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Don’t open the oven you won’t like what you see, the chickpeas are not nearly crispy, don’t open the oven you let out all the heat, I have found you can find happiness in chickpeas

Got sent to the happiness in slavery chair this morning (got my period)

What do you do if the situationship that is essentially a one sided torture sphere that you crafted from a series of indeterminately flirty behaviour - never veering far enough past flirting to be more or far enough out of flirting to be less - but you delude yourself into thinking could be something, comes back into your life by way of costar friend request ….

Coworker drove me and another coworker home from a gig and he played hesitation marks the whole time fucking loveee that guyyyy thank you king

Uh oh guys I don’t think this is a date :/

THANK YOU FKA TWIGS FOR RELEASING MUSIC SPECIFICALLY CRAFTED FOR ME TO FEEL LIKE PUSSY FEEL LIKE CUNT THE NIGHT BEFORE MY DATE