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🪶 — #GOOSESOURCES: an rp ask/prompt & resource blog

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I still need you.

I don't give up so easily.

Ha! Thank me later.

Got your back!

I talk a lot, I fly a lot, I win a lot.

Enemies can become friends, but only if we show our foes respect.

Did you think I wouldn’t see that coming? How adorable.”

Boom! That’s what you get for having a face!

Rise, my friends!

Us against the world!

THIS is real fire power!

Friends, gather around!

Together! To victory!

Ooh! Let's play a game!

What are you aiming at?

I take EVERYTHING!

Is now a bad time to ask for a selfie?

You’ll get used to the screaming. I did.

There is no escape!

You play with fire, you're gonna get burned!

Step aside and let a real hero show you how it's done.

Woo! I never miss!

Judge, jury, executioner!

☃️to build a snowman with my muse

🥶 to cuddle for warmth with my muse

🧣to gift and/or help my muse put on a scarf

☕to share a warm drink with my muse

🛷 to go sledding with my muse

❄️ to have a snowball fight with my muse

🏚️ to get snowed in for a day or two with my muse

🔥to talk in front of a fireplace with my muse

🪶 — #DISPATCH (THE GAME): part 2 Quotes from episodes three and four. Contains some n.sfw phrases. Part one.

Woah, woah, woah, what are you doing?

How can you just toss it around like that?

It just feels like you could be a little gentler with it.

Evy time I walk in dis place, I get sad.

I'm poor. Is that what you wanted to hear? Does that make you feel better?

This da type apartment you see when da detective kick da door in, you know? Shine da flashlight... Serial killah shit.

That sounds pretty fucking important.

You know, I actually met your dad a long time ago.

That's longer than any conversation I ever had with him.

I would let literally everyone here melt in eternal hell, including you, before anything happens to this dog.

I refuse to believe that's what he sounds like.

I don't know, sometimes you gotta shake things up.

It felt a little impulsive, but maybe it was a long time coming.

Are you happy?

Only god can judge me.

False. I am judging you right now.

You don't need to be first, you just can't be last.

Serves them right. You let your guard down, you perish.

That's a pretty fucked way to live.

Emphasis on "live."

I'd be impressed by this if I wasn't in ever increasing pain.

I'll behave... Maybe.

Swift as the night, sharp as my knife.

My grandma just got scammed by someone claiming to work for you guys.

Close your eyes, you're not gonna like what you see anyway.

She's fine. She just, uh, walked into my sword with her face a little bit.

I don't believe in punching women. But I do believe in punching demons.

Shitty street kids love me. I'm like their king.

What's the matter kid? Can't climb fire escapes?

This is now the second time that you let him get away.

No shit? That's crazy.

I offered him a seat.

Most people would look around this room and see a bunch of villains.

When I look around this room, what I see is potential.

Unfortunately for you, it's a curse.

'Cause there isn't a thing in the universe that goes more wasted than potential.

I'm here to help you lift the curse of potential.

Burn up who you were and become who you were meant to be.

I thought they didn't let us kill people around here.

I'm like a psychic, man. I can sense where they are going to be before they happen.

Teamwork? Isn't that like a sex thing?

Some people are born to be heroes. I'm not one of them.

You have no idea what I'm dealing with.

At least you were born with powers.

According to your dumbass theory I should be an accountant.

Fate. Destiny. Not having powers. Seasonal depression. None of these things kept me from being a hero before. And they won't keep me from being a hero again.

Go be great one more time.

I didn't think it would work. I don't get it.

Everyone has a shot. People are who they chose to be.

Don't you got some work to do?

Don't you got some dementia to onset?

Sometimes it's more about the person than the powers.

Did you just give me an up-down?

You two got one weird energy going on, huh?

Can you handle dis HR violation some uda place? I got work, yeah?

I can do this all day.

Is that your car?

I don't have a car.

That's gonna be a weird insurance claim.

Me? Why me?

Anytime. Well, actually no, not anytime. Uh, just sometimes. Occasionally, barely any...

Where was the shootout?

I didn't think taking a desk job would have me bleeding this often.

Bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking shrapnel out of your chest, not for whatever this is.

You ruined this for me!

We're out of somebodies. You're gonna have to make do.

How would you like to have to walk around work the rest of the day with shit all over you?

It was an accident. You don't have to be a bully about it.

You're just being a soft bitch about it.

Did you eat my lunch? Why would you do that?

I don't want to be a snitch but [ name ] was really hungry.

Well, if you're gonna eat it I wish more of it got into your mouth.

I'm even reasonably optimistic that you deserve it.

Listen, you tried and you suck. It happens.

From now on stop caring about what anyone else thinks.

She was the only thing I was passionate about.

I don't think that's healthy. You should have more loves in the world.

All I'm saying is what you need to do is find the next thing for you to be passionate about cause it's out there.

I wish to make love to you again.

So what are we like, friends now?

I think we're getting there, don't you?

Can you just be normal for like a second?

This is nice. What were you gonna say?

Do you like sour patch kids?

Hey kid. Love ya.

Love you too, Unc.

🪶 — #DISPATCH (THE GAME): quotes for rp prompts Quotes from the first two playable episodes. Contains some n.sfw phrases.

Obviously I love him, he's my Dad.

What does that hmm mean? Just say what you want to say.

It's just, when you add 'obviously' it feels a little less obvious.

How do you really feel about your father?

Your dad is dead. You don't love him. You loved him.

Why would I be trying to find the man who killed him if I didn't love him?

I'm going to hang you off the side of this building and you are going to tell me where [ name ] is or I'm going to drop you to your death.

You know, for being a real piece of shit you are pretty easy to talk to.

I'm not telling you shit you fucking loser.

I guess what I'm saying is... I'm really glad I kidnapped you tonight.

Can we just skip to the part where you reveal your bullshit superpowers so we can fight for real?

Does this mean your career is over?

How badly were you hurt?

A lot of them were worried you wouldn't wake up.

Are you a hundred years old? Why are you talking like that?

I didn't hear a question in there.

Why didn't [ name ] kill you?

You haven't been conscious for months. It would be easy money taking you out.

Most heroes avenge their family. You did the opposite. You killed their legacy.

How disappointed would your dad be if he was here right now?

Your father, your grandfather... They must be rolling over in their graves.

What kind of example is he setting?

Who the fuck are you?

Right now I'm someone with nothing to lose which is probably bad news for you.

I'm enough to deal with a pack of skittles idiots like you.

Look, you're hurt and you're not thinkin' straight.

You don't wanna fight someone who knows which hand every punch is coming from.

That guy I threw... He landed on a roof, right?

I know who you are. You're like famous.

I don't think infamous is the same as famous...

Oh yeah, that's gross.

You look like some kinda mime DJ.

You look like you could use a drink.

What makes you say that?

The last couple of years have just been duct tape and sheer determination.

Why did you sacrifice everything to be a hero, even to the point of financial hardship?

I don't know, I guess I just like helping people.

Hey I'm talkin' to you, bitch!

Alright, just so you know, I only turned around cause someone yelled, not because I'm a bitch or anything.

Don't you watch the news? This is a superhero bar.

Is this your power? You're like, tell people obvious shit guy?

You're really gonna act like you don't remember me?

You are Sunglasses, Indoors, at Night Guy. Your superpower is that you're able to let everyone know in the room that you're a douchebag cause you should literally never do that.

Sorry. I choked on my spit.

Sorry, which way was that?

You are literally fanning the flames right now.

I though the doesn't burn?

Some people become scared before they even know they're hurt... Like babies.

It's not totally destroyed... Just mostly.

I'm not done saving you yet.

She's definitely not making it to band practice.

You're dead... I thought.

I'm only dead on the inside.

You look small... Different in person.

Never meet your heroes, kid.

I was trying to imply that with the silence.

I doesn't look like it by I am flexing every muscle in my body right now.

A washed up dad bod superhero with no superpowers... Can't wait.

What is that look? Best Buy Fight club?

Nice meeting you, [ name ], even if it was while we were both holding our dicks.

You're one funny bugga...

Can you show me again, I don't think I got it.

Holy shit, who's this freckle faced fuck?

That's an aggressive way to greet someone.

You here to whip these assholes into shape or what?

It's a hug, not a handjob. Lighten up.

I would resurrect and rekill your father in front of you if it meant I could use my powers again.

Tell me that's not your real fucking name.

I didn't do this.

Right. I feel like you've said that a lot in your life.

Can you just focus? What, you got ADHD or something?

Yes, fucker. Is it that obvious?

Could we maybe address the body in the room?

What are you doing? Gonna poke it with a stick?

Perp? B&E? Okay, Lieutenant...

Got anymore great advice?

I mean, this is why you have insurance, right?

This feels like a win to me.

Sometimes people, you know... Get electrical burns.

What kind of superhero flinches?

If you had people trying to kill you for the last 15 years you'd be jumpy too.

I make the calls. Not you.

You're right at home behind that desk because you're no hero.

You're just a nerd playing a video game in a suit your daddy built.

Now you're a twitchy little bitch turtle without a shell.

 “We’re thieves in a world that don’t want us no more.”

“Vengeance is an idiot’s game.”

“We can’t change what’s done. We can only move on.”

 “You know, all that ever mattered to me was loyalty. It was all I knew.”

You don’t get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you.”

 “Lack of something to feel important about is almost the greatest tragedy a man may have.”

“There’s a good man within you.”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging.”

"We are not criminals. We are outlaws."

"I wish I'd acquired wisdom at less of a price."

“If we have to fight, we fight. If we have to run, we’ll run. If we must die, we’ll die. But … we’ll stay free.”

"I believe there's winners and losers, and nothing else besides."

"I have a saying, my friend: we shoot fellers as need shooting, save fellers as need saving, and feed 'em as need feeding. We are going to figure out what you need."

"This place, ain't no such thing as civilized. It's man so in love with greed he has forgotten himself, and found only appetites."

"Be loyal to what matters."

"Forgive me, but... that's the problem. You don't know you."

"Life is full of pain. But there is also love, and beauty."

" I guess I... I'm afraid."

"Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act."

"Do not die for pride, my son! "

"We're more ghosts than people."

"I have been in a lot of pain.”

“I’ve killed things... and I wish I hadn’t.”

“There ain’t no more good days, [ name ].”

“Guess I’m just afraid I’ll die with nothing to show for it.”

“We're just ghosts in a world that don't remember us.”

“You morons really think you’re tough, huh?”

“If I had a dollar for every time I heard that…”

“Feels like the world’s moved on without us.”

"You'll damn us all."

"5000 dollars? For me?... can I turn myself in?

"Course, if everything goes wrong you can wave your guns around like you normally do"

"Does this seem like a good time for sarcasm to you, [ name ]?"

"They turned me into a monster."

"Don't try anything stupid and we won't do anything unkind."

"Guess about all I've got left now is doubts. Doubts and scars."

"They're chasing us because we represent everything they fear."

"When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to."

"You'll betray me in the end, [ name ]. You seem the type."

"Stay strong. Stay with me."

"The game ain't over... I ain't played my final move."

"You might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent."

"You’re my favorite parasite… No wait, ringworm’s my favorite parasite, you’re my second-favorite parasite…"

"Forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face."

"Sometimes the law ain’t what’s right."

"Justice is a commodity, easily bought."

"Justice requires action, not just words."

"We spend our lives lost in those dreams."

"Every fall demands a rise, every failure demands persistence."

We might need some help! I might need some help! While you’re off helping everybody else!

You never told me that.

I came here to check on you, but it looks like you’re riding this storm out in style.

Excuse me! You can’t just show up unannounced!

You’re acting like you don’t even care.

Quickly now! Follow me!

Get back! Get back! Hide!

 In here! Block the door.

 It’s not much further now.

 Won’t be long till we can rest. I promise.

Hello? Is someone there?

A talking fish? Mm-mm. Nope. Ain’t no way.

Ohh. You really don’t know anything. How disappointing.

 The roots of this trouble go deep.

He had a nice smile back then.

Be brave now. Trust what folks do, not how they seem.

You shouldn’t be here. Let us remedy that.

Secrets are a terrible burden. That’s why I’m so eager to help, by listening…

Oh, I don’t like to talk much about myself. 

 I ain’t of a disposition to be gator snacks.

 I mighta been misinformed.

You chickening out again?

 I’m just gonna have to keep looking on my own.

I guess we all got regrets of some kind.

Hurt people hurt people.

 I wish you were here…

I might know where you could start lookin’

 Darlin’, listening to my fear is how I got this old.

You don’t stay that rich by being kind.

Parents always have a favorite, even if they don’t admit it. 

You just can’t get enough of my hospitality.

 You’ve been keeping secrets. Why didn’t you ask before?

I’m really not looking forward to this conversation.

That’s enough. I need you to leave.

I’m not… safe. GET OUT!

Well, best not run into him again.

This – this is me. This has been me longer than I care to remember.

Please don't go.

Please stay.

Please don't lie to me.

Please don't look at me like that.

Please get up.

Please help me.

Please be okay.

Please don't do this.

Please listen to me.

Please give me another chance.

Please hug me.

Please kiss me.

Please pass me [ item ].

Please come here.

Please tell me the truth.

Please run. Run and don't look back.

Please don't give up. You have to get up and keep trying!

Please, can we keep it? (in reference to a dog or cat)

Please get in the car.

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📩INCOMING MAIL . . .

AUTUMN

"Here, I made you coffee/tea."

"Nothing is more satisfying than eating soup on a chilly day."

"Let's go on a walk and admire the leaves together."

"Want to carve pumpkins together?

"School just started and I have a mountain of homework already!"

send 🌽 for our muses to walk through a corn maze together

send 🍎 for our muses to pick apples together

send 🥧 for our muses to bake a pie together

send 🍬 for our muses to go trick or treating (or pass out candy) together

send 🎡 for our muses to go to a country fair together

WINTER

"I should've worn my other jacket."

"Do you want help shoveling the driveway?"

"Your snowman looks better than mine..."

"Winter is the worst season. It's too cold and the flu spreads like wildfire."

"Look, it's snowing!"

send ☃️ for our muses to build a snowman together

send ⛸️ for our muses to go ice skating together

send 🔥 for our muses to cuddle by the fireplace

send 🎁 for our muses to exchange gifts

send ❄️ for our muses to have a snowball fight

SPRING

"My allergies are killing me!"

"Want to help me water the garden?"

"I love seeing all of the flowers blossom."

"I think there's a baby deer in the back yard!"

"I didn't realize it was supposed to rain today..."

send 🧺 for our muses to go on a picnic together

send 🚶 for our muses to go hiking together

send 💮 for our muses to plant flowers together

send 🫛 for our muses to plant vegetables together

send 🐕 for our muses to adopt a baby animal

SUMMER

"On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does my sunburn look?"

"Do you want to cook on the grill tonight?"

"Should we eat inside or outside tonight?"

"Want to go get ice cream together?"

"Can you help me put sunscreen on my back?

send 🌊 for our muses to go swimming together

send 🐟 for our muses to go fishing together

send 🚗 for our muses to go to a drive thru movie theater together

send 🗺️ for our muses to go on a road trip together

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👪— a familial dynamic/connection in which our muses are found family

⚔️— an antagonistic dynamic/connection

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