people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

that's a bad bitch right there

Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog

How to sleep at the right time at night begginer tutorial

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

Lol how are you 40 and didn't know that you can double jump irl if you chase a stimulant with a benzo

you ever just minding your business and then you feel The Grief

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information