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yeah sex is great but have you ever been casted in a low budget romantic drama based on a beloved book and your costar who you'll have to portray incredibly intimate fake sex with is hot and lovely and charming and you fall in love with them as a person and you realize they're genuinely your soulmate and you become best friends whilst filming said intimate fake sex and you stay best friends even after filming and then the show airs and gets rave reviews and the internet explodes and the entire world thinks your on screen and irl chemistry is so batshit generationally insane that the explosion implodes to unimaginable proportions and now hollywood royalty is lining up to meet you and you're ordering jimmy fallon onto his knees and you're presenting at the golden globes and walking on runways and donatella versace invited you to her house and zohran mamdani is telling the population of new york to read said beloved book during a historic storm and you and your soulmate become torchbearers for the olympics and you're in the backseat of the getaway car and your hand is in his hair and his hand is on your thigh and