
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Not today Justin


blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle

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trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi

izzy's playlists!

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Sade Olutola
almost home

@theartofmadeline
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Peter Solarz

shark vs the universe

seen from Bolivia
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@modernlad

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now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid
[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.
yes
that being said landlords are parasitoids
in 2026 let’s start actually noticing and taking seriously the true scale and impact of jkrs transmisogyny and how she’s been funneling decades of royalties and ip owner cash directly into anti trans lobbying thats been making the uk hell while gradually worsening conditions elsewhere through impacting the zeitgeist
drawing streak: 466 || full 1,000+ ralsei archive
I just felt someone Z-target me
[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

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*Hollis intercom voice* Whichever agent introduced Agent Fullbear to the "strong as fuck ice mummy" internet posts, report to my office. He will not stop calling himself the ice mummy. He wants it to be his official field work code name.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
Obsessed with the fact that, in a show that got away with a ton of gore, swearing, and innuendo for something rated tv-pg, they still managed to push the butt jokes to a point where someone had to step in and be like "ok that's too much ass"
When you realize its the first time Ralsei sees the sun
I don’t remember this stag station…

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i want ice cream .
This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?
oh my apologies i see my mistake
Gamer Lace
Part 1 | Part 2
Hyperrealistic, but stylized Dewi jumpscare. Am I procrastinating my other comic to make this comic? Nooooooooyyesh. Smaller update on this minicomic bc I need audience feedback or I will explode actually. Let me cook
Big Silksong spoilers - but the “cave in” is a reference to how a storyline would go if Dewi and Sam were present during Act 3 of Silksong. Which is canonized with this comic :)
FYI Dewi is not supposed to be down here right now, but he sneaks out of the house. :/ (lots of context in tags) maybe I should just write it heremmm
Random observations I made while watching Among Us
The only people Lime aimed their weapon at were Green and Orange.
Brown didn't just abstain from Yellow's vote. They're the only one who doesn't vote for Orange.
You can just barely see Cyan's ghost when Black dies.
Black was the only one suspicious of Green prior to their death, even if it was less genuine suspicion and more "Okay, well why aren't we pointing fingers at them??"
Hell, in addition to Black and Lime, Yellow's rumor about Green killing White turned out to be true too.
And on the subject of pointing fingers, Green and Orange were leading the charge to shift the blame on Lime.
Blink and you'll miss it, but during the hull breach you can see a parasite dropping down to infect Green and Orange.
Orange was annoyed by Cyan following them and Black despite Orange being friendly with everyone in the first episode. It's because Cyan is unknowingly stopping them from getting Black alone and killing them.
If Purple hadn't brought Heracles on board, everyone would have died from hypoxia since Purple wouldn't have had a reason to go to Oxygen.
Random details I learned from Youtube and Tumblr but still want to mention:
Black's glowsticks are green and orange. They even use the green one to shut the cafeteria door.
You can just barely see Green slipping back into their body from the vent after the lights come back on. You can also see a bit of their body in the vent while Purple is telling their story.
You can see the shadow of Green's imposter form when Black is reading Cyan's journal, but it leaves when they step into a salt circle Cyan made.
The medbay scanner doubles back when it's scanning Green's torso, almost like it's making sure of something...
ඞඞ Among us ඞඞ

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Y'know what? Fuck you. *modifies your spritesheet* I'm also putting oddly graphic depiction of cartoon penis on my chapter 5 bingo card. I just think it'd be funny if the little dot eyes weren't visual shorthand from sprite limitations and they just Look Like That. The recent album art only emboldens my vision. This script is actually hella old and I wanted to save it for much later. I kinda spoiled dot eyes Kris a little bit already. Will I ever get to draw this comic in order? Thank you, Toby for giving me 2 weeks to prioritize my more time sensitive scripts. Hopefully any contemporaneous jokes meant for pre-CH5 that I didn't have time to put out are Still Funny.
Cute Beady Eyes: -∞ Aura debuff