NO PANTS ALLOWED

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

ah yes, the four main characters of homestuck:

I know we joke, but I kind of love the setup for the latest arcs in the Pokémon anime. Like, yeah, it’s low-effort, but that’s kind of the point: everybody knows the cartoon is gonna be about Ash day-tripping through the plots of the various games, and there’s no point pretending otherwise, so how can we send Ash to Pokémon Hawai’i for the least possible amount of effort? “Oh, Ash’s mom’s Mr. Mime won a vacation package in a prize drawing at the mall” – it’s so hilariously perfunctory it’s basically winking at the audience.

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)