Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

who else is feeling terrible due to choices they’ve made in life

ocean.com/fish

ocean.com/fish/careers

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

a problem I keep running into with dating is I can't sleep with women who go to bed raw. no blankie or extra hug pillows or white noise or sleepytime tea with warm milk or nightlights or a bedtime story podcast or a weighed blanket. sometimes not even cozy pajamas. Just right into bed ass naked. and then they get mad because I'm still wide awake fighting for my life.