Bruja Bitch™

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding

Very much in line with the attitude of "this choice will marginally improve the way I move through the world and make everyone else's experience SIGNIFICANTLY worse, but I don't really care, based simply on the fact that I am allowed to do it and there's nothing they can or will do to stop me" ya feel me?

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce