Baked & Popped

How many times did she twist around for her back to look like that

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

no you were right I wasn’t ready for that

I like having deep conversations about trivial things, but I also have the attention span of a squirrel that’s just had two espressos and no sleep—and that habit either gives me incredible insight into the person I’m talking to, or I just zone out.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich