The Hilarious Life of a Pancake

too risky man

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

i thought i was the only one

Me right now.

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

he just became like 50% carrot

don’t you dare tell me you didn’t love this show

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

get rekt

i snorted

I love this man

hahah

Life goals

This warms my heart, nothing else will ever do the same