a cat on the world wide web

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

come find out

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

Me as an owl

This isn’t just tigers obviously but I think it’s amazing how even though they aren’t the same species they recognise each other as a part of the cat family and play as they would with their own kin! So cute

Solidarity

“Is this loss” vs “I’m fcukibng shakinbg where the fuck is he”

They are dating

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

It’s ok, you can say Deadpool 2

this is fucking hysterical

…wheat thick…aglet…

I don’t name my animals like a coward

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface