pink snow

david bowie on valentine’s day

i love this post bc people always tag someone else and that other person is always like “shut up i hate you”

@talizorah

@clover-guy you

im like 2% cute and 98% single

Can you be 100% mine?

no

I have such conflicting emotions like I am impressed to the verge of tears and yet that saddens me because this should be the damn default like wtf

the difference in their pictures is what’s making me feel, they used the cops mug shot and Mr. Scott’s service photo this is a dream

^^^^^^^^^ didn’t even think of that. crazy how something so small can make such a huge impact

the one thing i didn’t get about scooby doo is how there was an entire line of pet treats that were exclusively marketed to one dog and his owner who ate dog treats too for some reason

hey nonbinary parents u kno how there’s shortened terms for mother and father but no good shortened terms for parent?? well i have the solution for you!!! instead of “parent” u can call urself “guardian” which can be shortened to “guard” and then when ur kid says things like “sorry i can’t go my guard says no” they sound rich and mysteriously important and u dont get misgendered and everyone wins

Additionally, when your kid has a bad influence trying to get them to do something they know you would be against they could say “Sorry, I don’t want to let my guard down” which is both mysterious AND a pun