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BIG BOYS

ITTY BITTY BOYS

MISSISSIPPI BOYS, INNER CITY BOYS

I LIKE THE PRETTY BOYS WITH THE BOW TIE

GET YOUR NAILS DID, LET IT BLOW DRY

I LIKE A BIG BEARD, I LIKE A CLEAN FACE

I DON’T DISCRIMINATE

COME & GET A TASTE

FROM THE PLAYBOYS TO THE GAY BOYS

GO & SLAY BOYS

Sakuya:

-He's that kid in your university classes that always tries to correct the teacher. He's always wrong though, so everyone just thinks he's a dumbass. (He is.)

-He takes you on dates to the food court. He'll always buy the cheapest option, no matter how much you protest. You have to pay for yourself if you want something nicer. (You've accepted your fate, and just offer to pay for the cheap food every once in a while. No need to fuss.)

-He refuses to give any sort of affection out in public, but he's not opposed to falling asleep with his head on your chest the moment the two of you are alone. He likes holding hands too. It makes him feel secure without all the fuss of mushy words.

-He wakes up early every morning to go for a long distance run. It takes him about two hours to complete his complex, winding route. When he returns home, he doesn't look tired at all. (But, you tried it once and barely made it home. You gained a new respect for him after that. He has the endurance of a god.)

-He sleeps very little, but he's resigned himself to stay in bed for much longer. He doesn't like to wake you up, since you look so soft and precious when you're sleeping in his arms. Sometimes he whispers the secrets of his love while stroking your hair, wishing that he had the courage to say it to you while you were awake.

Sasuke:

-He spends a lot of time working. It's a physically intensive job, so he always comes home rather weary, but satisfied with himself all the same. He is always thankful for the massages you give him. They're the best.

-He loves cuddling you all throughout the night. His strong arms and toned chest radiate a comforting warmth that seem to continue to draw you closer to the man you love. He makes sure to give you some extra tight squeezes, so that he can hear your precious laugh.

-He always insists that you shower together. It "saves water." And, also allows him to run his hands all over your body while kissing you deeply. It almost always escalates into something more intimate.

-He loves brushing your hair. His big hands are so gentle as he works out all of the tangles. He takes his time, making sure that your hair is soft and shiny before deftly braiding it.

-Sometimes, while he's at work, he'll send you little text messages about how much he misses you and how he can't wait to see you. It always makes you smile real big as you send him a sweet message back.

Masanari:

-He never leaves the house except to work and buy necessities, so you often have to go seek him out yourself. (He's already given you a copy of his apartment key. He really wants you to visit often, but he'll never admit it.)

-But, when he does go outside for leisure, it's to take you out on a date. He enjoys going to a park, river, or anywhere else that's quiet and not super crowded. He enjoys sitting in silence with your hand in his own. To him, there's nothing better.

-He peppers kisses across your collarbone to wake you up. It always happens before the sun has even started to come up, and it sometimes leaves you to wonder whether it's just the middle of the night. But, it's really just right before the sun rises, so you can't complain about it too much. The two of you spend the early morning lost in gentle, pleasurable activities.

-He takes really good care of his hair and insists that you do the same. The two of you spend a lot of time in the bath, taking care of each other. There's no shame anymore, just affection and contentment. Masanari will sometimes ask for a massage; a request that you always oblige.

-He cannot taste anything, but he still enjoys your cooking. He kept his inability to taste a secret for a long time, always complementing you on the exquisite dishes you made for him. Even though you've figured him out, he still enjoys the cute little blush that rises to your cheeks

Genya:

-He's absolutely and completely lazy. He's that guy who takes up the entire couch in the student lounge with no remorse or shame. You keep watch on him while working at one of the tables, but you're just waiting for the day when someone gets fed up with him and pushes him off. (It will be hilarious.)

-Dates with him consist of the two of you getting take out and then falling asleep. It's his favorite hobby and pastime.

-He doesn't understand the concept of stress, but he's always there for you when you need him. He'll listen to what you have to say, and give you physical and emotional comfort as needed.

-Before he takes any sort of test, he seeks you out and steals a nice, long hug. He says you're his good luck charm. (He always does good on his tests despite the fact that he has never studied in his life.)

-He's very strong, but you've never seen him train. Turns out he usually sneaks off to the gym in the middle of the night when he feels like training. He smuggled a key off one of the gym managers without their noticing. His workout is intensive and always leaves him aching and nearly dripping with sweat. He always makes sure to take a quick shower before coming to see you, so that you don't notice how hard he was working. (He's gotta keep up the lazy man facade.)

Kyoichiro:

-He's extremely intelligent, and always makes sure that you know it. It is his firm belief that he is a capable lover, and he must know that you agree. He gets a little stressed out over it sometimes, but it all works out in the end. (You've accepted him, so you just gotta reassure him until he accepts himself.)

-He doesn't understand the concept of a date. He just thinks it easier to spend time in leisure, since the two of you are often busy with work. He'd rather have a nice meal and talk about interesting things than waste time in a crowded place.

-He likes to go shopping with you. He knows all the best hidden little spots in town. Your shared apartment is covered with precious little knick-knacks, each one holding a special memory of the days you spent together.

-The two of you also spend a lot of time riding bikes together. There's no particular path you like to follow, as he is always managing to find new places for the two of you to visit. It's always very fun.

-He has a large scrapbook where he keeps all the photos that you've taken together. It's also filled with dried flowers and anything else that reminds him of you. He likes to keep it to himself, but he's slowly opening up and letting you enjoy it too

Hotaru:

-Even though he's an adult, he's still painfully shy. He can't call or email people. He can't order food or survive long lines. He's a real mess, but he's working on it. Your support is a big help to him. He constantly wants to thank you for helping him out and being there for him, but he figured that'd be annoying, so he expresses it with affection instead.

-He loves reading. And, he loves to do it with you. He especially loves dramatic fantasy tales that show him new and interesting worlds. His preferred way of spending time with you is cuddling up on the couch with some freshly brewed coffee and some interesting books.

-He's very innocent, so sometimes he does things that mean something differently from what you'd expect it to. Heated kisses will often turn into bright smiles and an invitation to go play in the garden.

-He takes you to the lake nearly every night to watch the fireflies glide back and forth in a beautiful, silent harmony. He often recites some poetry that he's remembered. His voice is soft and steady, the poetry falling off his lips just as it should. Sometimes, if he holds his finger out long enough, a firefly will come rest on it, lighting up a little coded message in a lost language. Hotaru seems to understand it nonetheless, wishing the little firefly a happy life as it flies away.

Toshiie:

-He's known you since you were little, so he touches you a lot without even realizing it. He loves holding hands, spontaneous hugs, forehead kisses, and anything else that lets him feel your presence!

-When he's had a bad day, he just sits behind you and buries his face into your back. You softly stroke the large, strong arms wrapped around your waist as you wait for him to calm down. He really likes it when you hum random lullabies and songs to him, it helps him push the bad thoughts out of his mind.

-He loves taking you out to eat! He's a rough, but sociable person, so he's always making friends in the most unexpected places. And, as a result, he's always figuring out new places for the two of you to visit! (He really appreciates you going with him, because he'd be too awkward to go on his own.)

-The two of you frequently argue about how many blankets to sleep with. You like to be piled under a bunch of blankets, while he likes just a thin blanket over him. The two of you somehow resolved it by sleeping naked under two blankets. (The best of both worlds, I guess? The two of you end up acting all awkward and shy when you wake up in the morning. It's very precious.)

-He keeps every letter you've ever written for him. He keeps them all in a big wooden chest with a lock on it, so that you can't throw any of them away. (You've tried, multiple times.)

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Hideyoshi:

-He's so focused on making you laugh and smile that he sometimes forgets about himself. For example, when the two of you are apart, he'll sometimes forget to eat because he's so busy making sure you're alright (and that you won't forget about him).

-He really enjoys organizing things. It doesn't matter what it is, it could be pens, old papers, bills, or the linen closet. It helps him sort out his jumbled thoughts, and he's helping you keep the house clean at the same time. A double win! (He even tried to organize your undergarment drawer, until you pushed him out of the room.)

-He has a great time cooking with you! He's always going to libraries and bookstores in search of new foods to try. He's that guy at a restaurant who tries to ask the manager what their recipe is. And, the waiter has to smile back awkwardly, with a face that says: "that's a trade secret, sir."

-He has to wear reading glasses while he does research for work. He doesn't wear them for long, but he looks mighty charming with his thin, wire-framed glasses. They're round and they absolutely make him look like a dork, but, like, the most precious dork.

-He keeps a big change jar in the kitchen. He puts all the spare change and cash he can spare into it. He says he's saving for your wedding, but both of you know you'll probably spend it on a vacation or something. (Because the two of you lust for freedom and adventure, and a stuffy ceremony confirming the love you've already confirmed with each other doesn't offer that.)

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Ieyasu:

-A top-class, first-rate snob. He wears khaki pants that are perfectly pressed with a button up shirt and a sweater vest. You can't even tell him he looks like an old man bc he rocks it. He wouldn't look right in anything else. (Plus, he carries a briefcase and takes himself too seriously. It's fantastic.)

-He's totally rich and beyond spoiled. The first time he asked you out, you denied. He was so offended that he tried to get you expelled from the university. He almost managed to do it. Until you went on a date with him, that is.

-He grows herbs in his dorm. He has to rush to hide them every time the university officials come to inspect their rooms. He makes salves and all other sorts of concoctions and sells them to the students. (Some of the teachers are even his regular customers. He's making a lot of money this way.)

-He refuses to touch you in public. As soon as the two of you are alone, however, he won't let you go unless you absolutely beg. He's a weak boy and is always cold, so he uses that as his excuse to touch you. Since you're so warm, you should share it, after all. (Don't be selfish, he says!!!)

-His got a rough way of speaking most of the time. But, if you can catch him when he's sleepy enough, he'll tell you all about how he fell in love with you and how he's so happy to be with you.

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Mitsunari:

-He's that guy who chooses to wear a full suit to class every time. (Because!! Appearances!!! Matter!!!! Miscreant!!!!!) He makes fun of you for not dressing formally. He even offers to help you choose outfits if that's what your problem is. (This is his way of asking you on a date.)

-He only eats the vegetables in the school cafeteria. He refuses to eat anything else—except for the sweets you make for him on occasion.

-You're not allowed in his dorm. He is a good, upstanding student and that would tarnish his reputation. (He just knows he wouldn't be able to stop himself from kissing you.)

-He takes you on dates to the library. That's it. You've resigned to your fate and eventually started to enjoy it. You've learned a lot! Plus, he'll answer any questions you have (rudely, but he'll answer) and help you pick out a book that interests you! (Cue: Mistunari pushing you against the bookshelf and giving you a quick kiss before running off)

-He has a super old car that he drives back and forth to the bookstore. You are the one and the ONLY person allowed to ride with him besides Hideyoshi. Anyone else is getting their feet run over.

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Kenshin:

-He was never taught how to organize. As a result, his entire life is a complete mess. He really enjoys learning. So if you're willing to teach him, he's willing to learn!

-He has an intense beauty routine. The two of you have tons of products that you experiment with on the daily. You both have god-like skin as a result. (Pair this with Kenshin's amazing sense of style, and you to are an absolute power couple!)

-He loves sleeping all day with you! He nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck and peppers kisses there. You can tell how happy he is by how tightly he holds you. There's also nothing better than the way he whispers "I love you" again and again while kissing you. (An absolute soft boy. He's so in love with you and it shows.)

-His favorite dates are calm ones. Picnics, days on the beach, walking around the park, going to museums, and anything like that. He's too old to feel thrill from risky, athletic activities. Plus, he knows you don't like that kind of thing, so he abstains from it completely. (He's the picture of grace and beauty.)

-He is really good at knitting, and he's adamant that you need to learn. You caught on quickly, and now the two of you have already knitted enough to supply too much of it to all family, friends, and acquaintances. But, it just keeps piling up, so you are looking for something to do with it.

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Shingen:

-He's in such good shape that he's intimidating. The two of you live up high in the mountains (because the clean air is good for Shingen's lungs). Every morning he goes for a long run and returns with handfuls of firewood. There's nothing like seeing him return, shirtless and glistening with sweat.

-He's not good at expressing himself, so he loves to have sex with you to show you how powerful his feelings are for you (Be assured, they are powerful. And your hips will feel it long into the morning.

-He loves it when you kiss him good morning! You gently brush the hair out of his eyes and softly cup his cheek before gently pressing your lips against his own. There's no greater joy for him than to be able to throw his arm around you, pull you closer, and smile into that kiss. It makes his heart swell with warmth.

-He reads so much that there's a dedicated room for all his books. There's a large bay window that he sits at and it offers a commanding view of the mountains and the small specks of cities far below. When he reads, he lets his hair down and puts on his thick-lensed glasses. Sometimes, you'll come to bush his hair, enjoying the deep hums that spill from his throat. (What tiger doesn't purr when it's brushed?)

a) SLBP

Katakura Kojuro

Kojuro would love to have such a beautiful person at his side.He would be very glad that the two of you share the same hobbies, such as reading and sport. 

His poems would be one of the things he would show you happily since you are someone who can make sense of it. He can’t really show them to anyone else because Shigezane seems more interested in Lover’s Guides and Masamune doesn’t care either. So you would be actually the only one who could give him feedback.

Furthermore, he would love to train with you and admire your capabilities.

Just like you, he values friendship, as you can see on his relationship with Masamune and Shigezane. Therefore he would love that you share that sentiment, too. He would appreciate your kindness and find it adorable, when you are being sassy. Also he would find it important that you don’t let yourself be put down.

Kojuro would chuckle, whenever you are moved to tears by romantic stories and you would always be astonished how he can just sit there and watch you, withouth shedding a single tear himself.

b) BMPP

I was thinking of Edward Levaincois and Wilfred Spencer and chose

Wilfred Spencer

Reading might be something Wilfred enjoys, especially when you are with him, however he would prefer watching movies together.

The reason behind it would be that he can cuddle with you and watch you getting emotional, which would lead to even more cuddling. He would always let you be the one who choses which film to watch because he would be sure to have fun. Either he would laugh about a funny movie, or he would enjoy himself teasing and comforting you at the same time.

Wilfred would cherish that you like sport and enjoy doing it together. He would really like watching you while you are exercising and wouldn’t mind telling you so. If he earns a sassy answer, he would just chuckle and tease you even more.

As a Prince, he hasn’t many friends, but those he considers his friends have a special place in his heart. He would love that you can teach him aspects of those relationships and would be happy to have you at his side.

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Topic: How To Make A Woman Fall In Love With You

Lecturer: Toyotomi Hideyoshi

So i decided to make this a story! It turned out to be a kinda sad one.. But enjoy! This is actually my first attemp to write something like this so….. anyway!

You were living in Hideyoshi’s castle for a while now, since you get together. You were deeply in love with each other for a year now. One night , you were together to the garden taking a walk as you usually do after dinner. The moonlight make him appear even more beautiful to you, you could stare at him for ever like this.

“Hfu, what is it?” he said to you when he caught you staring at him. You blushed and looked at the moon. “Look how beautiful the moon is tonight” you calmly replied.

“I do..” He said , staring at you with a smile.. You know that he was talking about you which made your face turn to a deeper shade of red but you keep staring at the moon as if nothing happened.

He was the first to break the silence. “(Y/N)… there is something that I want to tell you for a while now..”  You could hear the anxiety in his voice. “What is it ?” You replied.

“ You see , we are together for a year now, aand… I was thinking that I want to make it official..”

There was a pause in his words.He came in front of you and stare into your eyes.

“(Y/N)… Will you marry me?” Those words made you so happy! You didnt even have to reply.

You hugged him tighly , some tears were running down your face.., your voice was trembling..

“Of course I do!” And with that he pull you into a deep kiss, making you loved him more and more.

~Time skip~

The wedding day had arrived. Hideyoshi was waiting you to the castle’s entrance to go the shrine that was a little bit outside of the castle area. With him there was a friend of his and this retrainer , Lord Yukimura and Saizo. When you meet with them , you started yourr journey to the shrine, you didnt know where exatcly it was, but you were so excited to go there, you are going to get married after all!

You were half way there when you heart voiced from the outside of your carriage, “What is going on?” said Hideyoshi. Then Lord Yukimura burst inside “ It’s the Date clan!” , “What?! (Y/N) stay here, Yukimura you take care of her i’m going out!” “Hideyoshi ,wait.!! “ You said but he was already gone. No this is not right, despite Yukimura’s attemps to stop you, you went to find Hideyoshi.

“Oh… isnt this a nice view” you heard a voice behind you, it was Date Masamune…

“Stay away from her!!!” Hideyoshi actually screamed.

“Dont you think you are taking it a little bit to far, Lord Hideyoshi?”  A tall man said..

“Kojuro…” Hideyoshi’s eyes were filled with range, he pulled you behind him , “(Y/N) stay back..”

You were scared , and your fear grow bigger when you saw Hideyoshi lifting his katana to the samurais. There were two of them and he was all alone , while Lord Yukimura and Saizo were dealing with some other soldiers .

“Kojuro…” Lord Masamune said. “ Yes milord” Kojuro replied after lifting his katana to Hideyoshi.

This is bad….  Hideyoshi and the man called Kojuro start fighting, you sit there feeling useless because you couldnt to anything..

“Kojuro , what is taking you so long…” Lord Masamune said “Take the girl” he continued and revealed his sword, “Yes milord” Kojuro said.

“(Y/N) stay bac~..!” Before Hideyoshi had finished his sentence , Lord Masamune had already attacked, leaving him lifeless fall down.

“Hideyoshi!!!!!!” You screamed, “Let’s go” Kojuro said, dragging you into the forest, away from your dead almost husband scene. “Let me go!” You said , but when you looked again at him you only saw sadness in his eyes… “Do you really dont remember me at all….?”  he said..

“Wha..? Oh!” You were in shock , Kojuro was your first boyfriend you ever had… Tears came down your face.. “Why?! Why did you kill him?! Why Kojuro?! From all the peole why you?!” you said while crying..

“Oh my , isnt this a horrible site…” Saizo appeared “I’m taking her Kojuro, I dont think that would be a problem for you”

Kojuro said nothing and let you.. “Please Kirigakure, take care of her”

“I only take orders from Yukimura “ he said and vanished with you inside the forest.

“Where is Hideyoshi?!” You said , Saizo didnt replied.

“Tell me Saizo!!!” You demand, Saizo looked at you and sighed

“Shouldnt we leave this conversation for later dear…?” he said.

“Then at least tell me where are you taking me!”

“I’m only taking you to Yukimura , he is the one that was meant to protect you”

You stayed silent .. “Hey , take some care of yourself, dont let all these guys touch you whenever they want, got it little miss?”

“Huh..?” , “Oh here you are my dear” Saizo said when he saw Yukimura covered in blood from the fight. “(Y/N)…. i’m sorry….” Yukimura said looking at his feet..

You couldnt take it any longer…. “Lord Yukimura, can you please take me to my family,, I cant stand this any more..” you said..

“Sure…” He replied.

~Time skip~

Two years have passed after your ruinned wedding, you were getting better though. Working at the restaurant always made you feel better…

You met new people everyday and making friends again.. and not only friends..

A man called Nobunaga made you happy again, and you always had a great time together.