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Me, on youtube at four in the morning: Oh my gosh, it's so cute! Aw, look at you! You're just a little cutie patootie!

The cutie patootie:

#genuinely i'm like this with just about any steam locomotive #4014‚ stepney‚ talyllyn #i mean i'm not wrong #4014 - despite being a literal big boy - is in fact a little cutie patootie #edit: i'm just gonna start switching the engine every now and then

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ciricearts

okay maybe the lipstick would smudge a little

dapper-lil-arts

Trixie tried hitting up Celestia exactly ONCE before she stopped trying.

Not because she got rejected (when has she ever let something as inconsequential as THAT stop her) or because Celestia is way out of her league (NO ONE is out of her league in her mind) but because Chrysalis went absolutely feral on her.

Trixie: “How’s it going your majes-“

Chrysalis: *growls*

Trixie: “AHHHHH!!! GET YOUR FUCKIN CHANGELING, BITCH!!!”

Celestia: “She don’t bite.”

Trixie: “YES SHE DO!!!”

This kills the poor magician.

Changeling Queens are quite territorial, and mate fiercely and for life. They will not abide any threat to their playthings.

teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

edgar-allan-possum

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.

*A couple of months later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.

cipheramnesia

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

val-the-bun

sankta-wraith

the original? on my dash?

thewomancallednova

i wish people in fandom spaces wouldn't couch the (alleged) crimes of creators in such vague terms. "Gaiman is controversial right now" NO, Gaiman has been accused of rape by several women. "DC probably won't reprint a lot of 90s green lantern because Gerard Jones is problematic." NO, Gerard Jones was convicted of possession of child pornography. "controversial" and "problematic" do not accurately convey what is going on remotely and if anything play down what these people have done.

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grakkie

Spidersonas!

My girlie huntsman and then two of my friends @goosewheeze00 and @just_callmelazy (instagram)

saturdayschwartz

just a girl and her cat. nothin’ to see here

witchinatower

Neurodivergent Pines twins! 💜 Dipper clearly has no time blindness whatsoever...

mousidy

everyone in a "queer space" the moment a trans woman says anything

toherrys

Spider-Gwen x MJ commission 🕸❤☺

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a-l-i-a-h-h

HINATA IN MY SKETCHBOOK AFTER MANY YEARS

astrovoidy

i hope that with brand new day, fanfic writers are gonna stop characterizing peter parker as a softboi "mr captain america mr thor yes sir sorry sir" 12 year old. because i hateeeeeee that version of peter parker

#god *please*

doomed-jester

BTAS Harley is best Harley ❤️🖤

funnypages

"How dare you say I'm straight!"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Peter sobbing over all the heterophobia here XD

failure-to-adult

Peter. I have bad news for you about Gwen.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"Stop telling people I'm straight"

Gwen's ghost

vo-kopen

Known bachelor Johnny Storm walks into frame in Peter’s spare undies

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

spicyhamsamson

One thing I really appreciate about Into the Spider-Verse that I don’t see people talk about very often is how competent they portray Peter B as.

Like, in any other movie, you’d have a similar character whose live has become a mess, and they’re sad and kinda pathetic to look at, and when the time comes for them to step up, they just sorta…flop. They’re held back by everything, and they just become incompetent.

But Peter B is different. Yeah, he’s a sad, lonely, middle-aged man who cries in the shower while wearing a spandex suit…

But despite all that…he’s still shown to be extremely good at being Spider-Man.

He escapes from being tied up while still holding a casual conversation

He takes down Miles in less than 10 seconds.

He strolls along the side of a building like it’s nothing.

And when you think about it, over the course of the movie, he kicks a LOT of ass. He’s a badass super hero, despite his flaws.

You ever notice how, when he puts on the mask, his gut sorta disappears? That’s too big of a detail to be an oversight. That’s intentional. I mean, in-universe, it doesn’t make too much sense, but to us, it’s meant to show that it’s not holding him back from being a hero.

He’s not held down by everything. Yeah, he’s a jaded, depressed, mid-life crisis Spider-Man. But he’s still Spider-Man.

They easily could’ve made Peter B sort of pathetic and had him be more of a hinderance than a help during battles. But they didn’t. And I feel like that was a really good way to pay respect to the character while still showing that he’s a heavily flawed individual.

spicyhamsamson

Congrats to @bisexualbeowulf for having the absolute worst response to this post in the form of this tag

bisexualbeowulf

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captainlordauditor

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

fgrobichiko

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

captainlordauditor

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

fgrobichiko

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

captainlordauditor

swing by you say

fgrobichiko

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

avyc02

Jean Grey! Because why not give the people of NYC one more city-wide crisis?

#spider-man spoilers

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