fan of paul rudd

"Not all men-" Yeah, you're right, Peter Parker would never.

so peter didn't seem to have a steady job in brand new day and that's because one time spider-man got caught in a bodega scraping together pennies to buy a sandwich and the whole thing was recorded and posted online which led to someone opening a gofundme with a goal of like $5 called "buy spider-man lunch" and it mostly started as a joke but now it has like $100,000 of donations and while peter was at first grateful to be able to pay his rent and buy some food he is now begging people to please stop donating he doesn't feel right accepting all this money oh my god if you have to donate please just give it directly to f.e.a.s.t. he's donating the majority of it right back into his community anyway

it’s so weird…he’s not here IM A ZOMBIE IN MY BODY IM A TRAIN OFF OF THE TRACKS I FEEL DIRTY I FEEL ROTTEN AND THE COLORS ARE ALL FLAT IM A SAD SHELL OF A WOMAN AND IVE GOT MAGGOTS FOR BRAINS BUT THATS JUST A THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN MY. WHEN MY BABY GOES AWAY.

hi can we PLEASEEEEE talk about the parallel between peter stopping jean from killing bill the exact same way tobey and andrew’s peters stopped him from killing the green goblin in no way home

what absolutely makes the end of brand new day for me, with ned remembering and recognizing peter, is that … it’s so in character. like jean says it earlier, mj would be sick at the idea of a perfect fairytale kiss waking the princess up ooh so cute BLEGH!! she would hate that. ned, on the other hand? ned would LOVE the idea that they broke the spell and got his memories back by doing their super special best friend handshake, ned would love the whole fairytale magical remembering thing, he would just be all over that.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day au where the three Peters manage to meet up again and Tom's and Tobey's are just gushing about their organic webs while Andrew's Peter fumes silently in web expenses