Person who named those mushrooms "toadstool" was a god damn genius

Mutuals i am sitting next to you putting the sticker from the fruit im eating on your hand as a subtle act of intimacy because i love and cherish you

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

Have you tried deleting cookies

not helpful- cookies go down to the stomach, not up to the head

I like how you’ve forced them to be together

"Elliot Page, formerly known as-" [GUNSHOT]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra (spanish dub) happens tomorrow

during october vampires are at their most powerful. they don’t physically get stronger it’s just a pleasant confidence boost.

so do werewolves, they ain't special

this isn’t about werewolves make your own post