Prolific Procrastinator

So, I just watched Taiso Zamurai and the ninja's attitude triggered me so much. They stalked the MC and his daughter home, and then had the gall to ask to stay there while acting like a total airhead. NO F*CKER, IT'S NOT CUTE TO BREAK AND ENTER SOMEONE'S HOME.

It's so freaking creepy how everyone was charmed by this sh*thead 'cheery' personality and blatant disregard of people's personal life. I don't care how good your dogeza is, it won't change the fact that you violated my personal space and business.

Maybe I'm so angry because I'm a private person, and there were moments where people acted chummy and cheerful just so they could take advantage.

“You thought it was Hermit Purple, but it was ME, Zetsu!“

Jojokes aside, I really want to read Fix-It/Time Travel Obito-centric fic where the white Zetsu duo actually becomes his allies. They WERE victims of Kaguya’s first Infinite Tsukuyomi, after all. There’s bound to be some lingering resentments. They could be the ones who warned Obito about black Zetsu and Moon Eye plan.

KKOB MINIBANG Day 1 - Supernatural

In which Kakashi became a dentist to meet the cute tooth fairy of his childhood again. Instead, 20 years later, the sweet tsundere black-haired crybaby fairy turned out to be part-lizard, part-flower, white-haired (and still tsundere) piece of divine hunk.

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Kakashi, your resident pervert, brandishing extracted tooth after the client went home: “O, Keeper of Wisdom Teeth! I wish to give you ORAL!”

Obito: “WHAT.”

Kakashi: “-examination. I mean. Like-”

Obito, So Done™: “…I give up on humanity.”

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Inspired by @bnhaed3 fanfic “i get a little bit nervous around you (get a little excited)” on Ao3 because loose-hair!Momoharu ??? YES PLEASE.

Welp, since I’m on crossover binge...

My new OTP is the one from...yanno? My Ninja Academia or something. So they meet during, uh, Provisional Chuunin Exam with the worst first impression ever! The red(-or white...?) haired dude with daddy issues broke the beefy boisterous guy’s heart bones something and-

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