𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐑.

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐄… 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐄 𝐓𝐎.

🪶 — #DISPATCH (THE GAME): part 2 Quotes from episodes three and four. Contains some n.sfw phrases. Part one.

Woah, woah, woah, what are you doing?

How can you just toss it around like that?

It just feels like you could be a little gentler with it.

Evy time I walk in dis place, I get sad.

I'm poor. Is that what you wanted to hear? Does that make you feel better?

This da type apartment you see when da detective kick da door in, you know? Shine da flashlight... Serial killah shit.

That sounds pretty fucking important.

You know, I actually met your dad a long time ago.

That's longer than any conversation I ever had with him.

I would let literally everyone here melt in eternal hell, including you, before anything happens to this dog.

I refuse to believe that's what he sounds like.

I don't know, sometimes you gotta shake things up.

It felt a little impulsive, but maybe it was a long time coming.

Are you happy?

Only god can judge me.

False. I am judging you right now.

You don't need to be first, you just can't be last.

Serves them right. You let your guard down, you perish.

That's a pretty fucked way to live.

Emphasis on "live."

I'd be impressed by this if I wasn't in ever increasing pain.

I'll behave... Maybe.

Swift as the night, sharp as my knife.

My grandma just got scammed by someone claiming to work for you guys.

Close your eyes, you're not gonna like what you see anyway.

She's fine. She just, uh, walked into my sword with her face a little bit.

I don't believe in punching women. But I do believe in punching demons.

Shitty street kids love me. I'm like their king.

What's the matter kid? Can't climb fire escapes?

This is now the second time that you let him get away.

No shit? That's crazy.

I offered him a seat.

Most people would look around this room and see a bunch of villains.

When I look around this room, what I see is potential.

Unfortunately for you, it's a curse.

'Cause there isn't a thing in the universe that goes more wasted than potential.

I'm here to help you lift the curse of potential.

Burn up who you were and become who you were meant to be.

I thought they didn't let us kill people around here.

I'm like a psychic, man. I can sense where they are going to be before they happen.

Teamwork? Isn't that like a sex thing?

Some people are born to be heroes. I'm not one of them.

You have no idea what I'm dealing with.

At least you were born with powers.

According to your dumbass theory I should be an accountant.

Fate. Destiny. Not having powers. Seasonal depression. None of these things kept me from being a hero before. And they won't keep me from being a hero again.

Go be great one more time.

I didn't think it would work. I don't get it.

Everyone has a shot. People are who they chose to be.

Don't you got some work to do?

Don't you got some dementia to onset?

Sometimes it's more about the person than the powers.

Did you just give me an up-down?

You two got one weird energy going on, huh?

Can you handle dis HR violation some uda place? I got work, yeah?

I can do this all day.

Is that your car?

I don't have a car.

That's gonna be a weird insurance claim.

Me? Why me?

Anytime. Well, actually no, not anytime. Uh, just sometimes. Occasionally, barely any...

Where was the shootout?

I didn't think taking a desk job would have me bleeding this often.

Bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking shrapnel out of your chest, not for whatever this is.

You ruined this for me!

We're out of somebodies. You're gonna have to make do.

How would you like to have to walk around work the rest of the day with shit all over you?

It was an accident. You don't have to be a bully about it.

You're just being a soft bitch about it.

Did you eat my lunch? Why would you do that?

I don't want to be a snitch but [ name ] was really hungry.

Well, if you're gonna eat it I wish more of it got into your mouth.

I'm even reasonably optimistic that you deserve it.

Listen, you tried and you suck. It happens.

From now on stop caring about what anyone else thinks.

She was the only thing I was passionate about.

I don't think that's healthy. You should have more loves in the world.

All I'm saying is what you need to do is find the next thing for you to be passionate about cause it's out there.

I wish to make love to you again.

So what are we like, friends now?

I think we're getting there, don't you?

Can you just be normal for like a second?

This is nice. What were you gonna say?

Do you like sour patch kids?

Hey kid. Love ya.

Love you too, Unc.

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