I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

This is a song ground control used to wake the astronauts with. It is the earliest form of Micspam i can think of. It’s also the only song to ever be banned by NASA.

During the apollo missions, They were fairly sure they were gonna die, so NASA gave them all corvettes

Which they proceeded to dragrace around the NASA complex, do burnouts and doughnuts and all kinds of tomfoolery

Then there was the time Al Shepard went to the moon, and it simply wasn’t enough.

So he brings a fucking golf club to the moon and plays golf on the moon.

The man had an engineer make him a custom golf club he could hide in his suit, just so he could goof off.

Then there was a time they drew a dick on mars

Censorship in China, Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj.

from an eating perspective, it’s just as bad. say a middle or high schooler eats breakfast (if they even eat breakfast) at 7am, then doesn’t eat lunch until 11-12 (and lunch is often inadequate), then has after-school activities, etc. and may not get home until late afternoon, or eat dinner until evening. and kids in school are not generally allowed to snack in class or given time to snack between classes. these gaps between eating times are way too big for adolescents! they need a lot of food–more than adults–to support the growth process, just as they need more sleep.