ModernMarvel

I wish Mythbusters would do a special comeback season just to bust all the nonsense TikTok has brought into the world

carly rae jepsen and abba have this thing in common where they make your blood feel carbonated

actually 1000% agree

Actually had a customer call a manager bc I was sitting behind the counter and did not help her when my foot was broken.

Bullshit is my favorite word these days

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

Item: Big Wizard Hat

@imaginationshow care to, ah, toss your hat into the ring? ;)

Holy shit yeah that’s a hat

Um *stands in your way*

dogs when youre carrying a heavy object

actually i think one of the things i loved most about love and thunder was thor’s character journey and the healthy representation it is for young boys that are watching this movie. how thor shows that it’s okay to show emotions and to feel things even if it hurts. how thor fights alongside two women the entire movie and it seems like the greatest honor of his life. how thor outwardly loves and shares his feelings with jane and wants her to know how much he actually loves her instead of shying away from it. how thor showed that it’s a role of a lifetime to cook and clean and get your kid dressed and take care of them because that’s what a dad should be doing too. how thor didn’t clean off mjolnir after love put makeup on it despite being a traditionally feminine thing. how thor isn’t serious and closed off all of the time but silly and goofy and just wants to live life. he is such a positive role model for young boys growing up right now, and the movie even showed us that by showing how much the kids in new asgard admire him. idk it just makes me really soft and chris hemsworth truly should be very proud of what he has done to thor over the years and how he has become that role model for so many kids across the world. ily god of thunder

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.