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DP X DC prompt
Ghostly mating seasons
(Adult Danny, of course)
Fic idea where ghosts have a mating season that lasts from the 26th of October, peaks during Halloween to Day of the dead, and ends on November 7th.
Now, Danny is a young ghost, but he still knows about ghost mating.
Because he is the unfortunate recipient of it.
You see, ghosts are like birds in some ways. Some are extremely colorful, and these ghosts are considered “male birds” they are highly aggressive, and perform loud fights to attract mates (gender doesn’t actually matter)
Some other ghosts (like Danny!!!) have softer, muted colors, and these ghosts are the recipient of mating exchange. A lot of them are more peaceful, but are very protective of their young, and many of them are guardian spirits.
So, imagine Danny’s been living in Gotham for a few months, getting used to the other vigilantes slowly, and they think that everything’s going smoothly, until BAM!! There are just so many ghosts in Gotham, citizens are freaking out, and no one knows what to do.
And Danny is just bright red. He’s so embarrassed that some ghosts have sensed his presence here and migrated over to Gotham just to show off.
The bats are desperately trying to shoo the other ghosts away, while Danny is curled up in a ball crying
Idk what this is
I fear Ao3 etiquette has been lost.
Look, I’m new to AO3 compared to others on this site, but I understand fanfic etiquette.
1. Don’t like don’t read
2. Don’t tell the authors how much you dislike their fic
I fear those are the two big ones, and they aren’t hard!!
I joined AO3 late 2023, early 2024, and I’m watching new comers come in, and they’re haters!
I had a commenter telling me how much they hated how I made a character trans, even though I tagged it!!
If you want to control the story, write it yourself!!
Deadly Farm AU
DP X DC
Warning: slight Gore (very little)
Daniel Fenton would like to point out that he was the victim, in this scenario.
Vlad would constantly kidnap Danny, threaten him, blackmail him, and even attempt to… get rid of him.
Danny was the victim.
The GIW would kidnap Danny, cut him open to rifle through his organs like his body was a box full of junk, would withhold food and water, leaving him to die.
Danny was the victim.
So he didn’t feel particularly remorseful when he hung Vlad by his intestines to the rafters of his Mansion.
He didn’t care when the GIW begged for mercy as he tore through their limbs.
Ghost’s brains were always different from human ones.
It told him to hunt those who harmed him, to make them pay.
His brain didn’t really seem to care about morals.
Or the law.
Danny needed an out, an escape, a plan.
He already had an alibi.
As far as Amity knew, he had spent the night at Tucker’s.
Tucker was too busy helping Danny break into the GIW Headquarters, but that really didn’t matter.
Now all that was left was what to do with the bodies.
“You should run away, Danny.” Sam argues. “Keep the bodies in a pocket dimension, run away, go buy a farm, get some pigs and—“
“Nah, go to Gotham, throw them in the Harbor, you’re done!!”
“Batman’s going to find the bodies so quickly.”
“A farm life… does actually sound kind of nice…”
“But Dannyyyyy….”
—
Four years later
—
Danny sighs as he hears a knock on his door.
Probably another lost family.
There was no one around this area for miles.
He sits up, lights still off, waking up his two cattle dog, Tauri and Gemmi.
They blink at him blearily from their bed, confused on why he was up so early.
“Go back to bed girls, it’s not breakfast time yet.” He soothes as he puts on some semblance of normal clothes, settling on what appeared to be a black nightgown (something of Sam’s??) it was a little short, but Danny could make do. These jerks were the one waking him up.
He hears more tapping at the door and sighs.
“I’m coming…” he calls, annoyed.
He heads downstairs to the front door, slamming it open.
“What.”
He looks outside, seeing two teens his age staring at him, looking bright red.
“U-uhm… hi! I’m Jon, this is Damian, we were wondering if you maybe could… call a tow truck for us? Our phones don’t have signal.” The boy kept looking down at Danny’s body, and Danny did not have the mental capacity to figure out why.
Danny sighs. “Tow trucks don’t go out this far, not at night. You’ll need to wait till morning.”
“O-oh…” the two teens turn to whisper to each other.
Danny pinches the bridge of his nose. “Where are y’all’s parents?”
“Where’s yours?” The quieter boy (Damian??) shoots back.
Danny ignores him valiantly.
“If you need a place, I got a guest room.”
Oh…oh! That would be great, thank you!” Jon smiles.
“Whatever. Grab your stuff and knock on the door when you’re ready to come in.”
—
As soon as the door shut, the two friends turned to look at each other.
“Buff Farmer in the sheer nightgown is hot.”
Very articulate, Kent. But yes.”
I’ve become obsessed with Project Hail Mary, as of late, so…
Dark Eridians AU???
So. Imagine that, after years of earths sun dimming, the Beatles finally return home.
NASA opens them, finding what they had hoped, a cure to their crisis, but they also find other videos, of Grace documenting his growing friendship with extraterrestrial life.
They all are glad that Grace made a friend up there, especially since Grace said that the other two members of his crew passed away.
They watch videos of them talking together, joking around, doing science…
Until they find one more USB, labeled OPEN LAST.
They plug it in, finding a video of Rocky, alone.
“Grace safe now. You made him unsafe.” The alien intones.
“Rocky love Grace. Very much. Earth didn’t love Grace. Threw away like trash. But Eridians pick up trash. Treat trash like treasure. Other Eridians will love Grace, like Rocky loves Grace.”
Rocky shifts a little, holding themself a little taller.
“Eridians admired across galaxy. Many planets allies with Erid. Much more than small Earth. They will send armies for Erid, if we ask. And we will ask”
“Erid loves Grace. We will kill Earth, for Grace. And Grace will never know. Enjoy your sun, Earth.”

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Spideyhood prompt thingy
Established Spideyhood.
So, Peter and Jason have been dating for two years now, and everything is going great. Peter is sweet, kind, and unbelievably attractive.
He shares many of Jason’s interests, he gets along with the entire family, and he even has Alfie’s approval
They love each other, and two weeks ago, Bruce helped Jason go and pick out a ring.
There was only one problem.
You see, Peter worked in a laboratory in northern Gotham, one that focused on medicine for metas.
That parts fine, amazing even.
The problem was Peter’s coworkers.
One in particular.
Starting about a year ago, Peter started coming home every night complaining about Jack.
Jack, who was Peter’s boss.
Jack, who always invited Peter out to bars and clubs and restaurants.
Jack, who was in love with Peter.
It started out small, Peter would come home from work, saying something along the lines of “Jack wanted me to have lunch with him again!” Or “Jack insisted that we set up the holiday party alone.”
Jason found it funny then, would chuckle over Peter’s desperate attempts to get the man to take a hint.
Then, it got bigger. “Jack is trying to get me to work Thanksgiving so I can spend it with him instead of with you.” Or “Jack thinks you’re trying to kill me by letting me eat red meat.”
Jason didn’t find it too funny anymore.
Then, 6 months after Peter and Jason got engaged, Jason got a call from Peter.
This was odd, Jason knew that Peter was having a bachelors trip in Venice right now.
“Hey babe, you having fun?” Jason asked.
“Jay, Jack’s here. In Venice. At the club we’re in!”
“What?! How is he there?!”
“He’s the one that approved my PTO request, he must have found out where I was going!” Peter grumbles.
“Peter, my love, we have to do something about this. He’s stalking you, for Christs sake!!”
Peter groans. “I knowwww but it’s not like he’s threatening me or anything! I’m capable of keeping myself safe!”
“I’m not dissing your capabilities, you’re the strongest, smartest person I know. That doesn’t mean you have to deal with this yourself.”
“I’m going to invest in some headphones. He won’t talk to me if I’m wearing headphones, right?”
Based off of Jack Greenburg on TikTok.
If you somehow see this Jack, which you won’t, thank you, your videos make me incredibly uncomfortable
Part 2 of this post
14 years in the future… vaguely… (Damian and Jon are 9)
Damian Wayne felt bothered.
Most of the family was home today for thanksgiving, and the manor, despite its large size, felt rather crowded.
His elder brothers were all squished onto one couch, sharing stories of when they were children.
Damian would never admit it, but he felt rather left out.
He wasn’t around for the beginning of the family, off with mother, and all that.
“What are you doing?” Jon asked.
Jon, his best friend, was now a permanent member of the House, ever since their fathers started dating.
Damian found it rather nice that his friend was now more often than not in his home.
This was not one of those times.
“I am merely assessing the situation, Jonathan.” Damian grumbles as he looks back over to their brothers, who were all giggling over something.
“No, you’re like, spying. It’s weird, why are you doing that?” Jon looks inside. “Oh, they’re talking about things you weren’t there for, huh? That’s tough.”
Damian’s eye twitches. “That is not what I was doing—“
“Hey, kiddos! Stop hiding, come have fun!” Jason calls them over.
The boys look at each other, knowing that they have been caught.
They walk inside.
—
“No no no, that’s not how it went! Dick, you’re being silly, Danny didn’t actually bring Zitka to life, he just encouraged us to use our imaginations!” Tim laughs.
“Who’s Danny?” Damian asks, curious.
“Have we never told you?” Dick questions. “Danny was our nanny, had been since I was 10. He left after Timmy turned, what, 10?”
“Yeah, Tim was 10. I never did find out why he left, but he was really good with us. We were little monsters, you see, and he was the only one besides Alfie that could get us to behave.” Jason nods. “He was like, pretty young too, like early 20’s. Was incredible.”
Bruce laughs. “Danny wasn’t in his early 20’s, he was my nanny, when I was a kid.”
“What?!? Really?!?” Tom exclaims. “Damn, he must have looked… really good for his age…”
“More proof that Danny was secretly magic!” Dick insists.
“He wasn’t magic!!”
“Danny was magic?” Jon asked.
“No, Jon, he wasn’t. Dick’s being stupid”
—
(3 dimensions away)
“Hm.” Danny smiles.
Looks like it was time for the next batch of Wayne kids.
Dp x dc AU
Kitty and Johnny are the ghosts of Thomas and Martha Wayne, but their obsession is to have the wild and free childhood that they never got, and Shadow is supposed to represent Alfred, but he’s not dead, so they only get a shadow
Dp x dc AU
Kitty and Johnny are the ghosts of Thomas and Martha Wayne, but their obsession is to have the wild and free childhood that they never got, and Shadow is supposed to represent Alfred, but he’s not dead, so they only get a shadow
Red Hood: *takes a fall off a roof and falls into a dumpster*
Danny: Oof- that looked like it hurt. You okay man?
Red Hood: Yeah, not the first time I- did that dog just talk to me?
Danny, is a dog: Shoot- uhm Woof?
Red Hood: ......well, this is going to be an interesting day.
Jason: this is my dog, Danny
Danny: woof
The bats: awww it’s so nice that Jason is getting a pet, he needs something to care for!
Danny: hehehehehehe
Jason: hehehehehehe

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Based off of this post!
Jason: *wakes up in a luxurious bed, not in his apartment in crime alley*
Jason: *wanders through the opaque manor, with dozens of servants*
Jason: *sees his apparent new little sister named Georgiana*
Jason: holy crap I’m Mr Darcy!!!
—
Jason: this is so cool. Best way to wake up ever.
Jason: I get to play out the story, and meet Lizzie Bennet—
Jason: oh my god I get to romance Lizzie Bennet.
Jason: this is the best day ever.
—
Danny: wtf where am I?
Ghostwriter: you’re in a book, my prince.
Danny: wait, no, please, not again!!!!
—
Jane: Lizzie—
Danny: that’s not my name!!!
Danny: I mean, yes sister?
—
*at the ball*
Jason: *eyes peeled for his love interest*
Jason: *sees Charolette speaking with not Lizzie, but the most handsome man in the universe*
Jason: this day keeps on getting better and better.
—
Jason: okay, I need to complete the story to leave, right? So I complete the story, I save us both, we meet up in the real world, I romance him again, we get married, then we live happily ever after, the end!! Easy peasy.
Danny: why does this cracker taste funny. Also why is that guy staring at me?!?
—
Jason: loudly calling Danny merely tolerable.
Danny: 0o0
Danny: I hate this guy.
—
Jason: so what do you recommend? To encourage affection?
Danny, having never read the book: Stargazing.
Jason: omg a genuine interest! I’ll have him in love with me in no time
—
Meanwhile, the Bats: WHERES JASON OMG OMG
I want both takes on this!!!
1) Danny genuinely being like “this guy is weird but I am crazy about the things he does weird and I need to spend more time to figure this guy out”
AND
2) Jason: “I’m Mr Darcy” 😉
Danny: *The Ick(tm)* 😒
It goes from 2 to 1
I have one singular trans peter Parker headcanon, and that is that Flash Thompson had a crush on Peter pre-transition, but when Peter came out as trans, he got embarrassed and started bullying him, and that’s why he calls him pen!s Parker, because he’s mad that Peter was male, and flash has internalized homophobia
Based off of this post!
Jason: *wakes up in a luxurious bed, not in his apartment in crime alley*
Jason: *wanders through the opaque manor, with dozens of servants*
Jason: *sees his apparent new little sister named Georgiana*
Jason: holy crap I’m Mr Darcy!!!
—
Jason: this is so cool. Best way to wake up ever.
Jason: I get to play out the story, and meet Lizzie Bennet—
Jason: oh my god I get to romance Lizzie Bennet.
Jason: this is the best day ever.
—
Danny: wtf where am I?
Ghostwriter: you’re in a book, my prince.
Danny: wait, no, please, not again!!!!
—
Jane: Lizzie—
Danny: that’s not my name!!!
Danny: I mean, yes sister?
—
*at the ball*
Jason: *eyes peeled for his love interest*
Jason: *sees Charolette speaking with not Lizzie, but the most handsome man in the universe*
Jason: this day keeps on getting better and better.
—
Jason: okay, I need to complete the story to leave, right? So I complete the story, I save us both, we meet up in the real world, I romance him again, we get married, then we live happily ever after, the end!! Easy peasy.
Danny: why does this cracker taste funny. Also why is that guy staring at me?!?
—
Jason: loudly calling Danny merely tolerable.
Danny: 0o0
Danny: I hate this guy.
—
Jason: so what do you recommend? To encourage affection?
Danny, having never read the book: Stargazing.
Jason: omg a genuine interest! I’ll have him in love with me in no time
—
Meanwhile, the Bats: WHERES JASON OMG OMG
Based off this prompt that I made
Dick: Tim, are you okay?!?!
Tim: I’m just going outside…
(Tim was not just going outside, he was going to meet up with Connor.)
—
Bruce: hmmm Ra’s Al Ghul has recently named a new heir, and he seems to be looking for something in Gotham and is also targeting Tim for some reason… who could the new heir be…
Tim, upstairs: *sneezes*
—
Jason: sooo… Tim, who’s your favorite Hero??
Tim, sick and tired of them trying to be named the favorite: Green Arrow.
Later at the watchtower
Green Arrow: oh, hey Bats and Birds, I haven’t seen you all up here in a minute—
Dick: sybau
—
Connor: man, Tim is so nice and sweet, I’ve never had a civilian friend before and he’s so kind to me, and respects my autonomy!!
Tim: I need that man so bad.
—
Duke, an intellectual: why don’t we just tell Tim our secret identities??
The bats: no :( he’ll want to join and we don’t want that, he’ll get sick, he’s spleenless.
Meanwhile, Tim: so, do I swing the Bo staff like this, or like this?
Lady Shiva: like this, if you do it like that, you’ll take your own eye out. The goal is to get someone else’s eye out.
—
Damian, trying to win favorite: Timothy, you said that… Green Arrow was your favorite Hero, but who is your favorite Gotham vigilante?
Tim, debating saying Poison Ivy, but can’t deny his roots: Batman. It was always Batman.
Bruce: *super big grin on his face*
—
Tim, sick as hell: gross.
The Bats: omg do you have enough pillows?? Do you want tea??? Did you take your antibiotics?!?!?
Connor, sneaking through the window: *slowly lowers the window*
Tim: wait… no… come back…
The bats: oh my, it’s worse than we thought, he’s hallucinating!!!
—
Connor: MY TIMOTHY, MY CRUSH, IS BATMANS CIVLIAN SON TIMOTHY?!?! THE ONE WHERE ROBIN SAID HE WOULD KILL ANY OF HIS POTENTIAL SUITORS?!?!
Bart: damn, didn’t spoiler say that she would help?
Connor:
Connor: I’m doomed…
—
Tim: hey dad…?
Bruce, suddenly terrified: yes sweetheart?? You’re not feeling sick, are you?!?
Tim, shaking his head: uhm… I like boys…
Bruce, relieved: that’s perfectly fine, sweetheart, I love you regardless.
Tim: uhm… I’m also seeing a guy…
Bruce, looking over at Damian, who starts to cut the cucumber for the salad more aggressively: that’s… that’s great sweetheart.
—
Damian: Stephanie, it has come to my attention that Timothy is seeing… a boy.
Stephanie: *gasp* he could get pregnant!!
Damian: no, he cannot.
Stephanie: teen pregnancy is nothing to joke about, Dami.
—
Tim: guy, it’s fine! We don’t do anything illegal, we practice safe sex, it’s fine!
Dick: YOURE HAVING SEX?!?
—
Connor: didn’t you say that we weren’t doing anything illegal??
Tim: Connor, is blowing up a LOA base truly illegal??
Connor: YES!!
Based off this prompt that I made
Dick: Tim, are you okay?!?!
Tim: I’m just going outside…
(Tim was not just going outside, he was going to meet up with Connor.)
—
Bruce: hmmm Ra’s Al Ghul has recently named a new heir, and he seems to be looking for something in Gotham and is also targeting Tim for some reason… who could the new heir be…
Tim, upstairs: *sneezes*
—
Jason: sooo… Tim, who’s your favorite Hero??
Tim, sick and tired of them trying to be named the favorite: Green Arrow.
Later at the watchtower
Green Arrow: oh, hey Bats and Birds, I haven’t seen you all up here in a minute—
Dick: sybau
—
Connor: man, Tim is so nice and sweet, I’ve never had a civilian friend before and he’s so kind to me, and respects my autonomy!!
Tim: I need that man so bad.
—
Duke, an intellectual: why don’t we just tell Tim our secret identities??
The bats: no :( he’ll want to join and we don’t want that, he’ll get sick, he’s spleenless.
Meanwhile, Tim: so, do I swing the Bo staff like this, or like this?
Lady Shiva: like this, if you do it like that, you’ll take your own eye out. The goal is to get someone else’s eye out.
—
Damian, trying to win favorite: Timothy, you said that… Green Arrow was your favorite Hero, but who is your favorite Gotham vigilante?
Tim, debating saying Poison Ivy, but can’t deny his roots: Batman. It was always Batman.
Bruce: *super big grin on his face*
—
Tim, sick as hell: gross.
The Bats: omg do you have enough pillows?? Do you want tea??? Did you take your antibiotics?!?!?
Connor, sneaking through the window: *slowly lowers the window*
Tim: wait… no… come back…
The bats: oh my, it’s worse than we thought, he’s hallucinating!!!
—
Connor: MY TIMOTHY, MY CRUSH, IS BATMANS CIVLIAN SON TIMOTHY?!?! THE ONE WHERE ROBIN SAID HE WOULD KILL ANY OF HIS POTENTIAL SUITORS?!?!
Bart: damn, didn’t spoiler say that she would help?
Connor:
Connor: I’m doomed…
—
Tim: hey dad…?
Bruce, suddenly terrified: yes sweetheart?? You’re not feeling sick, are you?!?
Tim, shaking his head: uhm… I like boys…
Bruce, relieved: that’s perfectly fine, sweetheart, I love you regardless.
Tim: uhm… I’m also seeing a guy…
Bruce, looking over at Damian, who starts to cut the cucumber for the salad more aggressively: that’s… that’s great sweetheart.
—
Damian: Stephanie, it has come to my attention that Timothy is seeing… a boy.
Stephanie: *gasp* he could get pregnant!!
Damian: no, he cannot.
Stephanie: teen pregnancy is nothing to joke about, Dami.
—
Tim: guy, it’s fine! We don’t do anything illegal, we practice safe sex, it’s fine!
Dick: YOURE HAVING SEX?!?
—
Connor: didn’t you say that we weren’t doing anything illegal??
Tim: Connor, is blowing up a LOA base truly illegal??
Connor: YES!!

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The biggest disservice the DP x DC fandom has ever done to me was have a character that can throw other characters into a novel, and not have Jason Todd and Danny Fenton be thrown into Pride and Prejudice
CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE JASON GEEKING OUT IN EXCITEMENT CAUSE HES IN HOS FAVORITE ROMANCE NOVEL?!?
Danny: Help, Ghostwriter threw me into another book
Jason: I’m going to marry this man, the book told me to.
It would be a really cute will they won’t they romcom, with Danny acting all like Lizzie, trying to speed his way out of the book, Jason with his Bat brooding act, blushing like a fool on the inside, wanting to live out every single part of the book
WOULD DANNY EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A ROMANCE PLOT????? WOULD HE BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY THE BOOK???
The potential for comedy of errors and misunderstandings from this alone has me cackling.
K but this puts Danny more as Mr Darcy than Jason does.
Danny: i don't want to go to a ball in the countryside, im in the middle of a crisis and this one guy I hate keeps trying to take advantage of my family by trying to abscond with my sister for cash(either vlad trying to do a custody thing with dani or Johnny 13 doing the bs he did with jazz with trying to make her possessable by kitty). My best friends dragged me out to the countryside to go clear my head but it literally happened so recently it's making me hate everything bc the fallout was so bad
Jason: i love to dance and my siblings and I get to dress up and have a good time AND WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME BARELY TOLERABLE??
The main reason why I think Jason would be Darcy and Danny Lizzie, is because Jason knows how the story goes.
Ghostwriter wouldn’t like that, he wants their slow burn to be real.
If Jason is Lizzie, he would know that Mr. Darcy calling him barely tolerable would mean to the story.
Danny doesn’t.
Danny would be absolutely pissed off when he hears Jason talk about him like that.
There is also the fact that Danny does not know what the characters look like, so when Danny sees Jason he’s just like “dang, I guess Mr. Darcy is smoking hot…”
Jason would know instantly that he’s not the only one stuck in the story, and that would make him even more excited, cause his Lizzie Bennet was a real person on the outside, that he could introduce his family too, and marry in real life.
The man is swooning
What if ghostwriter gets so fed up with them that he takes them out of the story before it ends. Imagine Jason extremely pissed off going "nope, you promised me a Jane Austen romance, I'm having one, i don't care if I have to make it a thing in the real world" and so he keeps doing stuff to get Danny to follow the plot points they missed.
Not sure if ghostwriter lore lets him take people out of stories while in the middle or if he has to let them finish but if he can't, I think it'd be fun for him to switch the books on them once he's annoyed enough. Like either the plot just changes to the new book completely or they're in a story inside a story and will have to go back and finish the plot of the 1st one before they can go back to the real world (not that Jason knows that)
Jason, trying to think of how he could recreate the plot point of Lydia marrying Mr. Wickham: …
This made me think, it would be pretty funny that instead of Ghostwriter getting so mad he takes them out, he goes to Jason while Jason is home alone when he’s waiting for the next plot point to argue with him.
Ghostwriter: bro, you’re blowing it
Jason: I know!! How do I get him to like me???
Just Jason not realizing until way after that the mysterious guy who visited him to give him dating tips was probably the guy who trapped him in the book
Okay but consider: all the Bennett sisters. It would be so fun to slot the Batfam into the Bennett roles. Ghostwriter chose the Waynes because he wanted Brucie as Mrs Bennett (totally unaware of Batman), and the brood is large enough he can fill out the rest of the cast pretty easily.
You'd think that this would automatically make Damian Lydia, but once the Bats realize what book they're in, both Damian and Tim are fistfighting (and knife fighting) each other to get to be the one to elope with their superboy.
This made me think of them being all confused cause like, they’re all stuck as the Bennet family, who is this random guy, who’s clearly never read the book, and where’s Jason?!?
And then at the ball they see Jason as Mr. Darcy, as happy as a clam.
Tim and Damian, as Lydia and Kitty, team up just to annoy Jason and embarrass him in front of Danny.
Dick as Jane Bennet though ❤️❤️❤️
The biggest disservice the DP x DC fandom has ever done to me was have a character that can throw other characters into a novel, and not have Jason Todd and Danny Fenton be thrown into Pride and Prejudice
CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE JASON GEEKING OUT IN EXCITEMENT CAUSE HES IN HOS FAVORITE ROMANCE NOVEL?!?
Danny: Help, Ghostwriter threw me into another book
Jason: I’m going to marry this man, the book told me to.
It would be a really cute will they won’t they romcom, with Danny acting all like Lizzie, trying to speed his way out of the book, Jason with his Bat brooding act, blushing like a fool on the inside, wanting to live out every single part of the book
WOULD DANNY EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A ROMANCE PLOT????? WOULD HE BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY THE BOOK???
The potential for comedy of errors and misunderstandings from this alone has me cackling.
K but this puts Danny more as Mr Darcy than Jason does.
Danny: i don't want to go to a ball in the countryside, im in the middle of a crisis and this one guy I hate keeps trying to take advantage of my family by trying to abscond with my sister for cash(either vlad trying to do a custody thing with dani or Johnny 13 doing the bs he did with jazz with trying to make her possessable by kitty). My best friends dragged me out to the countryside to go clear my head but it literally happened so recently it's making me hate everything bc the fallout was so bad
Jason: i love to dance and my siblings and I get to dress up and have a good time AND WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME BARELY TOLERABLE??
The main reason why I think Jason would be Darcy and Danny Lizzie, is because Jason knows how the story goes.
Ghostwriter wouldn’t like that, he wants their slow burn to be real.
If Jason is Lizzie, he would know that Mr. Darcy calling him barely tolerable would mean to the story.
Danny doesn’t.
Danny would be absolutely pissed off when he hears Jason talk about him like that.
There is also the fact that Danny does not know what the characters look like, so when Danny sees Jason he’s just like “dang, I guess Mr. Darcy is smoking hot…”
Jason would know instantly that he’s not the only one stuck in the story, and that would make him even more excited, cause his Lizzie Bennet was a real person on the outside, that he could introduce his family too, and marry in real life.
The man is swooning
What if ghostwriter gets so fed up with them that he takes them out of the story before it ends. Imagine Jason extremely pissed off going "nope, you promised me a Jane Austen romance, I'm having one, i don't care if I have to make it a thing in the real world" and so he keeps doing stuff to get Danny to follow the plot points they missed.
Not sure if ghostwriter lore lets him take people out of stories while in the middle or if he has to let them finish but if he can't, I think it'd be fun for him to switch the books on them once he's annoyed enough. Like either the plot just changes to the new book completely or they're in a story inside a story and will have to go back and finish the plot of the 1st one before they can go back to the real world (not that Jason knows that)
Jason, trying to think of how he could recreate the plot point of Lydia marrying Mr. Wickham: …
This made me think, it would be pretty funny that instead of Ghostwriter getting so mad he takes them out, he goes to Jason while Jason is home alone when he’s waiting for the next plot point to argue with him.
Ghostwriter: bro, you’re blowing it
Jason: I know!! How do I get him to like me???
Just Jason not realizing until way after that the mysterious guy who visited him to give him dating tips was probably the guy who trapped him in the book