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2/4 of the art courtesy of @nanab1rd1e
Lowkey wanted to show off my Paras(?) vs their official designs (pink haired character belongs to @nanab1rd1e) but one of them is supposed to look uncanny, one of them is supposed to be older than they look and has a bum ass hairstyle, and the other one…I don’t know—something just doesn’t feel right there. I’m lowkey ass when it comes to replicating characters into games like this 🥀
Also I swear to you they look darker in real life, my camera just makes them look lighter 😭
I bought Paralives and I like giving people my opinion when it was never asked for nor needed—so I’m gonna do that
Despite it being early access, I love how in depth the build mode and para maker is. It’s absolutely ludicrous how I can’t make myself as a 4’11 dude in other life sims because I’ve never seen a height slider in a life sim UNTIL NOW. The ability to stretch items out instead of snapping them together and not relying on the grid system to place things down is really nice too—the inclusion of disability aids and menstrual care products is also really nice even if they don’t have any mechanics behind them (for now). The art style is really cute, there are some things about it I’m trying to get used to, but other than that I adore it. I’ve always really liked the 2.5D style
But since it’s in early access there are some things that are missing or leave more to be desired. I’m mainly disappointed about the hairstyle and facial hair options. There aren’t a lot of options for people with curly hair—ESPECIALLY people with curly, short hair. I couldn’t really make a character with an Afro whose hair doesn’t go past his shoulders nor could I really make a character who has 3c or 4a hair that doesn’t go back his shoulders either. The absence of different sideburns, muttonchops, and more vintage facial hair options like a walrus mustache were deafening—BUT AGAIN, ITS STILL IN EARLY ACCESS AND CAN ADD ANYTHING AT ANY TIME IN THE FUTURE
I was kind of disappointed about not being able to make my character bind (as far as I know), make them use canes to get around, make them nonverbal, give them a lazy eye, ETC—I at least know the devs are planning on making mobility aids useable so I’m pretty excited for that
But even for all that’s missing in the game, shits still WAY better than the Sims on launch or, god forbid, Inzoi (sorry for the stray). I’d rather play Paralives than a fully modded sims with every pack downloaded. I feel like that guy who hasn’t seen the Knicks win a championship since he was five seeing Paralives do what Sims wouldn’t and more. I truly have so much hope for Paralives to grow into something amazing since it’s already off to a good start, especially for the leaps and bounds it’s made past a multi-billion dollar company as an indie company
didja miss them?
Every time I see someone tag their ship between two men under 50 as old man yaoi I close my eyes and imagine that attack drones swarm their house and just shove pictures of geriatric men making out sloppy style and they get so scared they have a heart attack and die

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What if I’m the mew Punch Out game you got a new camera angel whenere averyfimd the opponent fell you could shift your camera down go the mat and start beating the shit out of them on the mat. And there was firey microsoft word art that says “Beat the shit out of them” and it fot really scary
I’m in the club so nothing that I get paranoid and think my stomach growling is a beautiful woman calling my name !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fucking mallets
hi tumblr can we make this a thing so i can sent them to my friend
Please god this would be so fucking funny
This is how it feels to code on Toyhouse

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now yall mockin' and makin fun o me for no fuckin reason??
Ouuu
i don't wanna be problematic over an opinion that shouldn't be taken seriouslyy...
Mind you, you’re being dogged on for being disrespectful at the Holocaust museum and then sympathy baiting when you were called out. You can’t even take shit seriously for five seconds when you attach reaction images to everything too
Even IF your teacher said you could have your phone out to take pictures, you still fucked around on Discord in a PUNCH OUT SERVER
What also isn’t pictured here is you calling the Holocaust museum boring like a museum about a mass genocide should be entertaining??
You CANNOT sit here and say “I’m being called problematic over an opinion that shouldn’t be taken seriously” is stupid as shit when it comes to an event that took the lives of about 11 million people
Get off the damn internet if you can’t go to a museum about people dying in the most terrifying ways possible without live posting on Discord
Also the entire reason so many people were dragging you a second time is because you decided to COME BACK INTO A SERVER AFTER ALREADY HAVING BEEN CALLED OUT AND ANNOUNCE YOUR LEAVE
You keep sympathy baiting instead of actually acknowledging that you fucked up and apologizing
Shit ass old man yaoi that took me like eight hours since it was originally traditional art vs their shit ass daughter who only took me like 30 minutes
little burving animation ... RUN IT UPPP
Same event that claims to be beginner friendly referring to techniques used in PROFESSIONAL settings as crutches and making it against the rules you cannot make this shit up
My mom could beat up all your guys’ moms because she’s so cool and awesome and smart. No one does it better than my sick ass mama

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This is how it feels to selfship with like two people’s ocs and have them be your MAIN f/os and really want to talk about them under selfship posts but you’re lowkey scared of nobody gaf because everyone else has most mainstream f/os
My awful husbands. My awful husbands who fucking suck
(Credits to @kee--moo and @phibes-art respectively—GO READ ENDLESS CYCLES NOWWWWW. AND WORLDEST WAR WHEN IT COMES OUT)
I completely forgot I named myself after Norman Osborn and decided to rewatch the first Sam Raimi Spider-Man 🥀 embarrassing as fuck because I was looking around like the movie was talking to me personally