all the fucking foxes kept me awake last night

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

What if you were asked a loaded question about your opinions on any sort of gender thing, and you dismissed the whole subject by going "oh, I'm not religious" and not elaborate on that.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time