get hype

please, call me smitty mr. werbenjagermanjensen was my father

Why do you do this to yourself I mean honestly

he was number one

What do you think the neighbouring countries think of Hyrule? Like aha damn girl, you’re stuck in an eternal fight of good and evil? Can we export you potatoes at least?

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

the party dont start till I walk out

where would i be, as a person and in society, without rice

how insidious to make young girls buy hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, to force them to read up on its theory, to make them practice it for hours in order to escape mockery, to make them feel safe only when performing this hyper femininity, and then to even have the audacity to package it in feminist language so that they firmly believe it sets them free.

who called you out on your sloppy wings

I know you probably think you’re really witty, but I just want you to know that you, and all the other people who made that joke, prove my point exactly.

Who is she