Embarking on Life

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.

I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations

I also want better public transport that doesn't rely on me having to have a car.

why does every vulture look lesbian as hell

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

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i couldnt survive in a sitcom

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

just so everybody knows i have literally no idea why my blog shows as deactivated in the reblog. my working theory is that half of me is currently in the friends universe beating the shit out of ross geller

I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

Separation of church & state

i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,