This is probably a mistake

genuinely every third minute it's like "argentine player slide tackles spanish player while using both hands as claws to pull down his underwear and twist his balls: a legal tackle"

spain came to play figure skating. argentina came to wwe.

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.

being a sports fan will have you saying shit like 'oh boy i hope my favorite millionaire's business negotiations go well today!'

I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.

The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage” 

Lads, it's hot.

chebra, karšta.

Jungs, es is heiß.

Chábři, je vedro.

Gasten, het is warm

ρε μαλάκες, έχει ζέστη

Jongens, het is heet.

Lüüt, es isch heiss.

EKY NO god im so sad