inspire me

ah the wonders of being 19, one day you are doing the world's sloppiest kegstand known to men, then you are being named captain for team canada at worlds...

choke me

The fact that Shane straight up said that he's had kidnapping threats during his conversation with Rose,,, deep untapped waters I think

Been watching some (alooot) of Mack fighting lately and the thing is it looks like he’s grinning the entire time

Of course im funny im ill

everytime i see connor storrie mugging it in a photo i do turn into a sexist construction worker like come on baby give us a smile

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

Tbh women have been over sexualized for so long, I’m like HELL YEAH. It’s men’s time to wear slutty little shorts & show their slutty little waists, and eye fuck the camera with little beads of sweat dripping down them.

society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

Oh god that's beautiful

no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

If your music doesn’t involve a guy smashing a steel barrel with a crowbar, I simply don’t want it

September is Bi Visibility month so shoutout to all my bisexual pals out there! I love you, you are amazing 💗

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis