fauxfancy

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

I’m the mom

HAHA

IM CRYING

do you think there was like…discourse about Jane Austen novels when they first came out

ladies’ weekly tea and reading club: welcome to the meeting. we have exiled Charlotte because she stans Mr. Wickham

OH NO

im in the library working of some final papers and the dude across from me at this study staton just did the sign of the cross before he started typing something so that’s where he’s at rn

I was in a weightlifting class at my college’s gym and we were doing planks after a few seconds one girl falls onto her stomach (no shame we’re all working towards the same goal) but then she just falls asleep facedown in her yoga mat in the middle of the gym no one woke her up until the end of class

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

My type of hero

a timeless classic.

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.