Tired Momma

For those who dream of being parents one day, just know a day will come that your little darling spawn will have meltdowns because there were no chicken nuggets in the happy meal and they will poop in your tub.

Does anyone else get so overwhelmed by just everything when you are left alone with your thoughts at the grocery store, that you're now the weird lady in aisle 3 crying?!

I have two kids that fight constantly for all of my attention at all times, each. It's fucking exhausting. Doing things all together, or giving them their individual time with just me, either way it feels like I'm a failure because neither are fully happy in the moment.

I want to wear red lipstick during the day and have no one question why I chose such a "daring" colour. I can't help that red looks best on me. If mauve or coral looked good, I would wear those, but they don't! I can't fucking help that.

Does anyone else sit in their car alone in parking lots, just to get some quiet??