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“For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
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Théoden King
“For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien

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Why Laura chose Daniel over Fisher I will never understand.
All these years later and I'm still not over it
Watching Lark Rise to Candleford as a young girl, Fisher Bloom was one of the first men to break my young heart
POV: you are some poor, random human shopkeeper trying to survive in late first-age Beleriand. An eight foot tall ef with a face that is 70% scar tissue and 30% murderous intent just walked in. He is followed by two small children. He comes up to your counter and asks you how much human children need to eat.
The small children are definitely not human.
i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
Gandalf got hobbits coming out his ears
imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

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The Last Marauder
So this is a epilogue to a story I wrote years ago and I just found it, read it, remembered, cried for a bit and have decided to post as a Remus drabble with a splash of blackinnon and hints of Remus/Dorcas. WARNING; I cried, you are welcome to. Ughhhhh so much angst........
Glass crunched under his feet as Remus stepped over the broken threshold of the Potter’s home in Godric’s Hollow. Gazing around at the relatively normal looking hallway; the door open looking into the living room that was untouched as far as Remus could make out. It was the upper floor that had seen the most damage – the wall had basically been blown off and the door broken in by force. Remus closed his eyes and tried to imagine that it had never happened. Right about now, James would have heard him in the hallway and come running down the stairs, a wide grin on his face. Lily would emerge from the kitchen, holding Harry in her arms and he’d bend down and peck her cheek before ruffling Harry’s hair. James would then engulf him in a strong hug, pleased that he’d popped over to see them.
The chilly breeze from outside ruffled Remus’s hair and chased away that fantasy to be replaced with the cruel reality. He had lowered Lily and James into the ground not two hours previously. He hadn’t had enough courage to come back to the house since their deaths but after he’d left the funeral, he’d wondered along the street rather than apparating straight home. Something had been drawing him in and before he’d even consciously realised it, he was standing in the doorway.
The funeral had been a busy affair, with many witches and wizards coming to pay their respects to Lily and James Potter. Everyone had been there; the remaining members of the Order, many of their old professors and colleges and many people that Remus recognised from school. Everyone except the people that mattered the most. Not a day went past when he didn’t think of Dorcas – he missed her still, and Marlene…one after another he’d put all of the people he cared most about into the ground and watched as the remaining ones changed before his eyes. Sirius had become withdrawn and bitter since Marlene’s death, four months ago – by the time it was revealed that Sirius had betrayed them all, it came as little surprise. Remus was just thankful that Marlene hadn’t been around to see it. Alice and Frank were gone as well, not in body but in mind. He’d gone to see them the day before and they hadn’t recognised him. That had hurt just as much as this. And Peter… Remus still couldn’t get his head around that. Somehow, he’d managed to lose everyone he’d ever loved in the past six months and it hurt so much he could barely breathe.
Making his way up the stairs, Remus shivered as he rounded the corner and came into the nursery. It was obvious that this was the place where it had all ended; the whole wall had been blown out – presumably from when the curse had backfired – and the ground was covered in books and papers and rubble. Crouching, Remus picked up a bunch of paper that had been lying next to the cot. He sifted through them, not thinking he’d find much but desperately searching for some reminder of Lily and James’s lives. By the time he’d gotten to the bottom of the pile, he’d already turned towards another part of the room in his search but something caught his eye. The last bit of paper in his hand was an opened envelope with Lily’s name written across it in the curvy handwriting that Remus instantly recognised as Marlene’s. He dropped all the other pieces to the ground and flipped the envelope open, pulling out a sheet of parchment. Taking a deep breath, he opened it and scanned the words.
‘Lily,
It’s been a while and I’m sorry for not coming to see you but things have been so hectic. I wish I could come round. I need my best friend so much right now and now that Dorcas isn’t here anymore, I only have you left. This situation I’ve found myself in is both wonderful and terrifying at the same time – I know you of all people would understand. Unfortunately for me, I don’t have a James to help and as much as I love Sirius, he’s becoming so distant with me and I can’t tell him just yet; I don’t know he would be able to handle the idea of a baby and I can’t lose him, not when everyone is in such danger.
I’ll try and make it to yours as soon as I can but I need to go and visit my family first and tell them. I don’t know how they’ll react to news that I’m pregnant but I guess I’ll just have to take my chances. Thank you for keeping this a secret – I know I should tell Sirius but I can never seem to find the right moment and we all know that James could never keep it from him. I promise I’ll tell him when I get back…I promise….’
The letter went on about more things but Remus couldn’t read the words. Shock and sadness where prominent in the forefront of his mind as he processed the information. He knew that Marlene had gone to visit her family the night she died but he had no idea that it had been to tell them that she was carrying Sirius’s child. This new knowledge rendered Remus completely immobile for a moment. His thoughts then strayed to Sirius, locked up in a cell in Azkaban. He had been trying not to think of his friend over the past couple of days but he thought of him now. He wondered if Sirius knew – judging by the letter he didn’t, but Lily might have said something to him after she’d died. For a moment, he wondered whether he should go and tell his old friend but the thought was squashed almost instantly. Sirius didn’t deserve a visit from him, Remus would be happy to let him rot in Azkaban and never see him again. Tears of remorse were sliding down his face before he’d realised that they were there and he slid down the wall, clutching Marlene’s letter in his hand. The war was won, but it had come as too high a price for Remus.
They’d all gone beyond his reach and he was left here. Remus sat in the ruined house of his best friends and knew that he’d never felt so alone.
It had begun with the nine of them; there had been James and Sirius, Remus and Peter. There had been Mary and Alice, Lily, Marlene and Dorcas. They had all been so young, feeling like they could take on the world. Now there was only one, and Remus Lupin sat slumped against the wall and cried for everyone he had lost.
things about middle-earth that sound fake to people who haven't read the silmarillion
the earth was flat until some people pissed off god enough that he punched it round
the sun and moon used to be trees, but a big spider ate them
elves even being in middle-earth can be traced back to one (1) dude hating that people mispronounced his mom's name
sauron is a werewolf
elrond's biological parents are a star and a bird now
there's a sexy vampire lady
fighting a balrog barehanded is so cool it'll get you reincarnated right away even if there isn't a current big crisis going on (sorry gandalf, glorfindel just did it better)
satan got banned from heaven for playing his own music too loud
if you were intense enough in life, when you die, you might literally explode
sharing this here as well because they are perfect. and i really couldn’t get suki as marlene out of my head lol
Absolutely love this need more lily-marlene edits
CHAPTER 5 IS OUT NOW

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i promised @molteasee a blackinnon edit with “all i need”, so…
This is all I needed (pun intended)
i would sell my soul for blackinnon to be popular again
i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.
Hahahahha this is a perfect headcanon. The only one who knows is Hagrid who is basically employed to check on it daily
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69733691/chapters/180937656
YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
James returned his attention to Sirius as the Best Man cleared his throat loudly. “Right, now that we’re all here, I’d like to propose a toast!” there was a silence where no one moved. James frowned and looked around as Sirius hissed, “Pete, why hasn’t anyone got drinks? That was your one job!”
James laughed as Peter scrambled to his feet and pulled out a pack of beers. “Shit, sorry Pads!”
Once everyone in the room was holding a tin can of beer, Sirius started again. “A toast!” He called. “Raise your cans of the cheapest beer I could find, and take a moment to appreciate this fine specimen of a man, who in five days’ time will marry the only girl he’s ever even had a crush on, proving to all us cynics that true love might just exist!” Sirius raised his can and everyone else in the room did as well. “To James Potter!”
Could someone make me an blackinnon edit to the track All I Need by Radiohead
THERE'S ONE ON YOUTUBE I USED TO WATCH RELIGIOUSLY IN 2022!!! https://youtu.be/htz7HY5BE48?si=QltUv9re_jrxFI01
Has my fave fancast Alicia and everything
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The summer I turned pretty season 3 aka the summer that conrad is tortured on several fronts.