trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
dirt enthusiast
Discoholic 🪩
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
DEAR READER
Origami Around
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Kaledo Art
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
JVL
Andulka
cherry valley forever
Xuebing Du
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@mochafrogs
welcome to the bog! .☘︎ ݁˖
⚘⋆.° "I grant you these wishes three"
𓅰 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯
𓃵 #my art to view the workings of the fae, 𓃦 #bog lore to hear tales told by the willow tree, 𓅓 #oc - [oc name] to peer at the creatures-- fear not, more shall be added if you stay.
𓅰 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯
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Honey, put your glasses on
You've been washing the dishes with quilava again
Live action remake
Imagine that your knowledge of the once-lost Earth is limited to religious stories, legends about the past, rare and hard-to-find texts and images, and one tree you've seen in person... And then you're given access to nature documentaries. Would you choose sleep over watching movies?
Simon rejected sleep.
Simon is afraid that everything will be taken away from him again(((
newer stickers in my shop! for the anxious / bad music enjoyers / cursed individuals out there
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
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Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid
Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals
*BANG*
(3 hours later, at Walmart)
(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)
Hmm...
You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)
everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice
I caved in. Eridian sona
Dawg look at my fucking eridians we're failing Mr. Grace's class
Shitty eridians ensemble: Blair and Skittle (@treesaplingtwig), Elvis (@lewadny), Coffy Table (@vampirejuno), Dent (@idiotjae), Tire (@kaiiaii), Hardtack (@pineappical) + bonus round of HUH and Big Steppa
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
haaah? what the hell is this? some sort of damn beast... it's kind of badass
Name: Dopped Snuffler
Type: Forest/Shadow
Powers: Dig, Truffle Find, Radiant Death Flare
Catchphrase: "snrrf..!"
damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day
I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny
whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock
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I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on
just some guys doing a bit from mash, in some nonspecific region of space, resolving some nonspecific space-related crisis
