Oven Baked To Prefection

was eating a drumstick (that I was so excited about that I did a little dance on my way to the kitchen mind you) and as soon as I opened it the bottom cracked and a piece fell off and left a huge hole so I panicked and started gnawing into the top so I could make quick work of it bc I really did not want ice cream dripping onto my bed so eventually in my panic I just went for the bottom piece and started slurping it up like a sad little straw but that made it worse because there was chocolate syrup dripping so I tipped it over and crammed the top part into my mouth and started sucking it up through that end, eventually started alternating between both sides because it was hot as balls in my room and time was of the essence or w/e while my dog side eyed me and it got to a point where I was so tired and sick of it that I somehow managed to cram the entire cone into my fucking gob and swallow it after 3 bites.