about the future on the inside no matter the reason you gave him. Probably won’t feel better until you actually move in with him however long that takes.

MInhyuk:

..~ “Ooohhh y/n this is gonna be so gre- did you say no?” Throwing question after question at you as to why you won’t move in with him. Won’t drop the subject unless he’s convinced that you still love him and that he didn’t do anything wrong to make you not want to move in with him. Once he’s convinced he’d drop it like he never asked.

Kihyun:

..~ “Oh... ooook”. Confused and visually hurt by your answer. Would also throwing a bunch of questions at you. Would give you a slight attitude for the next few days to show that he was still hurt. Would say things like “you can have my gourmet meals more often if we lived together” and “just imagine all the kisses i can give you if we lived together”.

Hyungwon:

..~ Silence falls between you two after you turn him down. He’s waiting for the punchline. “You’re joking right?” His face is stone cold. He needs to walk away and be alone for a while. You’d have to come back to him later for your reason once he’s cooled down. He’d accept your decision with a heavy heart but knows in due time you’ll be ready to take that step.

Jooheon:

..~ Completely shocked. Did not expect you to say no at all. His smile quickly diminished into a sad puppy dog look. Whiney boy “y/n whyyyy won’t you move in with me! I don’t understand!” Would be upset for weeks even after you give him your reasoning. He would ask you how you are and how you’re feeling about random things more often. Really worried about the relationship for a while but would soon recover.

Changkyun:

Jooheon:

..~ Honey felt his heart drop to his stomach when you tell him some guy asked you out. But his heart went back to its rightful place when you tell him your not into the guy. “You should just be upfront and honest with him. Just tell him no. You want me to tell him? I’ll gladly tell him to back off.” He’d also probably use this time to get a read on your feelings about him, “So if you don’t like him.... who do you like?”

Kihyun:

..~ “Kihyun... what do you do if your feelings for someone has changed?” He’d stop whatever he was doing and look at you curiously. “What do you mean?” “Like you don’t feel the same way anymore, you feel something more.” Omg she’s about to tell me she’s dumping her stupid boyfriend Mark and that she’s in love with me!! Ok calm down. Let her surprise you. “Oh you should definitely tell them. Like right away. Immediately actually.” “You’re so right! I/m going to tell Mark that I’ve fallen in love with him!” “You wha-” But you were already gone leaving him dumbstruck. Well you certainly surprised him. Fuck my life.

Shownu:

..~ Wouldn’t show much emotion in his face but will feel a little sad on the inside when you asked him what should you give your boyfriend for his birthday. He’d honestly try to give you good advice bc he wouldn’t purposely try to sabotage your relationship or anything like that, even though he felt a bit uncomfortable and jealous in this situation. He’d try to be slick and sneak in stuff like “If I was your boyfriend I love anything you gave me”

Minhyuk:

..~ Jumped at the opportunity when you asked him to go shopping with you but instantly regretted it when you said it was for a date. Decided to go anyway bc he wasn’t about to pass up seeing you try on pretty dresses and modeling for him. After seeing you in the perfect dress that went amazingly with your skin tone and brought out your eyes, he’d have a moment. A moment where he almost blurted out his feelings for you but you had already turned back to the fitting rooms. Maybe next time.

Wonho:

..~ A blushing, giggling fool when you asked him to help you write a love poem for class. Was devastated when he realized you had another person in mind while writing it. You’d notice his change in mood but he’d just say it was nothing. He’d reluctantly ask about who you had in mind out of curiosity and was completely relieved when you named a famous movie star. He smile returned and was back to his happy self. I still have chance eeeekk!!

Changkyun:

..~ Almost spits out his drink when you asked him when can you tell if a guy likes you. Where is she going with this? Is this a trap? Did one of the guys rat me out? He’d regain his composure. He’d tell you that the guy would do anything for you, that he’d show how much he cares for you, to always put you first, he’d basically be pouring his heart out to you. A smile would grow on his face when he sees a smile grow on yours. It would instantly drop when you say “I knew Minho liked me! Thanks Changkyun!” and you’d get up and leave. And he’d just sit there, staring into space, with an unreadable look on his face. Wtf.

Hyungwon:

..~ “So.... I like this guy” Hyungwon almost broke his neck turning to you, hearing your words. He’s this, he’s that, he’s amazing, blah blah blah etc etc. Hyungwon barely comprehended your words bc he was too busy in his own head. Is she talking about me? What’s going on? He snapped back to reality when you call his name. “What?” “Hyungwon I said how do I tell a guy that I like him?” He looks deep into your eyes. “Just tell him” he finally says. “But what if he doesn’t like me.” He looks deep into your eyes again. “He will. Trust me.” You smile sweetly and he returns the smile. “Ok! I’ll go tell Yoongi that I like him right now!” *cue record scratch* He watches you bounce out of the room and out of his life forever. Well not really but he’s sulky now. What just happened?

Kihyun:

..~ Pediatrician // Envisioning him with ill babies and kids and helping them feel better just makes my heart explode from the adorableness. “Say AAAHHHHH”. Handing out lollipops. Singing to the kids when giving shots. Has handmade thank you cards & such from his patients all over the walls in his office.

Changkyun:

..~ Psychiatrist // I feel like I could tell him all my problems & he’d listen attentively & open up my mind to so many perspectives & ideas that I’ve never thought of before. Isn’t one of those “looks like our time is up” psychiatrists, goes over time all the time bc he truly wants to help.

Wonho:

..~ Chiropractor // Those are doctors right? Anyway, yes I can see him snapping necks and cracking backs with a smile and asking “do you feel better now”. Loves the human body & loves to help people.

Minhyuk:

..~ Dermatologist // Lead by example. He has great skin. Trust no other dermatologist’s advice. Will wait months for an appointment. He’d have framed pictures of himself all over the office lmao

Jooheon:

..~ OB/GYN // A helper of women. Always listens to his patients and doesn’t try to put science or books over what they are saying. Always booked and busy. Has diagrams of vaginas everywhere.

Shownu:

..~ Anesthesiologists // “Looking after a person’s well being (yeah sounds like him) before, during, and after surgery”. Pays close attention to details and listens to the patient’s concerns. A great caregiver. Trusting him with your life is no problem.

Hyungwon:

..~ Oncologist // Treats cancer patients. Good with communicating and empathizing with his patients. Offers the best treatment options for individuals. Truly cares for his patients. He’s seen a lot. Doesn’t like to sugarcoat.

Shownu:

..~ Stumbles upon it completely by accident. He was looking in the closet for something and knocks down one of your shoe boxes and out rolls the vibrator. Stares at it for a few seconds confused af bc is that a............ dick? It would be one of those flesh colored ones. He bends down to get a closer look bc he’s never seen one before. Wow so this is a real thing. He’d finally let out a chuckle and put it back where he found it. He knows he’s busy a lot so he understands. He’d probably never mention it, maybe if yall being super freaky he might suggest whipping it out which would have you frozen in embarrassment.

Changkyun:

..~ Changkyun was just chilling at the apartment while you went grocery shopping. There’s a knock at the door, he opens it and sees a small package at his feet. He tells you a package has arrived for you and you tell him to open it thinking it was your new curling iron. You were wrong. You completely forgot you ordered a jack rabbit a few nights back after your best friend raved about it. Not sure what it was right off the bat, Changkyun begins to read what was on the box. Let’s just say his pants began to get tighter and tighter. When you arrived home he was laying on the couch with the box on his chest in full view “I think you should break this in now.... so you can write a review of course”

Wonho:

..~ He’s in the linen closet gathering clean sheets while the old ones were getting washed. Pulling a blanket out from the very back of the closet he heard a thud. He looks down to come face to face with a big black cock. Around 12 inches. He screams in disbelief and absolute shock. He’s a stuttering mess he doesn’t know what to do with himself. Leaves it where it is bc he’s not touching that. You get home and see the scene. You walk into the living room where Wonho is, all awkward “Hey babe......” He looks up at you “Y/n! Come here, look at all this stuff” You come over to look at Wonho’s phone and sees he’s on an adult toy site. “Seeing your friend in the closet got me thinking that we should explore our sex life more.” You’re not sure if you should feel excited or scared.

Minhyuk:

..~ Minhyuk got home super late. It was 3am and you were already fast asleep. Exhausted he undresses and climbs in bed next to you. Sleep is imminent in t minus 10 seconds. He slides his hand under your pillow neck to cuddle you but he feels something hard. He grabs it and pulls it out. A bright pink sparkly vibrator. His exhaustion completely leaves his body. He yells in surprise and awe, waking you from your slumber. “Is this why you were in such a deep sleep?!?!?!?! You couldn’t wait for me to get home babe?” he teases you while he pokes you with the vibrator. “Omg how many different speeds does this thing have??”

Jooheon:

..~ Jooheon needed to barrow a pair of your socks since all of his were dirty. Rummaging through your sock drawer to find a black pair he notices something that’s not like the others. A small device the size of a baby carrot with a button at the end. Being a curious cat he presses the button and the small device begins to vibrate. Startled he drops it and it lands on the floor, still vibrating. Vibrating.......? Then it hits him like ton of bricks. His eyes widen and his hands cover his mouth in shocked realization. YOU HAVE A VIBRATOR. A little baby vibrator. He hears your footsteps approaching. Not wanting to embarrass you he picks it up, turns it off, and puts it back in your drawer. You enter the room asking if he found a pair and he mumbles he found a lot more than that. He’d probably bring it up out of the blue bc he would be on his mind nonstop for a while.

Hyungwon:

..~ Coming home from a long day of schedules, Hyungwon greets you then goes straight to the bedroom for a nap. While taking off his shoes he notices some new decor charging on the nightstand. Is it a lamp? Some beauty cosmetic device? He came to the conclusion that it was a light stick from another group. Feeling betrayed he grabs it and heads to the living room were you were watching tv. You see him enter with the device in his hand, making you spit out the water you were drinking. You listen to him be fake upset that you own another group’s light stick and that he felt betrayed. When he was done you calmly told him that he was holding a vibrator. His eyes widen in shock as he inspects the device in his hand. He starts pressing buttons and feels the vibrations making him giggle in disbelief. After a while he just says “wow” and heads back to the bedroom for a nap.

Kihyun: