What Is Even Going On?!

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

I never fucking get tired of this post.

Merry Christmas.

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the coolest fucking wizard ive ever seen

HIM

VD: A video of a man with a long beard and sunglasses jumping, spliced together to look like he is hovering and dancing in the air. The background music is “Jump Around” by House of Pain. End VD

Had to watch it to the end, kind of cool

this mfer is frolicking + playing + having fun

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time