Tinkerbird

eleventh plague. emails. 

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

as per my last plague,

@milkygastrobones

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

Rainbow Fish deserves to kill some motherfuckers.

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

Long man has preferences

Wishing everyone have a mackerel day today!