it’s always summer v winter bitches fighting for their life, where are the spring/autumn girlies, the moderate temperatures crowd, the transition period aficionados, the ‘sun is shining but the wind’s cold’ connoisseurs, the ‘decay and rebirth of nature’ devotees

“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)

The war crimes are fictional but my annoyance is real.

i still don’t find channing tatum attractive but i appreciate his role in the world as a chaotic good jock

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

i giggle and blush and twirl my hair whenever i see mutuals in my notifs btw

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

studio ghibli movies make everything look pleasing. the food, the water droplets, the grass, going outside, doing chores… can i just jump in ghibli movies and live in them please

just wanted to remind you all that yes, fred weasley still, in fact, owns my ass

[shouting from a distance] fred weasley still owns my ass!

This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.

As one friend said when I felt I was reusing a theme too much, nobody ever says, Did Agatha Christie write about murder again?

I actually laughed out loud at the last one. A very good point.

“I love this, I hope there isn’t anything else out there like it!” Said no one ever

Everyone loved Goosebumps no matter how many times R.L. Stine used the same formula. If that’s what you’re good at then that’s your specialty, not your weakness!